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    Dwarakanathan wrote:
    In this way, people are spoiling the language.

    I was somehow very sure you must be from Tamil Nadu. I checked and you are from Chennai. It is a joke and not celebration of Hindi or sanskrit week. Be a sport and enjoy the joke.

    I enjoyed the joke ya that why told like that.
    Thank you said by: vijay
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    A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.

    After seeing the form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.

    You know why?

    Form said: “Fill Up In Capital”.
    Thank you said by: Manoj Kumar Lamba
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    A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
    B: That's impossible. Whose baby?
    A: An elephant's.

    http://www.comparenshop.in

    Thank you said by: Mousumi Ghosh
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    Teacher : What's your date of Birth?
    Pupil : 20th July.
    Teacher : Which year?
    Pupil : Every year.
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    Think you are sitting in front of computer, what computer will think…??

    Do you know…??

    Intel inside
    mental outside…


    Another one:
    You are standing in front of fridge…

    What fridge will think…

    Do you know…??

    Cool inside
    fool outside

    http://www.comparenshop.in

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    Think you are sitting in front of computer, what computer will think…??

    Do you know…??

    Intel inside
    mental outside…


    Another one:
    You are standing in front of fridge…

    What fridge will think…

    Do you know…??

    Cool inside
    fool outside[/quote

    One more:

    Think you are standing outside race course…

    What race course will think…

    Do you know…??

    Ghoda inside
    Gadha outside…

    http://www.comparenshop.in

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    Teacher: what you should do to become an outstanding student?
    Pupil: I'll stand outside the class room.
    Thank you said by: Manoj Kumar Lamba
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    A teacher is talking to a student.
    Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
    Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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    The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
    it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
    it functions right from the time u r Born....
    until you fall in love :laugh:

    http://www.comparenshop.in

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    In a Shop where Brains are sold.
    Customer: why that Brain is the costliest of all the Brains here?
    Salesman : that's a politician Brain Sir. Brand new. Never used. That's why it's the costliest Brain.
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