Some common and mostly known Intelligence questions.....Lets whether you know it or not

A good way of testing ur mental abilities and havin a good laf at ya self
too


V. I. P.  Intelligence Test

Here are 10 questions.   You have 10 minutes.
DO NOT look at the answers found at the end of this document,
I am watching!

1. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months
have 28 days?

2. If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every
half hour, how long would it be before all the pills had been
taken?

3. I went to bed at eight o'clock in the evening and wound up my clock
and set the alarm to sound at nine o'clock in the morning. How
many hours sleep would I get before being awaken by the alarm?

4. Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get?

5. A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep
were left?

6. If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where
there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you
light first?

7. A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction,
each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along.
What color is the bear?

8. Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have?

9. How many animals of each species did Moses take with him
in the Ark?

10. If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped
at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers
and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and
eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, what's the name of
the driver?

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Answers
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1. All of them. Every month has at least 28 days.
2. 1 hour: If you take a pill at 1 o'clock, then another at
1:30 and the last at 2 o'clock = 3 pills in 1 hour.
3. 1 hour. It is a wind up alarm clock, cannot discriminate a.m.
from p.m.
4. 70. Dividing by half is the same as multiplying by 2.
5. 9 live sheep.
6. The match!
7. White. If all walls face south, the house must be on the
North Pole.
8. 2 apples.
9. None. It was Noah, not Moses.
10. YOU are the driver!

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Grading Scale (out of 10)
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10   Genius
9    Mensa Member
8    Nuclear Engineer
7    High school pupil
6    College Student
5    Bond girl
4    Used Car Salesman
3    Teacher
2    Doctor
1    University lecturer
0    Member of U.S. Congress

A man wished another man HAPPY CHILDRENS DAY. HE got confuse that why he wishing him on childrens day as this day is meant for childrens- small boys and girls.            AFTER  THINKING A LOT HE SAID I AM NOT A CHILD . THE ANOTHER MAN STARTED LAUGHING -haha haha i wished u because as u have 10children .THIS SHOWS YOUR LOVE FOR CHILDREN

Let the prices go up............

 

The seller smiled and said, of course I am selling. Because of the increasing rates of vegetables, the Indian middle class is trying its own fundamentals of economics. The rate has increased so they have decreased the demand and since we don't have the option to slash rates, now we are cutting down the supply.

Previously I used to sell onino at the rate of ten rupees per kilogram now I am selling it at the rate of ten rupees per piece.

My economy is stable as I am able to sustain my earnings this way and the economy of Indian middle class is also stable, they are spending inside their budgetary limits. They were spending ten rupees on onion in the past and now also not crossing the limits. Let the prices go up, it doesn't matter.

So no worries, we are waiting for the good times to come and tackling our problems with whatever means we have and we can.

 

New sign in the bank lobby reads:

Please note that this bank is installing new drive through ATM machines enabling customers

to widdraw cash without living there vehiles. Customer using this new facility are requsted to

use the procedure outlined below when accessing there account.

After month of careful reserch, male and female procedure have been developed.

PLEASE FOLLOW THE APPROPRIATE STEPS FOR YOUR GENDER:

PROCEDURE FOR MALE

1. Drive up to the cash machine & put down your car window.

2. Insert card into the machine and enter pin.

3. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw it.

4. Retrieve all cash, card and statement.

5. put your window up.

6. And drive off.

PROCEDURE FOR FEMALE

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and set the car window with the machine.

3. Set parking brake put the car window down.

4. Find handbag put all contant of bag on passanger seat and find card.

5. Attamt to insert card into machine.

6. Adjust car window and try again.

7. Again find handbag to get a diary to find a pin written in the back pages.

8. Enter pin.

9. Again reenter the correct pin.

10. Enter amount of cash required.

11.  check makeup in view mirror.

12.  collect the cash and receipt.

13.  Again find handbag to locate wallete and place cash inside.

14.  Rechack the makeup.

15.  put up the car window.

16.  again put down the car window and collect the Atm card from machine.

17.  Down the car window and start the car.

18.  Release the parking brake.