Superman and i once arm-wrestled.The loser had to wear his underwear outside his trouser...

I am the only person on this planet who can eat just one lay's chip...

There is no 'ctrl' button on my computer,I am always in control..

I can slam a revolving door...

I don't wear watch; I decide what time it is..

I can divide by zeroes..

Nobody has ever dared question my motives...