1)Washing powder NIRMA ,Washing powder nirma Doodh si safedi NIRMA se aaye, Why are too much Black? NIRMA Powder use karna

2)You copied the concept of COFFEE WITH KARAN. Are you both by any chance, of same orientation?

3)^^^^ Reading above came a big scream from SRK, "Nahi karan mera hai ".
Neer's reaction :- Keep him with you now, mera kaam to ho gaya.

4)Sachi mein tumhe Angels kiss kiya hain?ya sirf phek rahe ho?

5)Are you still in the phase of Len-den?

6)You started making threads just to get notice, right? Wannabe Abhinav

7)Tere naam kya hain?Kissed ya Angels??

8)^^^ Oops, I got it. It's N+HEER+MALYA( vijay malya )= Neermalya

9)When you came first on this planet, was there any blackout?

10)You love your Priyanka Sis, right?

11)Lift mein itna aandhera kyun hain?

12)Are you by any chance a watchman of this lift?

13)Accept it, that in your case(mainly display name) angels are of the same sex which you hold.

14)Are you fan of Kilwish from Shaktimaan?( Andhera Kaayam rahe  )

15)I saw you in a rally against the bulbs and tubelights, why so??

16)Were you standing behind the black curtain in your mishmash videos? or is it by default?
17)Isn't it true that, you just flirt with the girls because you think it's the only way to fullfill your real motto behind your display name?

18)Are you a brand embassodor of a candle making factory?

19)Is it true that, you made a community club named as HAPPY CLUB inspired from film APKGK but you yourself were denied of its membership?

20)Stop drooling and fix the lift please. :|

P.S: No offence meant!