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Santa: Do you have any idea about the shop?

Banta: Hey, I do not have an Idea, I have Airtel.

**Santa: Can you take pictures from your mobile?

Banta: Oh! no, I can take only the battery and SIM card from my mobile

**Banta's freind: Do you have a prepaid or post paid connection for your cell phone  

Banta: I do not have any connection. It is a cordless phone.

**Santa goes to a mobile store with his newly-bought cell phone-

     Sales person: “Any problem, Sir?”

     Santa: “Yes, It keeps showing me only one message from yesterday.”

     Sales person: “What is the message, Sir?”

     Santa: “1 message received”

**Teacher: “What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?”

Santa: “Simple. A fly flies while a mosquito cannot mosquito.”

**Teacher: “Where can you find pink buildings?”

Banta: “At MG Road, where I stay. Yesterday, we painted our house and garage pink.”

**Santa goes for an interview for the post of an electrical engineer:

Interviewer: “So, how does the phone ring?”

Santa: “Tring.. Tring..”

Interviewer (puzzled): “In which state does River Krishna flow?”

Santa: “In liquid state!”

Interviewer: (perplexed): What do you get when you take 4 from 14?”

Santa: “One, Sir.”

Interviewer: (exasperated) “Ok, you may leave now”

Santa: “Yes Sir, What should I leave?”

Funny definitions and quips:

##What is an e-mail?

It is a cross between an express and a mail

##What is a blackberry?

It is a type of berry used for sending mails.

##What is love and divorce?

Love is the past tense of marriage and divorce is the future tense of marriage

##What is the full form of ISDN and ATM?

ISDN is short for “It still does nothing” and ATM for “Addictive to Men”

##Who is a doctor?

One who makes us cut our pockets so that he can stitch a new one.

##What is an atlas?

It is a book you use if you want to go round the world in 10 minutes.

##When do you buy a reliance mobile?

When you want on rely on a matchless alliance.

##When does the rain come?

When the rain God wants to kiss the Earth!

##What is an apple?

A round object which you see in the western sky at evening time.

##Why do people prefer glass?

As they get 3 things for free--gas, lass and an ass.