If elephants could fly.....

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If elephants could fly.....

I have once asked the same question in humour section of Boddunan and got some witty answers. Now many new members have joined the site and let me see how their response would be. A break to serious thoughts and discussions...........

Fly using your imagination wings and ponder some nice ideas and impressive wits to answer this humour thread. Please post 'minimum three' 'innovative' and fresh ideas and as soon as answers reach 5, I shall choose the best one which impresses me most. It's only a game for entertaining purposes, and please come forward with some witty ideas. Let me see who is the most creative and humourous person of Boddunan right now:)

Sandhya Rani

Category: General Reference 8 years ago

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1, If elephants could fly, I would own one as a pet. To save me from the flight tickets and last moment booking. I could go on a royal ride at my wish.

2. You could have your stalls on an elephant's back as rest stops for air travelers on elephant ride. Have snacks and refuel yourself and your eelphant for journey ahead. Good business ideas for flying dhabas and rest spots in air on an elephant back. And the lucrative navigator job to avoid crash and traffic congestion in air.

3. Not to forget the innovative eco friendly restrooms in the air for your elephants as you do not want cars in traffic to crash due to their droppings.

Answered 8 years ago

wow! I think you read my mind..... almost sketched everything. But elephant as a pet is a new idea, I didn't think of that. It's very costy you know, I can't afford :). I too was to open a rest house at a busy commercial 'elephant stop' to earn some cash:). I have a few more innovative ideas. Will share with you later. - Sandhya Rani - 8 years ago

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Arunima Singh

Swetha Shenoy · Answer 1 · 2016-11-10 08:24:38

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Thank God, Elephants dont jump! forget about flying!

1. I would not have to call municipal coorporation for water shortage since my Ele (as i will call my elephant) would fill fresh water for me- no need of depending upon ground water since they have huge sense of smell!

2. I will use ele to shit on people who I dislike....a sort of natural revenge!

3. Better take ele and stay in an island away from all the hustle and bustle!

Answered 8 years ago

	Ok dear, I liked your sweet 'Aana revenge' very much. You are a Malayali, know what Aana is. Ele (Eli) is called rat you know. You can also invite Suresh Gopi of 'Commissioner' fame to help your aana to shit :):) - Sandhya Rani - 8 years ago
	Oh Ele is the pet name. I thought elephant is called Ele in Telugu or Tulu ..haha - Sandhya Rani - 8 years ago

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Sandhya Rani · Answer 2 · 2016-12-08 13:37:53

Till now I waited for a 5th person to answer it. But it didn't happen. So, I would like to choose the best answer. No doubt, Arunima's answer impressed me most. In fact, she quoted many of my 'elephant desires' too. I also got impressed by Swetha's answer. Yet I would like to accept Arunima's answer.

If elephants could fly, as Arunima told I thought to open a cool bar beneath the clouds at a few metro 'elephant stations' and junctions to refresh yourself. After all it's not an easy task to use elephant buses beneath red hot sun. I now have decided to franchise and handle it to Arunima :). I would have also started many refreshing stations, luxurious hotels to stay etc etc.

Secondly, I would have started an umbrella factory and company with 'elephant trademark' and get a patent for 'Elephant Mark Umbrella' or 'Aana Mark Kuda' in my language. After all you need to save your heads every time when elephants fly over your head.

I also thought to write a script and become a director to release one film with a flying elephant playing the leading character. I prefer love stories with some amazing romantic songs......

Sreematrana · Answer 3 · 2018-02-05 17:40:06

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There will be serious traffic problem in sky

Answered 7 years ago

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rambabu · Answer 4 · 2016-11-06 04:21:34

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If Elephants could fly, I need to carry a giant Umbrella wherever, I go go, in case, they crap on me. I need someone to carry the giant Umbrella too.. Elephant droppings may cause severe head injuries on the people. There will be no space for the birds in the Sky.

Answered 8 years ago

Minimum three ideas..... You have quoted only two - Sandhya Rani - 8 years ago

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Divya · Answer 5 · 2016-11-07 11:31:38

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1. If elephants could fly i would ditch my car and travel by air daily

2. If elephants could fly there will be a lot heavy matter in the air

3. If elephants could fly ant will have to fly too, else all the ant and elephant riddles will go for a toss

Answered 8 years ago

ant n elephant riddles is definitely one new interesting idea... several comic book series may be released..... - Sandhya Rani - 8 years ago

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