Thats really funny.
Hope Mata Durga is not present at office ;) :lol:

nice one Kalyani...


Teacher : Pappu, go to the map and find America.
Pappu : Here it is!
Teacher : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class: Pappu!

:woohoo: :woohoo:

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!

Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Michael DeBakey, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come take a
look at his Mercedes.



Morris shouted across the garage,

"Hey DeBakey!

Is dat you?

"Come on ova' here a minute."



The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Morris the mechanic was working on the car.

Morris straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively,

"So Mr. Fancy Doctor,
look at dis here work.
I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish dis baby will purr like a kitten.

So how come you get da big bucks, when you an' me is doing basically da same work?"



Dr. DeBakey leaned over and whispered to Morris the loudmouth mechanic.



"Try doing it with the engine running."

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Good ones keep it up guys.

Diner: I can't eat such a rotten Burger. Call the manager!

Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

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Really funny..... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Once Laloo was coming out of an Airport. As there was huge rush the
security guard told to Laloo "WAIT SIR" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs"
and moved on.

A manager told his subordinate "If you want to take leave, please tell some genuine reasons. Don't tell reason like Elephant had bitten me". :)

Kumaresh that was a funny one thanks for making me laugh :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: