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    Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, clean ing home and washing clothes.

    Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
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    Indian Prime Minister: We are sending Indians to the moon next year!

    US President: Wow! How many?

    Indian Prime Minister: 7 OBC, 5 SC, 8 ST, 3 Handicapped, 2 Sports Persons, 3 Terrorist Affected, 3 Kashmiri Migrants, 2 MPs & 1 Astronaut.
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    Santa asks Priest: Why did god make women so beautiful?

    Priest: So that you will love them.

    Santa thinks for a short time...

    Santa: But why did God make them so dumb?

    Priest: So that they will love you.
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    Judge asks a little Kid: Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?

    Kid: No, my mummy beats me.

    Judge: Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.

    Kid: No, my daddy beats me too.

    Judge: Well then, who do you want to live with?

    Kid: I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody !!!
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    Banta to Lawyer: What is your fees?

    Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.

    Banta: Isn't it too high?

    Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?
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    Santa & Banta got tired using mobile cell phones. For a change, they decided to use pigeons to send sweet messages. And this hilarious scheme worked very fine.

    One day Santa sends his pigeon.

    Banta sees, the pigeon is without any message. He picks his mobile and asks Santa: The pigeon is without any sweet message.

    Santa: Oye khotey, that was a missed call.
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    Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl?

    Employee: (looking down) No Sir...

    Boss: Don't look down. Look at me.
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    Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl?

    Employee: (looking down) No Sir...

    Boss: Don't look down. Look at me.
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    Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl?

    Employee: (looking down) No Sir...

    Boss: Don't look down. Look at me.
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    Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?

    Funny Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?
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