Elephant or an Ant

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Friends we have many a times heard the jokes of elephant and an ant. Can you tell me how is great and why?

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Lol I think I know the answer I had heard of it. ;)
The ant was wearing a helmet and the elephant's size helmet was not available. :laugh:


:laugh: :laugh:
Yes, of course....
But, is ant's helmet available in market? :woohoo:


It can use the sea shells as its helmet. That will cover its whole body. :silly:


Sea shell for a small ant...
Take care..otherwise it can turn to be its coffin :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


The helmet has to be strong :silly: Ok then let me think what can be the substitute. :blink:


Why can't you make it out of some precious metals like gold or silver? We can measure ant's head and make a helmet. Of course it will be strong enough :woohoo:


Wow nice idea a 10 on 10 for that! :laugh:

Let me ask you a question then.
An elephant was playing in the sun and the ant came and said something in his ears. The elephant went under a tree and stopped playing in the sun. Why?


Wow nice idea a 10 on 10 for that! :laugh:

Let me ask you a question then.
An elephant was playing in the sun and the ant came and said something in his ears. The elephant went under a tree and stopped playing in the sun. Why?


Is it in Hindi or English? :unsure:
Give me some clue yaar :whistle:
Lol I think I know the answer I had heard of it. ;)
The ant was wearing a helmet and the elephant's size helmet was not available. :laugh:


:laugh: :laugh:
Yes, of course....
But, is ant's helmet available in market? :woohoo:


It can use the sea shells as its helmet. That will cover its whole body. :silly:


Sea shell for a small ant...
Take care..otherwise it can turn to be its coffin :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


The helmet has to be strong :silly: Ok then let me think what can be the substitute. :blink:


Why can't you make it out of some precious metals like gold or silver? We can measure ant's head and make a helmet. Of course it will be strong enough :woohoo:


Wow nice idea a 10 on 10 for that! :laugh:

Let me ask you a question then.
An elephant was playing in the sun and the ant came and said something in his ears. The elephant went under a tree and stopped playing in the sun. Why?


He must be worried about his complexion I guess. But did ant check her own?
Lol I think I know the answer I had heard of it. ;)
The ant was wearing a helmet and the elephant's size helmet was not available. :laugh:


:laugh: :laugh:
Yes, of course....
But, is ant's helmet available in market? :woohoo:


It can use the sea shells as its helmet. That will cover its whole body. :silly:


Sea shell for a small ant...
Take care..otherwise it can turn to be its coffin :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


The helmet has to be strong :silly: Ok then let me think what can be the substitute. :blink:


Why can't you make it out of some precious metals like gold or silver? We can measure ant's head and make a helmet. Of course it will be strong enough :woohoo:


Wow nice idea a 10 on 10 for that! :laugh:

Let me ask you a question then.
An elephant was playing in the sun and the ant came and said something in his ears. The elephant went under a tree and stopped playing in the sun. Why?


He must be worried about his complexion I guess. But did ant check her own?


But elephant is already black.... :unsure: :unsure:
But I think it's the right answer
Lol I think I know the answer I had heard of it. ;)
The ant was wearing a helmet and the elephant's size helmet was not available. :laugh:


:laugh: :laugh:
Yes, of course....
But, is ant's helmet available in market? :woohoo:


It can use the sea shells as its helmet. That will cover its whole body. :silly:


Sea shell for a small ant...
Take care..otherwise it can turn to be its coffin :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


The helmet has to be strong :silly: Ok then let me think what can be the substitute. :blink:


Why can't you make it out of some precious metals like gold or silver? We can measure ant's head and make a helmet. Of course it will be strong enough :woohoo:


Wow nice idea a 10 on 10 for that! :laugh:

Let me ask you a question then.
An elephant was playing in the sun and the ant came and said something in his ears. The elephant went under a tree and stopped playing in the sun. Why?


He must be worried about his complexion I guess. But did ant check her own?


But elephant is already black.... :unsure: :unsure:
But I think it's the right answer


No doubt the elephant is still fairer than the ant. :P Elephants are somewhat grey in color and ants are pure black. So the elephant became color conscious. :lol:
Lol I think I know the answer I had heard of it. ;)
The ant was wearing a helmet and the elephant's size helmet was not available. :laugh:


:laugh: :laugh:
Yes, of course....
But, is ant's helmet available in market? :woohoo:


It can use the sea shells as its helmet. That will cover its whole body. :silly:


Sea shell for a small ant...
Take care..otherwise it can turn to be its coffin :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


The helmet has to be strong :silly: Ok then let me think what can be the substitute. :blink:


Why can't you make it out of some precious metals like gold or silver? We can measure ant's head and make a helmet. Of course it will be strong enough :woohoo:


Wow nice idea a 10 on 10 for that! :laugh:

Let me ask you a question then.
An elephant was playing in the sun and the ant came and said something in his ears. The elephant went under a tree and stopped playing in the sun. Why?


He must be worried about his complexion I guess. But did ant check her own?


But elephant is already black.... :unsure: :unsure:
But I think it's the right answer


No doubt the elephant is still fairer than the ant. :P Elephants are somewhat grey in color and ants are pure black. So the elephant became color conscious. :lol:

But, You can see golden colour ants too :silly:
Let us leave it to the ant to decide what it wants to choose for its helmet. :P
In the mean time tell me there is a refrigerator and you have to fit an elephant in it how do you do it? :ohmy:
Let us leave it to the ant to decide what it wants to choose for its helmet. :P
In the mean time tell me there is a refrigerator and you have to fit an elephant in it how do you do it? :ohmy:


Cut it into small pieces.....and marinate with masala. Keep it in fridge and fry later :woohoo: :woohoo:
Let us leave it to the ant to decide what it wants to choose for its helmet. :P
In the mean time tell me there is a refrigerator and you have to fit an elephant in it how do you do it? :ohmy:


Cut it into small pieces.....and marinate with masala. Keep it in fridge and fry later :woohoo: :woohoo:


No I want to fit in a live elephant in the fridge. :P Try again! :silly:
Lol I think I know the answer I had heard of it. ;)
The ant was wearing a helmet and the elephant's size helmet was not available. :laugh:


:laugh: :laugh:
Yes, of course....
But, is ant's helmet available in market? :woohoo:


It can use the sea shells as its helmet. That will cover its whole body. :silly:


Sea shell for a small ant...
Take care..otherwise it can turn to be its coffin :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


The helmet has to be strong :silly: Ok then let me think what can be the substitute. :blink:


Why can't you make it out of some precious metals like gold or silver? We can measure ant's head and make a helmet. Of course it will be strong enough :woohoo:


Wow nice idea a 10 on 10 for that! :laugh:

Let me ask you a question then.
An elephant was playing in the sun and the ant came and said something in his ears. The elephant went under a tree and stopped playing in the sun. Why?


He must be worried about his complexion I guess. But did ant check her own?


But elephant is already black.... :unsure: :unsure:
But I think it's the right answer


No doubt the elephant is still fairer than the ant. :P Elephants are somewhat grey in color and ants are pure black. So the elephant became color conscious. :lol:

But, You can see golden colour ants too :silly:


We have white elephants as well, remember Erawat the elephant of Indra.. I think these are basically found in Burmah- now Myanmar.
Let us leave it to the ant to decide what it wants to choose for its helmet. :P
In the mean time tell me there is a refrigerator and you have to fit an elephant in it how do you do it? :ohmy:


Cut it into small pieces.....and marinate with masala. Keep it in fridge and fry later :woohoo: :woohoo:


No I want to fit in a live elephant in the fridge. :P Try again! :silly:

Then I want a magic stick of magician or mayavi to make it small and keep inside the fridge
Let us leave it to the ant to decide what it wants to choose for its helmet. :P
In the mean time tell me there is a refrigerator and you have to fit an elephant in it how do you do it? :ohmy:


Cut it into small pieces.....and marinate with masala. Keep it in fridge and fry later :woohoo: :woohoo:


No I want to fit in a live elephant in the fridge. :P Try again! :silly:

Then I want a magic stick of magician or mayavi to make it small and keep inside the fridge


Then you will become a magician who will miracle the eyes of the people.
Let us leave it to the ant to decide what it wants to choose for its helmet. :P
In the mean time tell me there is a refrigerator and you have to fit an elephant in it how do you do it? :ohmy:


Cut it into small pieces.....and marinate with masala. Keep it in fridge and fry later :woohoo: :woohoo:


No I want to fit in a live elephant in the fridge. :P Try again! :silly:

Then I want a magic stick of magician or mayavi to make it small and keep inside the fridge


No no it is simple! Open the door of the fridge and put the elephant in. The fridge is large in this case. :laugh:
Now how would you put a giraffe with a very long neck in the fridge? :ohmy:
Let us leave it to the ant to decide what it wants to choose for its helmet. :P
In the mean time tell me there is a refrigerator and you have to fit an elephant in it how do you do it? :ohmy:


Cut it into small pieces.....and marinate with masala. Keep it in fridge and fry later :woohoo: :woohoo:


No I want to fit in a live elephant in the fridge. :P Try again! :silly:

Then I want a magic stick of magician or mayavi to make it small and keep inside the fridge


No no it is simple! Open the door of the fridge and put the elephant in. The fridge is large in this case. :laugh:
Now how would you put a giraffe with a very long neck in the fridge? :ohmy:


large fridge!!! :sick: :sick:
Cheating....pure cheating...I want another answer :angry:
Let us leave it to the ant to decide what it wants to choose for its helmet. :P
In the mean time tell me there is a refrigerator and you have to fit an elephant in it how do you do it? :ohmy:


Cut it into small pieces.....and marinate with masala. Keep it in fridge and fry later :woohoo: :woohoo:


No I want to fit in a live elephant in the fridge. :P Try again! :silly:

Then I want a magic stick of magician or mayavi to make it small and keep inside the fridge


No no it is simple! Open the door of the fridge and put the elephant in. The fridge is large in this case. :laugh:
Now how would you put a giraffe with a very long neck in the fridge? :ohmy:


large fridge!!! :sick: :sick:
Cheating....pure cheating...I want another answer :angry:


:woohoo: :woohoo: No no no its the right answer. :P My question so I will decide the answer. Accept the large fridge or consider it to be a baby elephant. :cheer:
Ok...then answer this question.....

One day elephant met with an accident. when I went to hospital to see him, I saw both ant and elephant in next to next beds. Both persons looked ill, both of their bodies had tubes, syringes, etc.....
can you tell me the reason?
Ok...then answer this question.....

One day elephant met with an accident. when I went to hospital to see him, I saw both ant and elephant in next to next beds. Both persons looked ill, both of their bodies had tubes, syringes, etc.....
can you tell me the reason?



Because the ant loves the elephant and ant is the one who took him to the hospital so by carrying the elephant the ant became very weak. So much that the ant needed many glucose bottles that is why the syringes were pierced in its body too. :woohoo:

Maybe.. :unsure:
Ok...then answer this question.....

One day elephant met with an accident. when I went to hospital to see him, I saw both ant and elephant in next to next beds. Both persons looked ill, both of their bodies had tubes, syringes, etc.....
can you tell me the reason?



Because the ant loves the elephant and ant is the one who took him to the hospital so by carrying the elephant the ant became very weak. So much that the ant needed many glucose bottles that is why the syringes were pierced in its body too. :woohoo:

Maybe.. :unsure:


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Nice answer.

Because they were going on a scooter and had an accident so they both got injured. :laugh:
Ok...then answer this question.....

One day elephant met with an accident. when I went to hospital to see him, I saw both ant and elephant in next to next beds. Both persons looked ill, both of their bodies had tubes, syringes, etc.....
can you tell me the reason?



Because the ant loves the elephant and ant is the one who took him to the hospital so by carrying the elephant the ant became very weak. So much that the ant needed many glucose bottles that is why the syringes were pierced in its body too. :woohoo:

Maybe.. :unsure:


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Nice answer.

Because they were going on a scooter and had an accident so they both got injured. :laugh:


I didn't think that. I was searching for a more stupid answer probably leaving the obvious one. :unsure:
Ha ha ha....both of you are wrong....
Keep searching for the most stupid answer!!!

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