Elephant or an Ant
Friends we have many a times heard the jokes of elephant and an ant. Can you tell me how is great and why?
According to my idea this is a moral story that teach us never tolerate a enemy which is smaller and weaker than you.They also harm you a lot.
No, no this is all about two best friends in the world an elephant and ant. Nothing to feel bad or enmity among them. They in fact are the best lovers of this world. :laugh: :laugh:
As she wants to be a creature who sleep all the day so I thought she should be an owl monkey in the next birth as it sleeps for 17 hours a day. :laugh:
but I want to sleep 24 hours a day :silly: :silly:
I wish there were 24 hours in a day... , cannot have more than 14 these days. We in our parts have only 10-11 in winters. :)
Anyway, i want to sleep 365 days an year in my next birth :silly: :silly:
every one sleeps daily I don't any one person who sleep for only 360 days. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
what a comedy...
365 days and 24 hours full :angry: :angry:
Now you mentioned it I think you need to be a Kumbhkaran in next birth. :cheer:
OK ask God if He has something for you. :laugh:
I don't want to eat also...
Just sleeping..sleeping and only sleeping :sick:
According to my idea this is a moral story that teach us never tolerate a enemy which is smaller and weaker than you.They also harm you a lot.
No, no this is all about two best friends in the world an elephant and ant. Nothing to feel bad or enmity among them. They in fact are the best lovers of this world. :laugh: :laugh:
But not accepted by the ant's family considering that the elephant is obese and has teeth that are visible out of its mouth. :woohoo:
As she wants to be a creature who sleep all the day so I thought she should be an owl monkey in the next birth as it sleeps for 17 hours a day. :laugh:
but I want to sleep 24 hours a day :silly: :silly:
I wish there were 24 hours in a day... , cannot have more than 14 these days. We in our parts have only 10-11 in winters. :)
Anyway, i want to sleep 365 days an year in my next birth :silly: :silly:
every one sleeps daily I don't any one person who sleep for only 360 days. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
what a comedy...
365 days and 24 hours full :angry: :angry:
Now you mentioned it I think you need to be a Kumbhkaran in next birth. :cheer:
OK ask God if He has something for you. :laugh:
I don't want to eat also...
Just sleeping..sleeping and only sleeping :sick:
I think for that you will have to ask God to create a whole new creature out of you because I don't think any living being sleeps for 24 hours a day. :laugh:
Lol I think I know the answer I had heard of it. ;)
The ant was wearing a helmet and the elephant's size helmet was not available. :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh:
Yes, of course....
But, is ant's helmet available in market? :woohoo:
Lol I think I know the answer I had heard of it. ;)
The ant was wearing a helmet and the elephant's size helmet was not available. :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh:
Yes, of course....
But, is ant's helmet available in market? :woohoo:
It can use the sea shells as its helmet. That will cover its whole body. :silly:
Lol I think I know the answer I had heard of it. ;)
The ant was wearing a helmet and the elephant's size helmet was not available. :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh:
Yes, of course....
But, is ant's helmet available in market? :woohoo:
It can use the sea shells as its helmet. That will cover its whole body. :silly:
Sea shell for a small ant...
Take care..otherwise it can turn to be its coffin :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Lol I think I know the answer I had heard of it. ;)
The ant was wearing a helmet and the elephant's size helmet was not available. :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh:
Yes, of course....
But, is ant's helmet available in market? :woohoo:
It can use the sea shells as its helmet. That will cover its whole body. :silly:
Sea shell for a small ant...
Take care..otherwise it can turn to be its coffin :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
The helmet has to be strong :silly: Ok then let me think what can be the substitute. :blink:
Lol I think I know the answer I had heard of it. ;)
The ant was wearing a helmet and the elephant's size helmet was not available. :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh:
Yes, of course....
But, is ant's helmet available in market? :woohoo:
It can use the sea shells as its helmet. That will cover its whole body. :silly:
Sea shell for a small ant...
Take care..otherwise it can turn to be its coffin :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
The helmet has to be strong :silly: Ok then let me think what can be the substitute. :blink:
Why can't you make it out of some precious metals like gold or silver? We can measure ant's head and make a helmet. Of course it will be strong enough :woohoo:
Wow nice idea a 10 on 10 for that! :laugh:
Let me ask you a question then.
An elephant was playing in the sun and the ant came and said something in his ears. The elephant went under a tree and stopped playing in the sun. Why?
Lol I think I know the answer I had heard of it. ;)
The ant was wearing a helmet and the elephant's size helmet was not available. :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh:
Yes, of course....
But, is ant's helmet available in market? :woohoo:
It can use the sea shells as its helmet. That will cover its whole body. :silly:
Sea shell for a small ant...
Take care..otherwise it can turn to be its coffin :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
The helmet has to be strong :silly: Ok then let me think what can be the substitute. :blink:
Why can't you make it out of some precious metals like gold or silver? We can measure ant's head and make a helmet. Of course it will be strong enough :woohoo:
Wow nice idea a 10 on 10 for that! :laugh:
Let me ask you a question then.
An elephant was playing in the sun and the ant came and said something in his ears. The elephant went under a tree and stopped playing in the sun. Why?
Lol I think I know the answer I had heard of it. ;)
The ant was wearing a helmet and the elephant's size helmet was not available. :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh:
Yes, of course....
But, is ant's helmet available in market? :woohoo:
It can use the sea shells as its helmet. That will cover its whole body. :silly:
Sea shell for a small ant...
Take care..otherwise it can turn to be its coffin :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
The helmet has to be strong :silly: Ok then let me think what can be the substitute. :blink:
Why can't you make it out of some precious metals like gold or silver? We can measure ant's head and make a helmet. Of course it will be strong enough :woohoo:
Wow nice idea a 10 on 10 for that! :laugh:
Let me ask you a question then.
An elephant was playing in the sun and the ant came and said something in his ears. The elephant went under a tree and stopped playing in the sun. Why?
He must be worried about his complexion I guess. But did ant check her own?
Lol I think I know the answer I had heard of it. ;)
The ant was wearing a helmet and the elephant's size helmet was not available. :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh:
Yes, of course....
But, is ant's helmet available in market? :woohoo:
It can use the sea shells as its helmet. That will cover its whole body. :silly:
Sea shell for a small ant...
Take care..otherwise it can turn to be its coffin :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
The helmet has to be strong :silly: Ok then let me think what can be the substitute. :blink:
Why can't you make it out of some precious metals like gold or silver? We can measure ant's head and make a helmet. Of course it will be strong enough :woohoo:
Wow nice idea a 10 on 10 for that! :laugh:
Let me ask you a question then.
An elephant was playing in the sun and the ant came and said something in his ears. The elephant went under a tree and stopped playing in the sun. Why?
He must be worried about his complexion I guess. But did ant check her own?
But elephant is already black.... :unsure: :unsure:
But I think it's the right answer
Lol I think I know the answer I had heard of it. ;)
The ant was wearing a helmet and the elephant's size helmet was not available. :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh:
Yes, of course....
But, is ant's helmet available in market? :woohoo:
It can use the sea shells as its helmet. That will cover its whole body. :silly:
Sea shell for a small ant...
Take care..otherwise it can turn to be its coffin :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
The helmet has to be strong :silly: Ok then let me think what can be the substitute. :blink:
Why can't you make it out of some precious metals like gold or silver? We can measure ant's head and make a helmet. Of course it will be strong enough :woohoo:
Wow nice idea a 10 on 10 for that! :laugh:
Let me ask you a question then.
An elephant was playing in the sun and the ant came and said something in his ears. The elephant went under a tree and stopped playing in the sun. Why?
He must be worried about his complexion I guess. But did ant check her own?
But elephant is already black.... :unsure: :unsure:
But I think it's the right answer
No doubt the elephant is still fairer than the ant. :P Elephants are somewhat grey in color and ants are pure black. So the elephant became color conscious. :lol:
Let us leave it to the ant to decide what it wants to choose for its helmet. :P
In the mean time tell me there is a refrigerator and you have to fit an elephant in it how do you do it? :ohmy:
Let us leave it to the ant to decide what it wants to choose for its helmet. :P
In the mean time tell me there is a refrigerator and you have to fit an elephant in it how do you do it? :ohmy:
Cut it into small pieces.....and marinate with masala. Keep it in fridge and fry later :woohoo: :woohoo:
Lol I think I know the answer I had heard of it. ;)
The ant was wearing a helmet and the elephant's size helmet was not available. :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh:
Yes, of course....
But, is ant's helmet available in market? :woohoo:
It can use the sea shells as its helmet. That will cover its whole body. :silly:
Sea shell for a small ant...
Take care..otherwise it can turn to be its coffin :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
The helmet has to be strong :silly: Ok then let me think what can be the substitute. :blink:
Why can't you make it out of some precious metals like gold or silver? We can measure ant's head and make a helmet. Of course it will be strong enough :woohoo:
Wow nice idea a 10 on 10 for that! :laugh:
Let me ask you a question then.
An elephant was playing in the sun and the ant came and said something in his ears. The elephant went under a tree and stopped playing in the sun. Why?
He must be worried about his complexion I guess. But did ant check her own?
But elephant is already black.... :unsure: :unsure:
But I think it's the right answer
No doubt the elephant is still fairer than the ant. :P Elephants are somewhat grey in color and ants are pure black. So the elephant became color conscious. :lol:
But, You can see golden colour ants too :silly:
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