Elephant or an Ant

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Friends we have many a times heard the jokes of elephant and an ant. Can you tell me how is great and why?

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Devu..
Some days before, seeing one of your replies I was also thinking to start a humorous thread of ant and elephant. Thank you for starting :cheer:

If you are looking for some humorous answers, let me find some... :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

From our childhood, we are hearing about story of an ant falling to a river and a monkey(I think so :whistle: ) plucked a leaf and put it to water to save the ant. Suppose, it's an elephant falling to water...and it doesn't know to swim ;) . Can a monkey help the poor elephant in danger? :evil: :evil: No way :woohoo:

That's the difference between ant and elephant. Ant can swim on a leaf boat while elephant can't :P


Monkey can save elephant and rescue it from water provided elephant is made of plastic and small in size. :laugh:


But we are talking about real elephant and ant :angry: :angry:

Actually, a plastic elephant has no brains......or life. So, even if it's asked to sit on a leaf, it won't obey you :laugh: :laugh:


Even an alive ant won't do that unless helped by a monkey so the same monkey can lift my elephant help board the leaf. :laugh: :laugh:
Your elephant?
When have you bought an elephant???? You didn't inform us...really bad......
Will an Elephant be able to use a parachute. :ohmy: An Elephant lacks fingers it wont be able to use a parachute I believe. :silly: Even I cannot use a parachute (not because I don't have fingers) as I am afraid of heights. :silly: :silly:
As elephant is great even if it cannot operate a parachute that implies even I am great. :laugh: :laugh: :silly:
Your elephant?
When have you bought an elephant???? You didn't inform us...really bad......


I have one room full of elephants of almost every size. Some of them are 2-3 inch big and some would measure about 40-60 cm. My kiddo is too fond of playing with elephants. So I have to purchase elephants often as he keeps killing them. :laugh: :laugh:
may be ant is great than elephant. But both are clever
may be ant is great than elephant. But both are clever


Thee is no doubt about that, elephant is a very clever animal. He can think and even take revenge with animals or human who try to harm him.
Let me give you a puzzle of ant and elephant.....

Ant and elephant, as you know, are friends.

When elephant was passing by a temple, he was able to understand that his friend was inside the temple. Can you tell me how?
Thee is no doubt about that, elephant is a very clever animal. He can think and even take revenge with animals or human who try to harm him.

But ants also useful creatures on this earth they will eat the dead animals and make nature clean.
Both are strong.Both have the capacity to carry weight.Elephant can lift heavy weight.Whereas ant can also lift weight.Both feature are different.
Thee is no doubt about that, elephant is a very clever animal. He can think and even take revenge with animals or human who try to harm him.

But ants also useful creatures on this earth they will eat the dead animals and make nature clean.


But I think he is a fool....otherwise, why should he put himself into chains....when he has 100 times power comparing to man :woohoo: :woohoo:

But, he has a very good memory. I read somewhere
The ants also can kill elephant but elephant cannot kill all ants at a time. :woohoo: :woohoo:
The ants also can kill elephant but elephant cannot kill all ants at a time. :woohoo: :woohoo:


How? Would you elaborate please. Your statement is confusing me. :unsure:
Thee is no doubt about that, elephant is a very clever animal. He can think and even take revenge with animals or human who try to harm him.

But ants also useful creatures on this earth they will eat the dead animals and make nature clean.


But I think he is a fool....otherwise, why should he put himself into chains....when he has 100 times power comparing to man :woohoo: :woohoo:

But, he has a very good memory. I read somewhere


Man is unique in one respect. He can express verbally and in writing and pass on knowledge from generation to generation. To begin with, elephant could be wiser. But elephants's wisdom and for that matter any animal's remains today as this was thousands of years ago. Man goes on acquiring more knowledge and talent and passing on to next generation. Man's speaking power, fingers design enabling him to hold and handle things and some other characteristics make him the strongest.
Can anyone answer my puzzle please...It's so simple....
After that, I will give you another one....hi hi
Let me give you a puzzle of ant and elephant.....

Ant and elephant, as you know, are friends.

When elephant was passing by a temple, he was able to understand that his friend was inside the temple. Can you tell me how?


Maybe the elephant saw the footprints of the ant. :silly: Is it?
Let me give you a puzzle of ant and elephant.....

Ant and elephant, as you know, are friends.

When elephant was passing by a temple, he was able to understand that his friend was inside the temple. Can you tell me how?


Maybe the elephant saw the footprints of the ant. :silly: Is it?


Let me thank you first for answering....
But so sorry, answer is wrong :dry:
Try again...am waiting with many elephant puzzles to solve :P
Let me give you a puzzle of ant and elephant.....

Ant and elephant, as you know, are friends.

When elephant was passing by a temple, he was able to understand that his friend was inside the temple. Can you tell me how?


Maybe the elephant saw the footprints of the ant. :silly: Is it?


Let me thank you first for answering....
But so sorry, answer is wrong :dry:
Try again...am waiting with many elephant puzzles to solve :P


Maybe the elephant recognized the ant's 4 shoes outside the gate. :blink: Is it ?
I want to share this joke with you that I had in my phone's inbox-
An ant and an elephant were madly in love. .They wanted to get married.
But the parents of the ant refused.
When asked they said "Ladkay ke daant bahar hai" !!!! :lol:
I want to share this joke with you that I had in my phone's inbox-
An ant and an elephant were madly in love. .They wanted to get married.
But the parents of the ant refused.
When asked they said "Ladkay ke daant bahar hai" !!!! :lol:


I have heard another one where ant's parents objected to boy being patient of obesity. :laugh:
Let me give you a puzzle of ant and elephant.....

Ant and elephant, as you know, are friends.

When elephant was passing by a temple, he was able to understand that his friend was inside the temple. Can you tell me how?


Maybe the elephant saw the footprints of the ant. :silly: Is it?


Let me thank you first for answering....
But so sorry, answer is wrong :dry:
Try again...am waiting with many elephant puzzles to solve :P




Maybe the elephant recognized the ant's 4 shoes outside the gate. :blink: Is it ?


Correct :woohoo: :woohoo:
100 marks for this right answer!! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

But what's this 4 shoes? :whistle: How many shoes does an ant need? :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

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