Teacher: How can we reduce the water level of Mullaperiyar Dam?
Tintumon (LKG D): Add 100000 litr brandy to the water. Then people themselves will drink it and drain the total water content!!! :laugh:
Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?
Tintumon: H2MgClNaCl HNO3O2CO3Ca(OH)2SnTnU HgNiHCl (COOH)
Teacher: Whats this?
Tintu: This is Corporation water
Tintumon is missing
Fair Complexion
Black hair
4 1/2 feet long tongue
Age 5
Talks more than his age
If you meet him, please.....never mind
Let us live in peace
One night a thief got inside Tintu's house. When Tintu say him, thief feel scared and began to drop everything he took. At that time, Tintu took all his books and handed it to thief saying,
"If you don't take them away, I will scream and wake everybody in the house"
Tinitu mon's Recent analysis revealed that drinking beer turns men into women.
To test the finding 100 men were fed with 6 pints of beer each.
It was observed that 100% of men gained weight ,talked excessively without making sense ,became over emotional ,couldn 't drive , failed to think rationally , argued over nothing and refused to apologize when wrong.
