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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.

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A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

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A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle

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Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

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Sardar: I havnt slept all night in the train.
Friend: WHY?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: why didnt you exchange ?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
to exchange in the lower birth..

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thanks for sharing your jokes to me or allof us give more.
Crack and his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted mirror.
Crack shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go and sit back. I will drive the auto

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Teacher:What is difference between Orange and Apple
Crack:The color of Orange is Orange and the Color of Apple is not apple

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Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?

Of course, why would Friday be an exception?
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