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Examiner:What is Microsoft Excel student:It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer.

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In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it's legs only?
Sardar:I don't know.
Examiner:You failed, what's your name?
Sardar:See my legs and tell my name
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Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking
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A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
"He's not my friend."
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1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything
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A sardarji goes to a chinese restauranT and puts his finger on the last of menu :Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it because he is the owner of restaurant.
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American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.
Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country.
Pakistani:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country...
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A sardarji's boy asked his dad: What is a grown up joke?
Sardar ji replied: any joke which is eighteen years old
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Teacher : you failure ! At your age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind you, Sir, but at your age hitler commited suicide
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Sardar to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams.

Doctor :No problem, just take this medicine before sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
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Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.
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A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
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A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle
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Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
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Sardar: I havnt slept all night in the train.
Friend: WHY?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: why didnt you exchange ?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
to exchange in the lower birth..
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thanks for sharing your jokes to me or allof us give more.
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Crack and his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted mirror.
Crack shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go and sit back. I will drive the auto
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Teacher:What is difference between Orange and Apple
Crack:The color of Orange is Orange and the Color of Apple is not apple
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Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?

Of course, why would Friday be an exception?
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