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13 years ago

#130600

Santa went to temple & saw people put coins in a box & pray.

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone
without receiver

Abid, a good joke without a girl and boy for you! :)

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
- W. C. Fields :)

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sathish kail

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13 years ago

#130617

Tension happens in brain and love is felt in heart. Then why do people get heart attack when they are tensed and why people get mad when they are in love????

Just think and answer please...

Santosh Kumar Singh

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13 years ago

#130623

आज का शुद्ध विचार: प्यार करना उतना ही आसान है जितना की लूज़ मोशन करना, और प्यार निभाना उतना ही मुश्किल है जितना उसे रोक कर रखना!

Santosh Kumar Singh

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mukesh ranjan

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13 years ago

#130648

A newly wed girl was being welcomed at the husband’s home in a traditional manner.

She was asked to give a little speech. She addressed as follows:

“My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family”, she said “Firstly, with my presence I would not want to create any inconveniences by my being here. I mean that I don’t want you all to change your way of life, your routine.”

“What do you mean my child?” asked the patriarch of the family.

What I mean dad is:

Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked shouldn’t stop on my account.
Those who used to clean should clean.

As for me, I am here just to control your son! :laugh:

Arise Awake and Rest Not till the Goal is Achieved.

ajay

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13 years ago

#130663

Teacher - Today we are going to talk about the tenses. Now if I say I am beautiful, which tense is it?
Student - Obviously, it is the past tense! :laugh: :laugh:

Abid Areacode

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13 years ago

#130803

Teacher - Today we are going to talk about the tenses. Now if I say I am beautiful, which tense is it?
Student - Obviously, it is the past tense! :laugh: :laugh:

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

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Thank you said by: ajay

ajay

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13 years ago

#131033

Question-- Why do most Indian women pray to God for the same husband in their next life?
Answer-- Because efforts taken to train them in this life should not go waste!!! :laugh:

mukesh ranjan

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13 years ago

#131066

Father : I have 4 children. Three are MBAs and one is a thief.

Friend : Pls throw him out of house who is thief.

Father: I cant do that as he is only who earns, rest are jobless

Arise Awake and Rest Not till the Goal is Achieved.

ajay

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13 years ago

#131072

Hubby- I gave a moving performance in singing...
Wife- What do you mean by moving performance?
Hubby- Everyone moved out of the theatre.... :P

Sasikanth

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13 years ago

#131148

What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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