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If tiger visits your home how will you respond

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For the past one month, rumours are spread all over Thrissur town that a tiger is on parade :woohoo: :woohoo: . Some people even claimed that they have seen it, tail, body parts etc etc. But I think it's a vegetarian tiger eating only grass. No report of attacks...even a rabbit or hen. :laugh: :laugh: I even doubt, it's some man tiger who played Onam last month. Yesterday, our milk woman staying just opposite our home has spread news everywhere that she has seen it while she was milking the cow yesterday. :dry: :dry: :unsure: :ohmy: :silly: :silly: . Though no one has believed it saying some mysterious creature ;) ;) . Suppose if some tiger visits your home how will you respond? Do add some funny posts! Let's laugh for some time :P

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Sandhya, when am 8 years old, tiger visited my tuition madam house. Ofcourse at that time am not in her house. early morning my mam's brother went to the upstair room for newspaper. then the tigets snoring sound he heard and closed the room. But he didnt inform anyone. he told to his friends only. one of his friends is my brother. there are 3 friends. One friend of my tuition madam brother was with barebody i mean without shirt. He request remaining 2 to open the room to see the tiger as he never saw a tiger, he never been to Zoo. So he opened the door then the tiger felt the boy with bareboy is like Gulab Jamun and attacked him on his head and it started running behind my brother. Then my brother jumped from the terrus. Later the tiger started roaming on the street. all went inside their houses and a women was filling water in the container at the street. She saw the tiger coming near to her so for a second she stood as a statue. the tiger came to her and made a won't on her back its nails and went away. Then the tiger when into a hut where a lady kept dal on the stove and went some where. By seeing the tiger the people in the street closed the hut and called to zoo people. the zoo people came and attached a bone which catches the tiger. but it came init and from the other way the tiger escaped from the hut and climbed a wall, the zoo people shot an injection with gun. then the tiger on the wall itself became faint. and then they took it to the zoo. the age of the tiger is 6 years. Actually it is cheetha. after going to zoo, the cheetha stopped eating food. and after one month he died.


Sarala, a tiger is a striped animal with yellow and black stripes and it is restricted to reserved areas. So I am guessing it is the leopard you are talking about. Also, cheetah is not possible because Cheetah is found only in African continent.
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Me too, have a confusion..if it's a tiger or leopard...
Anyhow, it's rumours...so let's discuss in a humorous way.....tiger or leopard.....

Thrissur is a densely populated town. So chances are remote......people may have seen some big cat!!!
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Me too, have a confusion..if it's a tiger or leopard...
Anyhow, it's rumours...so let's discuss in a humorous way.....tiger or leopard.....

Thrissur is a densely populated town. So chances are remote......people may have seen some big cat!!!


Yeah that i spossible!! Probably a drunkard not in his senses saw a big yellow cat and mistook it fro a tiger!! :laugh:
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Me too, have a confusion..if it's a tiger or leopard...
Anyhow, it's rumours...so let's discuss in a humorous way.....tiger or leopard.....

Thrissur is a densely populated town. So chances are remote......people may have seen some big cat!!!


Yeah that i spossible!! Probably a drunkard not in his senses saw a big yellow cat and mistook it fro a tiger!! :laugh:

Yes, how can he live for 1 month without food....till now no reports of attacks :woohoo:

have you seen my interesting article about kaduvakali/Pulikali.....Thrissur, most famous for :cheer:
I think, some one may be enjoying still now.....)didn't wash his make up) :laugh: :laugh:
www.boddunan.com/articles/people-places/230-festivals/20399-kaduvakali-%E2%80%93-when-tigers-play-onam.html
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Me too, have a confusion..if it's a tiger or leopard...
Anyhow, it's rumours...so let's discuss in a humorous way.....tiger or leopard.....

Thrissur is a densely populated town. So chances are remote......people may have seen some big cat!!!


Yeah that i spossible!! Probably a drunkard not in his senses saw a big yellow cat and mistook it fro a tiger!! :laugh:

Yes, how can he live for 1 month without food....till now no reports of attacks :woohoo:

have you seen my interesting article about kaduvakali/Pulikali.....Thrissur, most famous for :cheer:
I think, some one may be enjoying still now.....)didn't wash his make up) :laugh: :laugh:
www.boddunan.com/articles/people-places/230-festivals/20399-kaduvakali-%E2%80%93-when-tigers-play-onam.html


Yes I read that,. and my guess is the so-called tiger in Kerala is one of those dancing tigers!! :laugh: NOt yet washed off his make-up! :laugh:
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If the tiger comes I will welcome it and then will show my gun licence .May be it will go.
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Kalyani, Actually it is in yellow in color with black dots. So is it a lepord or cheetha?
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Kalyani, Actually it is in yellow in color with black dots. So is it a lepord or cheetha?


Sarala, its a leopard. Like I mentioned earliere, there are no Cheetahs in India, they are only found in the African Continent. We have tigers in India but they are very limited in numbers and restricted to reserved areas. so it s highly unlikely for a tiger to invade the human habitat.
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Just to clear confusion, I am posting here the pictures of all!

TIGER


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LEOPARD


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CHEETAH


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As you can, a cheetah is smaller and more sleeker and slimmer than a leopard, even though on first look, they appear same, there are many obvious differences that set them apart from each other! Also, Cheetah is the fastest runner of all animals on the earth!
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I have no idea kalyani, both leopard and cheetha are look same. that day everyone screeming it is cheetah. so i felt it is cheetah and even in newspaper also they mentioned it is cheetah. anyway, visits of cheetah in my home city is not a new thing as my city is fully surrounded by hills
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Royal Bengal Tiger is now only in Sunder ban in west Bengal but Cheetah is in many place . It is better to get the idea to go a zoo and you can disguise in eye visit.
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I will leave the house for the tiger. :laugh:
Recently I read a case where a man who had a fight with her wife went to the zoo and jumped in the lions territory. The result was the lions came out of their cage and pounced on him injuring him baldy.
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Most important is that do not panic or run away. any wile animal will be scared and may injure you, if you make noise and show uneasiness. Just leave the place slowly and report to nearest police station, fire department and forest authorities. They will do the job.
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I will try to get place where tiger can not reach or will try some thing else as per available resorces.
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I will try to get place where tiger can not reach or will try some thing else as per available resorces.


then climb a tree ;)
I hope tiger won't catch you :cheer: :cheer:
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I have no idea kalyani, both leopard and cheetha are look same. that day everyone screeming it is cheetah. so i felt it is cheetah and even in newspaper also they mentioned it is cheetah. anyway, visits of cheetah in my home city is not a new thing as my city is fully surrounded by hills


See my above post, there are obvious differences between the two, the spots are also quite different. There are some species of Asiatic Cheetah but I doubt if they even exist now!
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I will run away for sure. if tiger visits to my home.
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I will run away for sure. if tiger visits to my home.


The tiger may find you. So better ride the tiger on his back. He will not be able to see you. I remember a song:

Young lady of Riga
rode a tiger
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That much courage I don't have for ride . I very much fear tiger.
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Has anyone seen the old movie Two Brothers? It is based on a pair of tiger cubs who get separated during their childhood and then later reunite as adults when they are brought in front of each other to fight. Beautiful movie!
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