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If tiger visits your home how will you respond

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For the past one month, rumours are spread all over Thrissur town that a tiger is on parade :woohoo: :woohoo: . Some people even claimed that they have seen it, tail, body parts etc etc. But I think it's a vegetarian tiger eating only grass. No report of attacks...even a rabbit or hen. :laugh: :laugh: I even doubt, it's some man tiger who played Onam last month. Yesterday, our milk woman staying just opposite our home has spread news everywhere that she has seen it while she was milking the cow yesterday. :dry: :dry: :unsure: :ohmy: :silly: :silly: . Though no one has believed it saying some mysterious creature ;) ;) . Suppose if some tiger visits your home how will you respond? Do add some funny posts! Let's laugh for some time :P

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U
thats great to know. I have a doubt, whose son is Ayyapa and is subramanyaswami and ayyapa are one are separate gods?
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I won't respond as I know it won't give me the time to respond. :laugh:

Though I will try to run from home then. :)
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Thats a great idea, but i feel before you open the door it is good to see who is at the door with door hole. then there is no need to open the door and in scare of the tiger no need to go away from house. and we can be comfortable in house and call zoo people and inform about it.
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Thats a great idea, but i feel before you open the door it is good to see who is at the door with door hole. then there is no need to open the door and in scare of the tiger no need to go away from house. and we can be comfortable in house and call zoo people and inform about it.


But if tiger enters when our door is not closed. It would be better then to hide our self under bed or try to run away from another door. :laugh:
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SJ, if we hide under the bed it will definitely will catch us.
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thats great to know. I have a doubt, whose son is Ayyapa and is subramanyaswami and ayyapa are one are separate gods?

He is known as Harihara sudan.....
Son of Siva and Vishnu, when Vishu took woman's shape during palazhy mandan.
Subramaniya is also son of siva.....worshiped in Kerala and Tamil Nadu a lot....
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Thats a great idea, but i feel before you open the door it is good to see who is at the door with door hole. then there is no need to open the door and in scare of the tiger no need to go away from house. and we can be comfortable in house and call zoo people and inform about it.


But if tiger enters when our door is not closed. It would be better then to hide our self under bed or try to run away from another door. :laugh:


why are you fearing, sanjeev....
show your viswaroop of Dracula Kesavan :woohoo: :woohoo: :evil: :evil: :laugh: :laugh:
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SJ, if we hide under the bed it will definitely will catch us.


No it can't as it can't come under bed. :laugh:

@ sandhya fearing is the only option even for draculas. :laugh:
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Oh sandhya you have cleared a big doubt and today i got known a new thing that Lord vishnu took lady form. ayyapa is the son of vishnu and siva
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If tiger visits my house, I will show him my house and let him watch hindi movie with my family on Zee Cinema.
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SJ, if we hide under the bed it will definitely will catch us.


No it can't as it can't come under bed. :laugh:

@ sandhya fearing is the only option even for draculas. :laugh:


Friends if film actress Kajol can play with a crocodile, we can definately play with a tiger. ;)
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Manytimes Tigers comes out for food . We heard many incidents in sunderban as the local people go to forest for crab,honey or fishing. They wear a musk in back head and remains in group .Many times they fall infront of tiger and died again many fight with big cat and get wound.
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SJ, if we hide under the bed it will definitely will catch us.


No it can't as it can't come under bed. :laugh:

@ sandhya fearing is the only option even for draculas. :laugh:


Friends if film actress Kajol can play with a crocodile, we can definately play with a tiger. ;)


In which film she played with crocodile?. :blink:

But she is film actress she can do any impossible thing in reel life so we cannot compare our self with her. :laugh:
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SJ, if we hide under the bed it will definitely will catch us.


No it can't as it can't come under bed. :laugh:

@ sandhya fearing is the only option even for draculas. :laugh:


Friends if film actress Kajol can play with a crocodile, we can definately play with a tiger. ;)


In which film she played with crocodile?. :blink:

But she is film actress she can do any impossible thing in reel life so we cannot compare our self with her. :laugh:

I think that was an advertisement of Kajol and we have seen in many films man are fighting with Tiger or villain is sitting with a big cat but those are film and the shot is prepared with super compose technique.
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SJ, if we hide under the bed it will definitely will catch us.


No it can't as it can't come under bed. :laugh:

@ sandhya fearing is the only option even for draculas. :laugh:


Friends if film actress Kajol can play with a crocodile, we can definately play with a tiger. ;)


In which film she played with crocodile?. :blink:

But she is film actress she can do any impossible thing in reel life so we cannot compare our self with her. :laugh:

I think that was an advertisement of Kajol and we have seen in many films man are fighting with Tiger or villain is sitting with a big cat but those are film and the shot is prepared with super compose technique.


Yes in films they do all those things which we may not do in our real life.
:evil:
I think the obvious response of anyone would be to think how to save his/her life once he/she sees a tiger. :)
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If tiger visits my house, I will show him my house and let him watch hindi movie with my family on Zee Cinema.

Why Zee cinema? Why not Bengali movie...actually Bengali tigers are most famous and it's sure they know your Bangla too :woohoo: :woohoo:
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Bengal tigers are very clever ,first it will finish the breakfast with Devyani and then see a movie.
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Bengal tigers are very clever ,first it will finish the breakfast with Devyani and then see a movie.


I doubt if he will finish her as breakfast before seeing a movie :ohmy: :blink: :laugh: :laugh:

Friends, do you know Shikari shambu stories? :cheer: :cheer:
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Bengal tigers are very clever ,first it will finish the breakfast with Devyani and then see a movie.


I doubt if he will finish her as breakfast before seeing a movie :ohmy: :blink: :laugh: :laugh:

Friends, do you know Shikari shambu stories? :cheer: :cheer:

What is about that story ,let us hear.
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Bengal tigers are very clever ,first it will finish the breakfast with Devyani and then see a movie.


I doubt if he will finish her as breakfast before seeing a movie :ohmy: :blink: :laugh: :laugh:

Friends, do you know Shikari shambu stories? :cheer: :cheer:

What is about that story ,let us hear.


Are you joking :unsure: :unsure:
It's a comedy series of kids.
Shikari shambu is not a brave person and whenever he hears the name of tiger or leopard, he flees from the place. But at last, without his knowledge, (he reaches the place where it's hiding....)he captures or kill that wild beast and he will be appreciated by everyone. Incidents...so comedy...you will sit hours laughing....
So, everyone thinks he is a very brave person. But the truth is that he is a 'Darpok' :woohoo: :woohoo:
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