If tiger visits your home how will you respond

Simple.. Tiger will say to those dogs " Kutte, Main tera khun pi jaunga" :laugh: :laugh:

Every dog knows that this is only a false statement, the tiger only roars so but never killed any dog so far. But who knows, may be sunny Paaji decides otherwise this time. :laugh:

Then dogs might file a case against tiger and sunny,, to always strive for our blood.. :P :P

They would look alike. Who will be the judge and lawyers? They must learn their language first. The whole proceedings would take years, even for animals.

Simple.. Tiger will say to those dogs " Kutte, Main tera khun pi jaunga" :laugh: :laugh:

For the past one month, rumours are spread all over Thrissur town that a tiger is on parade :woohoo: :woohoo: . Some people even claimed that they have seen it, tail, body parts etc etc. But I think it's a vegetarian tiger eating only grass. No report of attacks...even a rabbit or hen. :laugh: :laugh: I even doubt, it's some man tiger who played Onam last month. Yesterday, our milk woman staying just opposite our home has spread news everywhere that she has seen it while she was milking the cow yesterday. :dry: :dry: :unsure: :ohmy: :silly: :silly: . Though no one has believed it saying some mysterious creature ;) ;) . Suppose if some tiger visits your home how will you respond? Do add some funny posts! Let's laugh for some time :P

For the past one month, rumours are spread all over Thrissur town that a tiger is on parade :woohoo: :woohoo: . Some people even claimed that they have seen it, tail, body parts etc etc. But I think it's a vegetarian tiger eating only grass. No report of attacks...even a rabbit or hen. :laugh: :laugh: I even doubt, it's some man tiger who played Onam last month. Yesterday, our milk woman staying just opposite our home has spread news everywhere that she has seen it while she was milking the cow yesterday. :dry: :dry: :unsure: :ohmy: :silly: :silly: . Though no one has believed it saying some mysterious creature ;) ;) . Suppose if some tiger visits your home how will you respond? Do add some funny posts! Let's laugh for some time :P

On opening my door, the following conversation takes place:
I'm searching for Sandhya Rani, do you know her where abouts? --- TIGER
Why Mr. Tiger, what's your complaint?--
She is writing on all topics, Why she's not writing on Tigers? People are blaming us for entering the civil areas. Tell her, the real reason for our entry into civil areas is our habitats are plundered.
Ask her to write about this fact so that people will not blame us. Or else.......
The tiger roared and returned back

For the past one month, rumours are spread all over Thrissur town that a tiger is on parade :woohoo: :woohoo: . Some people even claimed that they have seen it, tail, body parts etc etc. But I think it's a vegetarian tiger eating only grass. No report of attacks...even a rabbit or hen. :laugh: :laugh: I even doubt, it's some man tiger who played Onam last month. Yesterday, our milk woman staying just opposite our home has spread news everywhere that she has seen it while she was milking the cow yesterday. :dry: :dry: :unsure: :ohmy: :silly: :silly: . Though no one has believed it saying some mysterious creature ;) ;) . Suppose if some tiger visits your home how will you respond? Do add some funny posts! Let's laugh for some time :P

On opening my door, the following conversation takes place:
I'm searching for Sandhya Rani, do you know her where abouts? --- TIGER
Why Mr. Tiger, what's your complaint?--
She is writing on all topics, Why she's not writing on Tigers? People are blaming us for entering the civil areas. Tell her, the real reason for our entry into civil areas is our habitats are plundered.
Ask her to write about this fact so that people will not blame us. Or else.......
The tiger roared and returned back

entammo :unsure: :unsure: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:

now i will be careful while opening the door next time... :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:

i have edited my previous post...have you noticed?
now am sure, tigress will leave me to catch that tiger!![/quote

Ahaha, quite smart of you. Yes, now no fears

i have edited my previous post...have you noticed?
now am sure, tigress will leave me to catch that tiger!![/quote

Ahaha, quite smart of you. Yes, now no fears

am ok......ab tera kya hoga kaalia :P
Hyderabad is in Andra.
So, you too have treat of that tigress. If she doesn't catch ceem, of course you are in danger :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :ohmy: :ohmy:

i have edited my previous post...have you noticed?
now am sure, tigress will leave me to catch that tiger!![/quote

Ahaha, quite smart of you. Yes, now no fears

am ok......ab tera kya hoga kaalia :P
Hyderabad is in Andra.
So, you too have treat of that tigress. If she doesn't catch ceem, of course you are in danger :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :ohmy: :ohmy:

Do goli aur che admi, ab goli kha.

i have edited my previous post...have you noticed?
now am sure, tigress will leave me to catch that tiger!![/quote

Ahaha, quite smart of you. Yes, now no fears

am ok......ab tera kya hoga kaalia :P
Hyderabad is in Andra.
So, you too have treat of that tigress. If she doesn't catch ceem, of course you are in danger :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :ohmy: :ohmy:

Do goli aur che admi, ab goli kha.

No worries Sandhya. I have a safe haven-- behind my wife

i have edited my previous post...have you noticed?
now am sure, tigress will leave me to catch that tiger!![/quote

Ahaha, quite smart of you. Yes, now no fears

am ok......ab tera kya hoga kaalia :P
Hyderabad is in Andra.
So, you too have treat of that tigress. If she doesn't catch ceem, of course you are in danger :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :ohmy: :ohmy:

Do goli aur che admi, ab goli kha.

No worries Sandhya. I have a safe haven-- behind my wife

hiding behind another tigress :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

i have edited my previous post...have you noticed?
now am sure, tigress will leave me to catch that tiger!![/quote

Ahaha, quite smart of you. Yes, now no fears

am ok......ab tera kya hoga kaalia :P
Hyderabad is in Andra.
So, you too have treat of that tigress. If she doesn't catch ceem, of course you are in danger :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :ohmy: :ohmy:

Do goli aur che admi, ab goli kha.

No worries Sandhya. I have a safe haven-- behind my wife

hiding behind another tigress :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

My tigress will not allow other tigresses even to stare at me.

Oh God! you people compare your wife with what not.
She is also a human being. Do you think she needs your shoulder to hide?

Oh God! you people compare your wife with what not.
She is also a human being. Do you think she needs your shoulder to hide?

read it again...
He is hiding behind her tigress :P

He believes, his tigress will save him from Thrissur tiger.
Even the last moment of our life, it's good to have hope and positive thoughts ;)