5 things gal likes
1) Beach side walk
2) Candlelite dinner
3) In the Air
4) Middle of the Sea
5) Last, U and Me No one else will Disturb "Gravyard"
5 things Not to Write the Exams
1) Forget the Hall Ticket
2) Start borrowing things from others during the examination
3) Try to peep into others Papers
4) Chit-Chat
5) Arguing with Invegilator
5 Quotes to Sucess
1) Success often comes to those who dare to act. Rarely for those who afraid of consequences
2) Success is never ending, failure is never final
3) Remove failure as an option and keep trying
4) Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you will land among the stars atleast sumthing is getting
5) You just can't beat the person who never gives up.....
5 things to get Kicked from any Institution
1) Break the Rules
2) Agrue
3) Flirting with Female Lecturers
4) Doing Nasty Things
5) Try to be Smarter, showing the Ego
5 organisations you will never find on this planet
1. AGB : Association for a Gang Bang.
2. PETC : People for Ethical Treatment to Condoms.
3. TRPO : Train Riot Prevention Organization.
4. OEOWI : Organisation for the Exposure of Webbie's Identity.
5. ISRO : Indian rakhi Sawant Family Research Organisation.
5 Steps to make Chicken Salad
1) Boneless Chicken Breasts
2) 1 Bowtie Pasta
3) Peeled Avocados and Onion
4) Tomatoes
5) Last dressing with Blue Cheese
[Ready Yummu Yummy hmmmmmmm]
5 things to get Kicked from any Institution
1) Break the Rules
2) Agrue
3) Flirting with Female Lecturers
4) Doing Nasty Things
5) Try to be Smarter, showing the Ego
5 things why I am following MTV daily
1) It is crazy like me...Craziness and Livewire Personified
2) Rhea and Bani! I see my future girlfriends in them
3) Addictive ! With Programs like Roadies and Splitsvilla.. : Face of youngistaan
4) Lameness! All lames are part of that channel.. ..I learn lame factor from MTV
5) MTV -> I see me in YOU!
When Ticker gets SwineFlu
1) It coughs out Jose name always ..."Jose suxx" "Jose is preganant" "Jose seems to be a gay!" .."Save ME"
2) It vomits a digestive mixed vegetable lotion which contains creative contents from so many sambhar brains with a mix of H2O...\yo!/
3) It's not able to breath properly. Ask bani to give it oxygen using her mouth! "Baani starts her gaali's " Ticker cries ..asks for water
4) Due to the sore throat. Ticker started talking only about Rakhi Sawant and her modesty in the reality shows. Where Rakhi goes..Ticker follows with the sore throat..
5) Due to Fatigue ..Ticker Turned lazy! Ticker Ticks only when rhea has her magical touch over it
5 things that happened to me on The day I told "I love you"
1) My left cheek turned red . Not because I was shy. It was because I got a slap
2) I lost all the three girlfriends whom I was maintaining. Not because I introduced each other. Because they introduced me to each other .
3) I was marked failed for exams. Because I told I love you to the professor's daughter
4) I was termed loser. Not because I was dumped. Because I couldn't have sex with any..:| Still a Virgin
5) I wrote a sad poem. That poem was used by my friend to vow another girl. Damn he clicked!
5 things tht makes a female go "uggghhhh":
1. ur sabjiwala " madam ji when did u enjoying buying soft bananas from samne wala bhaiya"
2.ur cable guy " i hope the reception of your late night channels is clear....errr. sorry i guess it was husband who complained"
3.ur date " jeez the goo from my nose matches the color of ur tee"
4. ur boyfriend's ex "did he try tht move with u too?? i mean isnt he awesome ?? ":|:|:|
5. ur parlour wali aunty while waxing ur legs " plz spread ur legs '( its creepy)
5 things I love in my bestie..
1) When she is adamant she looks so cute.. ..But I love her for this
2) Her cute smile..
3) Her talkativeness..Never stops .Has always topic as backup (love it )
4) She rocks..! Loves to see other get appreciation in front of her...
5) She is a sweetheart and i love u for that
P.S : just a lame attempt
5 times when you feel that u did not have a x-gf
1) While in bed with your current gf. When u also come to know ur current girl is a virgin and ur not ..
2) When u have to introduce ur ex to the current one
3) When ur current gf asks you "Bataana who is more beautiful or cute..." etc
4) When ur parents shouts at you when u go with your current gf's proposal.. saying "Damn few months back its was the other girl..now a new one..how many days will keep her " :|
5) When ur friends ask .."Acha bataana..Who is better in bed! who knows more movies :|"
5 things to take care while wearing underwear!
1) Tight fitting and centered properly
2) Should have a tommy or Jockey signed strip in the top . So that i can be shown out while wearing low waist jeans
3) Should wear multi colored underwears . So that u have a superman feel inside you.
4) Use easy removable and easily can be torn pieces..Emergency ..should be able to easily remove one
5) Use underwears made of plastics.. ..can be used as pockets or covers also...when needed
5 'must' do things before you die!
Now this is something serious:
1. Spend a full night on a footpath someday : you may get to experience some harsh realities as to how poor people survive.
2. Donate your precious organs : although your body is completely recycleable, it could contribute to somebody's precious life.
3. Present a flower to your enemy and give him a last chance for settlement, if he doesn't accept....fight hard!!
4. Visit either your local city slum or Mumbai's dharavi slum : You will find even their life is colourful despite being deprived of daily necessities.
5. Donot worry about the consequences, just run for the house of that one girl or boy you have always loved the most.....and donot just sit there, propose!
5 things to keep in Mind if somebody eating our Favourite Food in front of us....
1) Keep looking and Concentrate
2) Swallow the Saliva, by looking at it
3) Keep Making lips wet, by pulling the Tongue outside
4) Look at the person who is eating and food, such a way that your eating now [Imagination]
5) Last but not least, if the Person having eye on you what the crap does this guy doing, believe me definitely, the Person buy the food for you.
5 Fun--Taash-Tic Lines Used by Proff in MU..
1)Keep Silent...
2)Keep your Voice Down..
3)It will Better..
4)Everybody is Understood...??
5)Don't Talk in front of ma back... =)) =))
5 things to keep in Mind Before Going on UMS[Unmanned Machinery Space]
1) Tank the Sounding
2) Proper Rounds taken
3) Transferring the Tanks with High Level
4) Topping up the Tanks Needed
5) Testing the Alarms
Bored of your boyfriend????
5 best/wackiest ways to get dumped by your BF
1)Tell him that you are pregnant
2)Tell him that you are in love with his sister
3)Everytime you meet him...greet hm with a Pooja ki thaali,perform an Aarti and then "phodo a naariyal" on his head.
4)If he tries to get close to you or kiss you...simply ask him"Can i see your credentials in this field?Your poor efficiency makes me doubtful".
5)Start spying on him and make sure that he knows about it
5 Fun--Taash--Tic Things common to all Engg Clgs..
1)The Teachers dont Teach...The students dont listen..The onl guy who benifits is the Uncle who owns a Dhaba outside the College..
2)Deadlines are made to be Extended...
3)KT's are found in Whole-Sale...
4)The Princi iz the person most abused and Insulted at the back...
5)There is always a Proff. in the clg who cant speak proper English...
5 things to be keep in mind while playing NFS[Need For Speed]
1) Blacklist 5
2) Blacklist 4
3) Blacklist 3
4) Blacklist 2
5) Blacklist 1
5 Fun--Taash--Tic Tools to ACE in your semester Exams..
1)Make Frenships wids geeks jus 1 month before the semester xam....
2)Night Out is the second most Important Tool to ace xams...
3)Front,Back,Left,Right Benches waalon se Accha Rapo bana lo..
4)If you jus cannot Convince the Examinor,Then Better Confuse them..Go Round and Round..And then Comeback to the same Point..Hence Proved...
5)The Brahmastra being our Veri own Chits..In which the words can only be Understood by the Person who wrote dem...
5 things to do when you are alone at house
1.Call friends for a party
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2.bring blue movie and start watching (blue )
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3.go try your hand in kitchen.
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4.taste some hot drinks (if you dont drink)
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5.last but not the least,have a gf best chance to do chiggy wiggy..
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P.S: i am alone right now so done few of the above.
Five ways to get kicked out of a movie hall..
1.BE COOL,dump popcorn on an old man's head
2.Steal people's pepsi and drink it..
3.Stand in front of the projector and start laughing..
4.BE CLEVER,pretend to work at movie ticket counter and steal peeps money..
5.hold a girl hand and say i love you...
Things to Do at road to Seek Attention
*Start shouting BOMB BOMB BOMB !! :P When sumone ask you Where is Bomb Bol dena dat Girl is Sex Bomb :P
*Drink 2-3Ltr Viagra =))! Fir apne aap Kamal dhekhna ;)!
*Start Stripping n Start Dancing Like Rakhi Sawant :D
*Road K beech main jaake khade ho Jao jaise hi koi Car se Nikale Bhag jao =))!
*Wear A T-Shirt jisper Likha ho "I AM SWINE FLU VICTIM"!
Things Not To Do in ClassRoom
* Don't LOok at your Teachers Private Area :D :P
* Don't Study :P Never!!!!!!
* Never Stop Talking to Your Frnds.. :D
* Never Play Any Silent Game Always Shout laudly!
* Do Not Seat at your Desk Sit at Desk's Table :D
Five things to expect in the community whenever a contest is announced on MTV
1. "Thanks Webbie....you rock..:P"
2. " What about the prizes "
3. Webbie : " Mods not doing a good job this time..where are they ???"
4. General opinion : " Thank god...atleast no videos required here"
5. " Kaun jeeta ????"
1) Take a novel or newspaper with you and start reading it and ignore her.. 2) Start narrating her your re-incarnation and incident with ghosts story. 3) Complete your dinner with in 10 minutes and gargling with your wine. Don't forget to lick the plate afterward. 4) Ask her to dance with you on the dinner table despite of having a separate dance floor for the same purpose.. 5) Last but not least, go to washroom and instead of going there book another table and order the same menu that you ordered first. And when your date sees you and comes towards you, ask her, 'what took you so long in washroom?' 1)Essay Writer 1. Dil boley haddipa : To know how n where, hair from Anupam Kher's head were used 1. Roop gaya, yauwan gaya, gayi hootho ki lali 1. Aaj ki taza khabar.... aaj ki taza khabar... KRK k jaatey hi ghar mein kauwwo ka pravesh 1. Mountain Dew will b renamed as "Moon Dew".... Earth k aagey moon hai 1) World- Sara Duniya Chakkar Lagate Raho 1) Wearing Torn Clothes
Five good reasons to be a man !! 1) You never ever have to change your surname. It stays intact 1) Manager of swiss bank – He has the art of converting black money into white money 1) Apne manpasand kapde pehenane ki azaadi. Undie kaisa bhi ho, par chalega 1. When somebody asks you to come out of the loo quickly so instead he could go in, you say : Janta ki adalat mein aapka swagat hai.Five ways to get rid of your date !!
Five names which Venus hate to be called as
2)Mars
3)Jhandu Bam
4)Hitler
5)Last but not least..Tharki
PS:Just 4 fun.
These points r from JELO. She is in office right now n is not able to come here so she just asked me to post them for her:5 movies u must watch:
2. Whats ur Rashi: By doing this movie Harman proved that "To err is Human but to err repeatedly is Harman"
3. Kaminye : Thif if awfome, ferioufly.... facchi
4. Wanted : United Nations marked this movie to b of Historial Importance. Its UN-Wanted
5. Wake Up Sid : Thx to Kaun-Kaun (In)Sane Sharma, it turned out to b a good movie to watch before u go to bedTop 5 Quotes written at back side of truck
aab to picha chod de mein ho gayi bache wali
2. If U r reading this...U r still BEHIND
3. Make way ... for the lorry
4. babuji jaa rahi hoon apna khayaal rakhna,lout kar aaungi maal fir se taiyaar rakhna
5. wahi bachega jo bhole ko jachega
P.S: bhole is the name of DRIVER5 Ways to know that u r watching Doordarshan
2. Aayiye ab hum apko seedhey Haridwar le chaltey hain hamarey samvaad-data Moksha paratp singh k paas
3. Sarkar ne beedi k daam pachas paisey bada diye hain, aapki rai ?
4. Kya news channels ko SMS k dwara darshako ki rai janani chahiye ?
Agar apka jawab hai haan to type karein "yes", agar jawab hai na to type karein "No" aur bhej dein 6969 pe
5. Chheni Chheni.. chain se maza lo ... Chheni Chheni
1. When u see the face of a character in peices all over the screen
2. When the channel shows its own name during breaks
3. When u see tidal waves on the screen starting from top of screen n going down
4. When the channel shows only one Tickr n that is "Rukawat k liye khed hai"
5. When u see a multicoloured wallpaper atleast 12 hrs a day5 Impacts of finding of water on moon:
2. Scinetists r now trying to find that if Moon leaked, wil it rain on Earth ?
3. Pakistan wants ICC to shift its World Cup quota matches on Moon
4. Baba Ramdev says that people shud not go on moon for water during lunar eclipse as they might lose their way
5. Isha, Ahana n Hema Malini refused to drink Moon's water coz wo hamesha Kent purifier ka hi paani peetey hain5 things to be a Seafarer
2) Wealth- Ek Sailing Kar Liya Toh Mil Gaye Bag full of it
3) Women- Experiences
4) Water- Jitna Chayiye Usse Zyada Hai
5) Weight- New Items Try Karte Rahega toh, Easily Baad Jayega 5 things why to watch Ekta Kapoor Serials
2) Jeans not on Hip + Jockey or CK should be seen
3) Colouring the Hair
4) Shoes 1 leg different and other leg someother
5) Piercing near eyes, on tongue, etc5 things u shud not say while reading news on TV
1) Inspiration
2) Installation of politics in it,into real life
3) How to screw the Bahu's?
4) How to Act Smart with everybody?
5) Last but not least,"Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi"
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2) People talk to you seeing your face rather then anything else
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3) Eat as much you want, as dieting is not an issue.
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4) You don't have to waste time in doing stupid things
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5) Last but not least, your ass is not the factor when you will get a job5 people who should be given nobel peace prize
2) MTV – After all it “changes” it’s look quite often, why not give it a try?
3) Any local thief – After nobel prize of ravindranath tagore was stolen, it’s better to give directly to them rather than dealing with 3rd party
4) Sunny Deol – Just 1 less movie on zee cinema and crores of Pakistani would be saved
5) Amit verma – After his behaviour in big boss-3 we thought it was a no ball peace prize
No matter whom they give the prize to, they will definitely regret it like in gandhiji’s case
5) Amit verma – After his behaviour in big boss-3 we thought it was a no ball peace prizeFive reasons to be single !!
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2)Khood pakaao, khood khaao, aur gaaliyon se mukti paao
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3) Apne office ki receptionist se yeh nahi kehna hoga ki, If someone calls me, then say I am busy in meeting
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4) Kissi bhi hotel mein kamra apne naam se book kara sakte hian
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5) Last but not least. It saves Money5 things which can prove you are from IndiaTV
2. When you see an electrician approaching, you shout : Wo dekho bijli wale baba!
3. When your mom shouts at you to help find her bangles, you say : Wo to sita ka tha, aur wo ayodhya ki pahadiyo ke pechhe ek rahasyamayi seher mein hi mil paega!
4. When somebody asks you when will china attack india again, you say : khabar hai ki 2012 mein ek aisa sehlab ayega ki kya china aur kya india!
5. When somebody says, Hey Wassup?, you say : door kahin dusre grah mein ek alien hai...ji haan ek alien jo ki Salman Khan jaisa dikhta hai....wo shahrukh ko apna kutta batata h......*the latter faints*Five lines to be kept in mind while writing 'fantastic five' lines.
1)Use words not smileys.[its not your Yahoo chatboard]
2)Don't write abusive or hyper kinda words for anyone.
3)Don't used unecessary words in every line like LOL,Hahaha..
4)Make it simple and clear.5)Don't write more than five lines.
Five reason to say FML !!
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2) When your blind date turned out to be your Ex-girlfriend
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3) When you are on shopping and you had no money and the shopkeeper don't accept credit or debit cards and your check bounced as well
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4) When you wake up and your wife wishes you GOOD MORNING RAVI even when your name is ABHINAV
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5) When you are made to work late night in the office to save your job and suddenly your Super hot girl-friend calls you and say "Come at my place right now otherwise its over"
Five reasons to say that "Asylum is not far"
Five new Novels Chetan Bhagat should Try
2. My orkut life A guy Fcuks his life on orkut and the communities finally ends up in deleting his profile With some Sequences like A hot girl profile being handled by a guy and her sexy DPs
3. 30 sec of Fame A guy leaves everything to get into a reality show Describe his whole journey. This novel would have so many hot girls
4. Five points someone part 2 . As everybody knows that this was a S'hit (superhit ) so even if he announces a sequel of it 5000 copies will already be booked in advance
5. Harry potter in IIT . This one needs so discription even that stupid Harry potter's magic cannot help him out increasing his GPA and finding a hot girl in Campus
five people who should host Fantastic Five from this community
2. Sanjana. She will not do a show without Venus and the length of show would be doubled
3. Webbie . pata chal jaega ki akhir kaun hai
4. Mohit kochar . He is already famous between Gays of this community
5. Nitin and Sehran . Coz they are a god pair magar fir show will get a parental advisory cirtificate
__________ 5 astonishing facts that youngistaan should know___________
2) Do you even know that What is the motto of NCC – its “unity and disciple”
3) Robert Williams – singer earned 30000 pounds which is approximately 27 lacs a day in 2005
4) Just tell me one thing possibly how much did you spend on your birthday? Do you even believe that Dutch princess Beartice spent as much as $725000 on her birthday party...gosh that would surely be heck of a party !!!
5) Boris yetssin – people’s deputy candidate for Moscow ( later president of Russia) received 5118745 votes out of 5722937 in 1989... dats is so not believable
____________the fantastic 5 first’s_______________
2) First sex-change operation in world
3) Name India’s first public private initiative which is a $100 m. Toll bridge
4) First hard disk
5) First Indian Olympic team medal
___________ first 5 women rulers___________
1) Subhaataryan yanjamaa Magnolia 1953-54 Acting president
2) Girimavo bandaranaika Sri lanka 1960-65, prime minister
1970-77,
1994-2000
3) Indira Gandhi India 1966-77, prime minister
1980-84
4) Hilda gibbs bynoe Grenada 1967-72 Governor
5) Solda meir israel Israel 1969-74 Prime minister
________ 5 causes that yongistaan should work for_________
2) SAVE THE GIRL CHILD – all over the world the social workers the believers and constanstly bunch of people supporting this cause is trying to explain you this simple thing that having a girl child is not a sin its a blessing. All youngistaani would have to speard this message. Don’t sit on your chairs and look at the things but instead go out and explain people.
3) CLEANINESS – this cause is also worth while to understand. In the city of ahemdabad every Sunday there is this project “..........................” in which people come together at one place in the morning and clean the city together. Do this in your own colony street building anything but just follow it heartily
4) EACH ONE TEACH ONE- this cause is also one of the best thing that youngistaan can look forward to. Even if one of you take charge of any one person to teach then trust me our india would reach to heights you have not even think.
5) STOP ANIMAL CRULITY – have a life people why you want to shower your utter nonsense cruitly on poor animals who cant even speak. Stop it. Thats enough now.
Top 5 bolloywood disasters of 2009
Things to do when you are stuck in Traffic
2)Time to complete the assignment..
3)Tweet
4)Click pictures to put them up on facebook
5)Honk! If somebody glares at you, Look as irritated as him/her and act like u'r looking for the person who is honking
Top 5 richest people in the world...
2. So you think Mexican’s are poor eh? Think again. Carlos Slim Helú from Mexico is the second richest person. His net worth is $60 billion. He is a son of Lebanese immigrant. He started to make money when in 1990 he bought the fixed-line operator Telefonos de Mexico (Telmex) in a privatization.
3. William H. Gates III: Now here is your favorite. Bill Gates net worth hasn’t really increased much and doesn’t seem like it would – it is still $58 billion. He dropped out of Harvard university 13 years ago to start the Microsoft company that creates software and applications for computers.
4. Lakshmi Mittal is Indian, but lives in UK. He has $45 billion. He is the head of world’s largest steelmaker, ArcelorMittal, which accounts for 10% of all crude steel production. It just delivered 580 tons to be used in construction of the World Trade Center memorial in New York. With a 44% stake, he is the company’s largest shareholder.
5. Mukesh Ambani is the Asia’s richest person. He is Indian and the head of petrochemicals giant Reliance Industries, India’s most valuable company by market cap. His fortune is up $22.9 billion since last year, making him the world’s second-biggest gainer in terms of dollars. His current net worth is $43 billion. Mukesh is using some of his money to build a 27-story hom
5 ways to prevent earth from global warming ...
2.Plant a tree.
3.Do not leave appliances on standby.
4.Learn more about the environment.
5.Drive your car less.
5 things webbie should do when someone finds out who is he
Ask him if Vibha Sent him
Ask his orkut profile link and ban him from the community
Promise him to be featured on wassup
Convince him that its Raghuram
5 things which should be invented/discovered
5 things why you are the new MTV
5 huge assumptions...
2) When u are trying to catch hold of a busy running bus.
3) When u are invited to a friends house for dinner
4) When u are asked to become a the Prime Minister of India
5) When u see a "Do not Enter" or "Not allowed except for Staffs" sign in any door or walkway
5 Kichidi's in bollywood style..
2) When Kajol Married Ajay Devagan
3) When Bipasha Dated John Abraham
5) When Deepika tried to ring up Ranbhir
things not to say when u are having a fight with ur gf
1 Will u cry now
2 Sorry I was just picturing you naked
3 No really...I was laughing about a joke I heard one time
4 Whoa.... time out honey cricket is on
5 Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
5 things not to do in an interview!
2. asking the interviewer if you could have coffee or something to make you feel at home
3. giving random glances to the hot chicks passing by
4. asking if you could get the job in the same department as she does
5. giving the interviewer flying kisses at the end of the interview
things not to say on ur anniversary
2 Today is our what?
3 Okay lets celebrate but do we have to celebrate together?
4 I thought we only celebrated important events?
5 You want to go to restaurant ok i will drop u by...
5 things not to say on ur interview
2 Do the Health Benefits cover imaginary car crashes ?
3 Sir is your daughter hot and single?
4 I m fascinated by word fire..........
5 I am soo ready to test those drugs that I have to in order to get this job........ x x x
5 famous villains audition for bed scene with Mallika Sherawat, but they gotta say 1 dialogue in bed :
2] Late Amrish Puri [sooo sorry Sir] : "Mogambo ........ khush hua!!!!"
3] Shakti Kapoor : Aaaaooooooo .......... main hoon Ballllllllllllllllllllllma. The bed is toooo uncomfortable ........... lets shift to the couch.
4] Gulshan Grover : I am changed now. Main negative roles nahi karta............. *Mallika winks* .............. "DIRTY MIND."
5] Amjad Khan : "Kitne Aadmi the???" TUm kya samajhti thi??? Sardar khush hoga??? Shabaashi dega??? Tu ne namak khaaya hai!!! Ab "goli" kha???
5 things you should not say to a girl while making ur first impression
2 You might not be the best looking girl here but then again all are committed
5 BEST WAY TO ANNOY UR TEACHER AND GET OUT OF CLASS EARLY
2 Set alarms for random times
3 Wear your pants backwards
4 Learn Morse code and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of
"Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5 Shout eureka eureka and raise your both hands and run out of class as a freak
5 things u should do to become DJ ROCKY
3 after result make a thread complaining about result and abusing every one in community
5 things one should not say to jose
5 things i liked about roadies hdu
2 no man to now man : nauman
3 makeup during task : poloumi
4 pop star debut after vote out :samtat
5 stupid things we ALL do.
2. trying to pickup an empty suitcase, thinking it's heavy & later feeling STRONG.
3. can't spot the filth on the face in 1st attempt when somebody points it.
4. while walking hand-in-hand with our date, we unconsciously change our natural walking style.
5. After sleeping in the afternoon, when we got up and see dark surrounding, we don't know what day it is!
things not to say ur gf while kissing
2 wow it reminds me of the time when i kissed ur sis
3 is that smell coming from u ?
4 u need to get training in this field
5 i have kissed 10 girls before this how many boys have u kissed ?
5 ADVANTAGES of WAR:
2. countries come TOGETHER.
3. uncivilized areas in border area get explored.
4. world-population comes under control.
5. more employment in military and media. ;)
what a jack sparrow fan does ?
2 when u go to a party u say
3 when u get caught at ur gf's house u go to balcony smile t her dad and jump wishing ur ship will come for ur aid
5 you wake up at night saying
"why rum" "where is rum"
5 latest slangs tat can b given to ny1
* r u the co-actor in a KRK film
* wow...u just dance like sunny deol
* u told u r a roadie...but why didnt they show u in the show
* beep beep beep beep...( this one goes silent )
things to Do jabh tumhari pant fati ho from baq
* stand like yu giving respect to everyone(satnatez position)
* sit sumwhea till you dun get any colth to hide it
*wryt on your tee dat "don't look at my back"
*Pant Ko ulti kakrke phen lo Sabhko bolo this my Style .
*Pant ko ekdum upper phenoo hide it from your tee.
5n Thing Not to Ask to Jose and ayushmaan in MTV office.
*Terko Ander entry kisne kerne ko diya.?
*Yaha koi langaar nahi baat raha samne gururdware min free khana milega.
*Tum Donno k beech main Kuch chal raha Hain kya.?
*Tum Kise Band main The.? Not Rock band Kisi shaadi main Dhekha tha :|
Five things to do when there is blackout !!
1) Nice time for a candle light dinner. Ghar waale bhi khush .
2) Try roaming in your entire house in dark. It will give you an idea about your complete house without seeing, who knows might come handy in BLIND situations
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3)If you are scared of darkness, then go sleep in yiur garden and keep on KILLING the mosquitoes.
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4) Nice time to watch BLACK movie. So better upload it in your Laptop or mobile phones right now
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5) Last but not least, go for chiggy wiggy ( the ultimate pleasure ). Samjhdaar ko ishaara hi kaafi hai
Five things you should never ever say in public !!
1) No he doesn't looks like a child molester.
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2) Are those real?
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3) Hey you got cool mustache. ( This one to girls )
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4) Hey he/she just looks like a porn star
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5) Mumma told me, don't you talk to the strangers
Five weird way to start a convo with a girl !!
1) Hey nice legs. I wonder how they look when opened :|
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2) I lost my puppy, can you help me finding him. He is as much cute as you are
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3) Hey its a bet and my friends want to know if you think I am Virgin or not?
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4) You know, if I were you I would have been seating in front seat of my car ready to go for a long drive .
5) I know I know, I am not the best looking guy out here, but guess what? I am the only one talking to you right now
5 most idiotic but hit bollywood songs
->Assi chutki nabbe taal ragad ke khaini muh mein daal
->achha sila diya tune mere pyar kaaa
->sarkai lio khatia zada lage
->mein to raste se ja raha tha
->ek chumma tu mujhko udhar dai de aur badle mein up bihar le le
Five weird places to pick a phone call !!
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2) While attending a funeral :|
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3) While Operating someone in operation theater
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4) Where there is need of complete silence, like in Library
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5) Last but not least, while having sex.
5 of the best rbg warrior who kept their promises
2 vebz he said he will sweep girls off their feet and he did that girls use to me unconscious and thats y he got less votes
4 yashita she said her performance will be short and memorable .....all of her task had her task she had short cloths will all guys remember
Five things NOT to be done on honeymoon night !!
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2) Fart :|
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3) Vomiting during chiggy wiggy
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4) Slapping your partner just because he/she is slow.
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5) Calling your parents/friends saying, pehle waala/waali acha/achi tha/thi
Five things you should not say to your Parents
Rakhi Sawant is getting divorced!Should I try my luck?
I'll be the next winner of Splitsvilla.
I'm in love with Rohit Verma.:x
KRK is just a kid.I know better abuses.
5 irritating thing on facebook
2 when ur relatives add u on face book and u don't know u have to add or reject
3 when some one puts top follower list and u r worried are u there or not
4 when some one pokes u just because he or she is new and she loves poking
5 when some one keeps her status message like "i m feeling to rub my ear" ..who cares in real life to know that u want or not but on fb they tell everyone
5 things each kamaal khan fans should have..
2) Always wear jacket chahe kitni garmi kyu na ho..
3) cool hair style with moochha ho to nathulal jaisi..
4) bolna aana chahiye ki mere pass bahut paisa hai
5) Englissss bhi aani chahiye..
5 things u should not say a girl while flirting
2 Do u believe in love at first site or should i walk in room again ?
3 hey u look like my would be gf
4 hey u know wat i think we have met as ur mom is my moms frnd
5 u look like my sister
Five reasons to live !!
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1) To love someone.
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2) To enjoy the short life.
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3) To make others happy and smile
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4) To earn a place in heaven
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5) To do your deeds and responsibilities.
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Funny ones
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1) To take a revenge out of someone
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2) To say that I lived more than you
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3) To become a rich guy who is a celebrity
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4) Just out of curiosity of knowing what is next in stores for us
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5) Last but not least, to remove the Virgin tag
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PS:- That's it for today. Asta-La-Vista baby
5 things that you can expect in Roa7ies
Yeh episode mein reh gaya karna? DO NOT WORRY..yeh contest repeated telecasts ke liye bhi laagu hai.
->Looking at the last season's task, the male participants are advised to wear a guard!
->Roa7ies is a PALAK-KA-SWAYMVAR .. Haan haan yeh sach hai! Arey internet pe aah gaya hai yaar.
->Rannvijay,Raw-tasks,double-cRossing,regRet,no Relâche till the crowning.Yeh Roadies hai,bhailog!
-> Expect? pehli baar dekh rahe ho Roadies kya? Abhi tak gayi nahi aadat kya? BANDH KARO EXPECT KARNA!
5 Bollywood Women who recently shocked us with what they wore in their movies :
2] Vidya Balan : Mwahahahaha Should I even write a word more!?!?!
3] Minissha Lamba : Well! If you've seen Kidnap, then you'll understand.
4] Rakhi Sawant : My apologies for including her as a celeb but GOD she's outrageous + I hafta make the list quicker
5] Amrita Rao : Why go de-glam and be single in movies when you can wear sarees and be a wife???
5 thing which one should do when hes going to fail in exam i do these
2 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min
4 Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
5 Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
Five things you should not say to Rakhi Sawant
Did you play the role of that doll in Child's play?
How much do you spend on make-up kits?
Do they REALLY pay you for those item numbers!?
Are you going around with Mika?
5 metalrtists the World still miss [I know I can't get all] a
2] Dimebag Darrel Abbott : Pantera's lead gutarist. Shot on stage.
3] Jimi Hendrix : Needs no description.
4] John Bonham : Drummer of Led Zeppelin. Died by chocking on his vomit when unconscious a.k.a Pulmonary Edema
5] Bon Scott : Vocalist of Ac/Dc. Reason of death : Pulmonary Edema.
5 question that ur gf ask u and u should reply spontaneously no
2 Is that girl hot? don't look at that girl
4 Do u want to meet my parents......
5 things Blue could've done without :
2] Such a cast : Cast could've done without Sanjay Dutt [cos of his paunch], Zaayed Khan [Lack of acting skill or expression], Kylie Minogue [Caused 5 minutes of screen space]; Rahul Dev [Enough of the straight faced villain - Had ther exact same role in Awaara Paagal Deewana]
3] Make-up : "Sporty" Katrina looked like Bob Marley [only whiter and shaved]
4] Lack Of Sense : A bike jumping over trains having ramps on each compartments, A cigarette burning a boat in minutes; People being able to punch freely in the pressures of deep water.
5] No Story : Atleast people wouldn't have come out of the screens saying, "What the F**k!?!?!"
5 things a girl should do for his bf i feel this but never happens
2. When he gives you a compliment say don't ask , “What do you want?”
3. When you go shopping for yourself only buy the cheapest items and then let him know so he can appreciate what a thrifty shopper you are.
4.After he’s made elaborate plans to take you to the 5 STAR HOTEL for dinner you say “Why don’t we go to the MacDonald down the road my best fiend lives there.”
5.When he takes you to a movie, complain that they keep the theater too cold and that the popcorn is too salty ,movie is bakwas , why we sittitng in this row, y u wearing black
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