Have you ever travelled without ticket.. in a Train??
This blog is all about travelling without ticket in a Train. How to travel without ticket in a train? There requires nothing to travel without ticket, not even a ticket is required.
But the first question... Why one should travel without ticket?
There are following reasons.
1> To Save Money of Ticket Value.
2> To have fun, mixed with fear of getting caught.
3> To find that you are lucky enough to get escaped from Ticket Cheaker(TC).
I think this much are enough....
Now big QUESTION, How to travel without ticket?
Now as I said it before you need not have some thing from external. Then what? All you need is the confidence to walk & you are done. Ticket chekers checks only those who look suspicious, who are not able to make eye contact with them. tho look nervous, how have fear in their face.
So rule is to Walk with confidence. But how can you look in eyes, or make eye contact with TC it will be the difficult task, but I never told you to Make an eye contact. So what could be done? If you have mobile, take it out Call any one if you want to make a call, or just place it on your ears as you have dialled a no. Have a smile. If you have watch in your hand try to make it visible. & Look busy looking else where. Where? You can find number of BEAUTIFULLs around you, watch them, this will show your confidence.
Now.. what are the chance that you will get Caught???
Just 1.. You need a BAD LUCK to get caught. Yes and if you have it with you, you could not be saved even if you have a ticket.
HOW ? Recently my friend was travelling in a train, he has a GOOD habbit of always having a ticket but he always complains that HE IS NEVER ASKED BY ANY TC FOR THE TICKET.... That day too he had a ticket. He was in train which was running....... Then soon their came a TC, asked for Ticket. He put his hand in upper pocket of shirt, where he remember he kept the ticket. But soon he realise that its torn (shirt) from inside, He looked nervous, & TC realised that my friend is ticketless. My friend said he had a ticket, & search in some other pockets, pants, wallets etc. but was sure that he had missed it & was to miss some thing more. He realised that its pointless to talk... & paid Rs 260 as FINE.
So he brought the Ticket but with it he also had BADLUCK.
Another incedent... this is another friend. He was going for interview. He went, at interview they asked for Rs100 as registration charge & in turn gave him a file, The interview happened, he found that he was not selected ( because he was told to be called later where selected member have to go for next round same day). He was very angry that he was not selected & also he wasted Rs100. He decided to travel ticketless. He entered Train, it was trains last or first stop, so train would be halting there for 10 mins. He found a window seat. But... yes the TC came & asked for ticket. He asked how much is the fine. TV replies-260, He took his wallet, & handed over Rs 260 to TC & colledted a Receipt. He didn't got caught becauce he was ticketless, but because of his BADLUCK.
So the moral of these story is. To get caught be TC you are not required to be Ticketless, but with your BADLUCK.
But how can you be saved if you don't have a Ticket & dont have a BADLUCK TOO??
Nice question.... If you are not travelling with your badluck, the chances are less that you will meet a TC. So there is nothing wrong in trying a journey Ticket less.
WARNING-- NEVER RUN OR JUMP FROM A RUNNING TRAIN your life values more than Rs 260.
All your Positive & Negative Comments are Welcomed.
5 thing that i hear every day from my teacher...
2.are baba u dont know me,i have craziest ideas to irrtate u..
3.beta i m dealing with ur age guy since 15 year...
4.do 100 question today.and show me tomorrow.if not than X5 next day..
5.baba u wait and watch i will do with u .................
this is our thapliyal sir..asian school..u all should meet him..
Five most funny signs ever seen !!
1) I am a bomb technician, if you see me running try to keep it up.
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2) KUM and go
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3) No trespassing. Violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again
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4) Sale Sale Sale. 0% of on selected items, today only
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5) Any person ( except players ) caught collecting golf balls on this course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed.
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PS:- These signs were not at all created by me. Only random one which I have came to notice from internet and written stuffs on T-shirts
Five hyperactive threads of community.
2.List of banned members.
3.Sports thread
4.MishMash threads
5.Lame thread..
Five worst replies when a gal does love proposals
2. I dont love you..i love ur brorther.
3. Main ladkiyon ko pyaar nahi karta.
4. kambakht ishq......* after movie it became a worst reply*
5. Mere paas badi gaadi nahi hai..nahi paisey hai..*the kills herself after dis*
5 things from Rupees to Paises
2) Cheap Neighbourhood.
3) Shouting if sick, so somebody might ask u kya hua bhai
5 things to do in an elevator....
2. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones
4. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "hey Sid...kahan reh gaya tha yaar ?"
5. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
5 things not get selected in Organisation
2) Arguing with the Interviewer
3) Attitude
4) Talking about the different topics
5) Last but not least Teri Maa Ki .........Jaapi
Five famous Soap dialogues.
1. Mihir utho mihir tum mujhe chod ke nahi jaa sakte.
2. Yeh bacha tumhara nahi hai..rahul..err. raj... nahi kya hai.
3. main tumhare bache ki maa banne waali hun
4. Mujhe divorce chahiye tumse Vinod kyu ki tum marte nahi ho.
5. Happy 199 birthday baa..
Five things to do to lose weight !!
1) Stop eating at all. Ladkiyan jald hi kareena kapoor AKA skeleton ban jaayengi
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2) Get bankrupt and kill someone. Tension har cheez kam kar deti hai
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3) Don't stop smoking. Weight aur breath dhuaan banke udd jaayengi :|
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4) Seek for AIDS. Fir dekh kamaal
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5) Last but not least. Shut down your computer.
5 things to take when u join SHIP
2) Safety Shoes
3) Winter Jackets, etc
4) Documentation
5) Last but not least very important Undies
5 things that makes you killer?
if someone calls you rakhi sawant and you give them a kiss back!
if you have killed 57 machar leaving behind that fuddu who stated himself as ab tak chappan
if you depend on 'Anita the online Psychic' to know your luck and future
if the only job you have had as yet is a blowjob
5 things not to do on 1st date !!
2> Make an attempt to Kiss her lips
3> Tell her that this is your first date ever
4> Check out other Hot chicks
5> Ask her for some change for return bus fare
five flop films of action kumar..
2.tasveer 24/7.....nazara hai..
3.chandi chonk to china...best action ever seen..(,,,/,_)
4.humko dewana ker gye...humko beep bana gye..
5.jambo..every thing gonna be alright..i dont think so akshay.
one hit film...SinGH is KIng
5 Slogans for Viagra.....
1. Viagra....the quicker dicker upper
2. Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
3. We work harder, so you don't have to
4. Viagra, home of the whopper
5. "This is your p***s. This is your p***s on Viagra. Any questions ?"
top 5 sexy female politicians
2> Mamta Bannerjee
3> Jayalalitha
4> Rapri Devi
5> Uma Bharti
5 Commandments of a Teenager.....
1. Thou shall not skip class...........(just take the whole day off)
2. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.......(why wait that long?)
3. Thou shalt not steal from thine parents...(everyone knows grandma has more money)
4. Thou shall not think about having sex..........(like Nike says, "Just Do It")
5. Thou shalt not get into fights.........(just start them)
5 things you wish you could put on Ebay!
2. your bassi vegetables
3. your bassi girlfriend
4. your worn out undies
5. your bakwaas hindi teacher
Five much needed superpowers !!
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PS:- Expecting Supergirl's comment on this
1. Throw the bootle..it shud hit on target..
2. Make the coolest hair style..u shud look gud..
3. U r bank account shud not have 1 million rupees
4. u r dialogue delivery shud be gud than KRK
5. U r hieght shud be more than 5.7
Things not to say while at an audition for a reality show.
1. Jaanta hai mera BAAP kaun hai ? (Agar tuje nahi maalum toh hame kaise maalum hoga)
2. Yeh show scripted hai na. (Agar hai bhi toh bolu kyu)
3. Kitne paise doge? (Shaadi mein aaya hai)
4. Agar muje nahi loge toh aapka hii nuksaan hai. (Tuje liya toh bhi hamara hi nuksaan hai)
5. Teri Maa Ki @%¥€.. :p
5 THINKS one shouldn't ask/say in front of a girl
1.never say that she's ugly
2.neva appreciate any other girl in front of her..
3.never ask her if she ever got hooked up
4.never ask her age...
5. never ask her did she spent hours in parlour as she looking HUMAN=)))
add jingles we cant forget
->kya aap closeup karte hainnnnnnn...
->Zandu Balm...Zandu Balm..peeda hari balm
->Karram-Kurram...kurram karram...Lijjat Papad
->Tanduroosti Ki Raksha karta Hai ’Life Buoy’..lifebuoy hai jaha tandorusti hai wahannnnnn
->Washing Powder Nirma...Washing Powder Nirma
->Jab Ghar ki Raunak Badhani ho-Nerolac Paints
->Doodh doodh piyo glass full doodh
->Pan Parag....Pan Masala...Pan Parag
->chubti jalti garmi ka mausam aayaaaa.....
thre r endless
most double meaning songs of bollywood...
->dhak dhina dhin.. dhina dhin dhak dhina dhin
barsat main hum se milye tum sajan tum se milye hum
->Kal saiyyaN nay aisee bowling kari,
ek over bhi maiN khel paayee nahin.
Chauthay hi gaind mein out hui,
Paanchva gaynd main jhel paayee nahin (it is really a song)
->Lekin yeh manva dolay,
jab kisi ki khatiya bolay,
chu-chu-chooN.. chu-chu-cooNu... chu-chu-chooN
->sarkai lio khatia jara lage...
->Khol kay layti rehti hooN main,
Ghar kay darvaazoN ko.
Kab tak daal kay ungli soun,
main apnay kaano mein.
->khada hai khada hai khada hai...sir pe tere aashik khada hai
kindly ignore d vulgarity
5 points to confirm if you are a Rakhi Sawant fan or not
VERY VERY IMPORTANT
THINGS YOU DI'NT KNOE ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON
1.For beauty purposes and to live longer, Michael Jackson used to sleep in an oxygen tent
2.Jackson's Patented Anti-Gravity Boot
3. Bubble the Chimp, Michael's best friend
4.Michael Jackson was suffering from a rare genetic disease called Alpha-1 antitrypsin deficiency
5.His dad nicknamed him “Big Nose”AND His close friends called him “Smelly"
5 things to do when a guy Ignores you
1)DIG(yeah..DIG) your nose with a pencil
2)Try voodoo dolls
3)Give him Jamaalghota in his drink and tell him that only you can cure him.
4)If these things doesnt work,then kidnap that guy...*evil grin*
5)And if nothing works....find yourself a new BAKRA....there are plenty of them in this world
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PS:-STOP DRESSING LIKE UGLY BETTY
5 POINTS HOW U CAN BECOME SUPER FAMOUS IF U FEATURED IN A REALITY SHOW
1. If you are a girl expose your assets to the fullest/boys can show their physique
2. Try to be generous and helping with every one in the show
3. To become gossip king/queen abuse anyone on the show such that news channel(india tv) are forced to show your video twice or thrice a day.
4. If possible start an affair with your co-participant
NOTE: Preferably select your opposite sex.
5. Even after such an effort you haven't achieve success then try this one, it ll surely work. Spread a rumor such that u become famous overnight. for ex. a boy in reality show wanting 2 b famous can say that i have slept with XYZ actress when she was studing in college.
cheers !!!!!
My very own Fantastic Five.
Superman(Hanu man) - He got his ass burnt by Ravana and
Indirectly Affected - All of us
2.Draupadi(Mahabharata)---> Direct Affected - All of Pandavas and Kauravas
Indirect Effect - Dushashan pulled Draupadi's hair
Bajrang Dal took the battle of troy seriously and
-Tight tees with prints of popeye, mickey mouse etc :) or tees that say ‘sorry girls I only date models’ ‘just did it’
-White and black Jeans with yellow, blue, red washes *woohoo*
-Red, yellow , orange shoes of puma,nike available near bandra station
-A cell phone that has the best sound quality. So that you can play your ‘akon’ songs loud enough for the whole class. Generous! Why were earphones even invented ?
-Say dooooode ! wazzzaaaa ! or maybe wazzaaa bantaaai and other ‘khool’ stuff
5 things ppl say to Rakhi Sawant
* oyeee tujhe pappi kaun diya
* tumhara age kitna hai.... 45 kya...????
* tumhaare swayamvar tumne kya ladko ko paise diye the aane ke liye
* tum itna bakbak kyun karti ho..??????
* Zuban Pe Lagam Do
What you should do to PATAO your sexy Chemistry Sir.
1)Tell him that he acts as a base for your acidic solution and he neutralises you completely.
2)Ask him how chemistry,physics,thermodynamics and human beings are connected?
3)Tell him that Gold's atomic number should be 143 ?!?!
4)Tell him that every time you see him you have an exothermic reaction
5)Ask him "what concentration of alcohol would you like to have"?
5 things not to ask in internet cafe
1 aa virus file download nahi ho rai!
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2 woh wale sites ke naam bola na pls!
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3 bhaiya aapka internet username aur password bolna!
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4 (switch off the monitor) shout very loudly aa on nahi ho rai!
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5 ask how to get the address of your gf.
5 Things not to do in internet cafe
1.speak out the password of your internet banking very loud!
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2.Open tutorials how to make a bomb and start making it
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3.go to other cabin and ask them can we chat?
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4.Ask the person to connect web cam and then start taking pics of your body..
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5.Get the feel of playing games in PSP and start shouting..
Five reasons to become a bald headed person !!
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1) You want more wind on your heads' skin
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2) To unburden yourself from shampooing hair, even if its once in a year
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3) Wanna compete with Paresh rawal or Stone cold steve austin
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4) Just because girls are more attracted towards bald guys
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5) Last but not least, to donate your hair. After-all you believes in charity
5 things u have to follow when u give a gal lift on your bike
* alwayzz wear a helmet ( safety frm both police nd jaan pehchan waale )
* alwayzz drive the bike at 30-40 speed ( b steady nd slow...take ur time )
* drive karte waqt idhar udhar mat dekhna ( adjust ur mirrors so tat u can only see
her face )
* bike ka petrol ka tank full rakhna ( nahi toh bike leke paidal jaana padega )
* break kam marna bike ka ( dont follow this rule...disc break marna kabhi kabhi )
5 ways to spot difference between a DOG and a MAN
1) Dog pees with one leg up and is proud of his family jewel while man faces the wall to hide it
2) Dogs dont fight for the Remote.....
3)Dogs are more loyal than a Man and doesn't look at other bitches as long as the scooby snack is in your hand...
4)Dogs are not pushed outta room while Girls are changing clothes.....
5)Dogs like their ball and they grab it and hold onto it...
5 things girls should not do in public
1.Applying Make up.
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2.Wear a mini skirt and tell your frnds very loud this dress is too big for me.
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3.Discussing about the Balika Vadhu in public on your phone.
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4.Fighting with your bf/husband.
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5.Audible burps or farts
Five ways to get rid of heat !!
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1) Go for a trip/holiday to a hill station. Prefer NORTH POLE
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2) Kill someone and keep on denying that you the charges. Police will certainly provide you third degree torture which includes ICE treatment
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3) Desi style apnao. Gille ( wet ) towel ko Standing fan ke aage latkaao
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4) Bahut badboo maar rahe ho, naha ke aao, aur garmi bhagaoo
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5) Idea stolen from prehistoric cavemen. Nange ( naked ) ho jaao
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PS:- Take it seriously
5 steps to kill a mosquito...
* ek macchar ko pakdo
* usko kuch khilao pilao
* then usko gudgudi do...
* jab woh apna muh khole hasne ke liye...uske muh pe allout dal do
* then muh pe cellotape mar do...
five easy steps to become an emo wannabe
- Use all the kohl available in your house. Borrow some from your neighbor too. And then apply it to whatever you call as ‘eyes’
- Get a haircut that will hide your eyes,ears and nose completely.
- Write quotes,poems related to death, blood, darkness, sadness and post them everywhere. Orkut, facebook, twitter just everywhere!
- Your favourite hobby should be cutting wrists and talking about kiki
- Write things like rad, rawr,
Five people who shud be VJ on MTV
1. Tanaaz....what an accent..Disaaaapear...Disaapppppeaaar
2. Varun Gandhi....the agrressive..shud host Wassup..soonly it will bcum sansani..
3. Virender sehwag....atleast who can be funny dan HoeZaay.
4. Salman khan....appppppp Dyeeekkrahhuuuuueee haaauuui Waaasssssaauup.
5. Osama bin laden..full on exp..has hosted many videos..
Five ways to star a conversation in an office !!
1) Surprising look :- Hey, Ria. Remember me? We used to go for swimming together in our childhood
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2) Exchanging or giving boring looks, especially when you are in a meeting.
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3) Making different face and hand gestures. P.S:- Do read THE ILLEGAL GESTURES first.
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4) Whistle or blow horn to catch the attention and get ready to be in deep shit
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5) Last but not least, Use your brains. Bhagwaan ne MOUTH diya hia, uska istemaal karoo. Nahi to khood ka banaya hua Phone use karoo, bill office waalon ka hi aayega
5 FUNNY ONE LINERS..
2) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
3) Hello!!! Handsome Lady
4) I am VEG, but I think NON-VEG
5) lets make babies!!
Five things one should avoin say/ask-ing to gals
1. I enjoyed this period. wat abt yu?????/
2. Kaun sa maheena chal raha hai????//
3. Bachche kinne achche se hote hai na!!
4. Mujhe pata hai isne kuch ni padha. Mai jab soya tha to meri sath hi to soi tho ye..
5. ranbeer kapoor tumhare bhai jaisa hai
PS: No offence, really.
5 things not to say while driving car with fellow passengers
5 occasions for a girl to wear a mini
5 C'mon Dialogues Durin Engg Submissions
2)Iska Bhi Print out lena hai kya...??
3)Tujhe Patil Sir ki Sign aati hai kya...??
4)Jo samjh mein aa raha hai vo likh...Jo word samjh mein nahi aa raha uski Drwaing Nikaal...
Five funny but most common habits
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2) Picking your nose. Oyee, abhinav tu kyun chonk gaya?
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3) Littering. Naam na hi lun kissi to hi behtar hia
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4) Itching. Anubhaw hota hia yaar. Waise DEO use kiya kar
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5) Gossips. Girls, ab main aur kya kahun?
FANTASTIC 5'SSSSSSSS
1.Rubbing your head, thinking it will arouse you sexually somehow.
2.Use Internet acronyms in everyday language
“Like OMG, I LOL'd when I read that.”
3.Consuming radioactive isotopes.LOL
4.Making fun of the Mafia
5.Being Republican first
TOO COOL!!!
1.Mumma,Mere pet me zoron se dard ho raha hai...
2.Mumma,teacher has told that today is a holiday on the ocassion of our principal's birthday.
3.Mere auto waale ki aaj shaadi hai isliye wo mujhe aaj school nahi le jayega.
4.Maine aaj news me dekha hai ki laden uncle humare school pe aeroplane girane wale hai.
5.Mere College me aaj Sex education ki special class hai...
5 things students say a day before examinations
2) tera ho gaya kyaa???/ tera kitna huaa??
3) yeh question toh kabhi aa hi nahi saktaa
4) kal subah 4 baje uth ke padungi...Zzzzzzzzz
5) kyaa??? 8 baj gaye?? hey bhagwaan mera toh kuch hua hi nahi...naiyaa paar laga dena bhagguuu.. 5 rs ka prasaaad chadaungi...
Five things to do when you won a lottery !!
1) Give it back just because you believe in Earning money. PS:- Ullu kahin ka
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2) Stop working. Ab itne paise aa gayee hian, aish kar be.
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3) Make a film, and sing me as a hero in lead role
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4) Pay a contract killer to kill KRK
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5) Forget above points and transfer all the money in my account
5 Ways To Ditch your girlfriend...
1.Throw Her in the swimming pool.Dhadaam.........
2.Uske muh pe mooli k parathe khaane k baad paad do.
3.Uske baap ko Phone karke dhamkate raho.
4.Uski bhai ki muh aur taange tod do.
5.Uske birthday par use ramgopal verma ki aag ka dvd gift karo....
Five things You should Carry on going POTTY in a JUNGLE
2:- Danda "stick" (jungle main SHER aa gaya to )
3:- News paper (poochne ke liye)
4:- Torch (Kahin Der Ho gayi ya Raat ho gayi to )
5:- Map or navigator mobile (Agar aao Jungle main kho Gaye to Don't say" mujhe is jungle se bachaaoooo" koi nahi aayega ... use your map or navigator )
5 Reasons Why Gals usually dun wanna marry a Army Officer :
2)Bed pe bhi hamesha Attention Attention karta rahega..Aur Kuch nahi...
3)Cz Merchant Navy K Officers ki salary zyaada hoti hai..
4)World war hogi tabhi "Shoot" karega..Usse pehle nahi...
5)Cz 4 mnthz Patni se door rahega army peeps k saath toh Gay banne ki Probabilty increase ho jaayegi..
let's stick to basics.
1) wash your face.
2) do brush.
3) go to toilet.
4) take bath.
5) take breakfast.
P.S.: in today's fast life, we forgot the basic things. follow it & stay healthy.
Five Things Girls Cant Stand ...
1. Guys who runs miles away wen raise the topic of commitment.
2. Guys who use after-shave like bath water..whc is worse dan body odour
3. Guys, who keeps us waitin...isnt that our side of the deal ?
4. Guys, who pretend that they cant stand it when we gossip, but end up doing themselves.
5. Guys, who flirt with other girls in our presence ..err..ntn is more flatering than undivided attention.
Five Things Guys Hate .....
1. Girls who fish for compliments.
2 Girls who cry for every lil thing possible and expect them to guess why thy're feeling low..
3. The way girls yawn when talk abt cricket or heavy metal and scream when guys yawn during their girlish talk.
4 Girls when they think Hirtik making faces cute and guys doing same is embarssing
5.Girls who giggle at everything guys say..especialy when its not meant to be a Joke...
5 things not to tell in a bar
1. ek glass pani dena!
2. aa Vodka kya hotha hain?
3. Veg noodles la na pls!
4. Bar Girls Kidhar hain?
5. (after drinking too much) mere paas paise nahi hain!
5 Things Proff usually say Durin lectures..
1)Cut the apple in2 2 halves..Take the bigger half..
2)Sssshh,Quiet Guyz...The Princi jus passed away...
3)Both of yew three,Meet me after the lec..
4)Take 5 cm wire of any length...
5)Why r yew late...??Say Yes or No..
Five things not to do in SCHOOL !!!
2. Break the window glass of your principal's office while playing in break...
3. Ask your patner during maths period -- Kuch samjh raha hai kya .. kya chalu hai?
4. Sit on last bench and draw some obscene things on table
5. Ask your games sir to help you write in sports thread of community
5 successful ways to irritate wrestlers!
2. Was it bear that made you this.
3. Your left breast is a little smaller than your right one....uhh...ya!
4. Hey wassup with your undies....look at your crack!
5. I have heard the bigger the wrestler, the smaller his that....ahem ahem!
5 thingz Engg Students usually say durin Lecture::
1)Sanjana ka Assignmnt 2 nd 3 tere paas hai kya...??
2)Attendance sheet kiss k paas hai...??
3)Mam ko kuch nahi aata...
4)Headz v go home..Tails we go home now...
5)Chapter kab khatam hua re...??
Five things to do before you DIE
1) Go for a diving experience in a ocean filled with sharks. Marte marte, sharks ke hi kaam aajaa
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2) Take a big loan and credit card and buy anything you always wanted to buy or you can buy. Marne ke baad paise chukaane nahi hote
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3) Go for Scuba or Sky diving. Marna to hai hi, to aish karte hue mar
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4) Walk nakedly on the road. Marte hue aadmi ko sharam kaisi? Upar se kissi ko pasand aa gaya to teri chaandi
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5) Last but not least, Read my above four points and do accordingly. Iske baad tumhara marna pakka.
Five thing Backbenchers do
1. Sleep in the class
2. Watch couples in front of them making out and saying "Yaar in logo ko kaise ye sab karne ko mil jata hai "
3. Couple sitting at the last bench - Hands exploring everywhere.
4. Playing ringtones as if to disturb the class
5. Then saying yes mam /sir when teacher says "Samajh aaya ???"
5 things you should not tell your girlfriend on turning up late on the date..!
2.Hey i am sorry , i was busy searching for a gift for you but could not decide so i came late and got nothing.
3.I didnt want to look as bad as you, so it took me time getting ready.
4.I was just trying to wipe of the lipstick marks your best friend gave me.
5.What we were supposed to meet at 4.30??? i thought 5.30!! pehle bolne ka na
5 Thingz nuh to say wen u r in2 Defaulter::
1)I was late,So watchman din let me in..
2)I fuhgot the Icard..So went back home...
3)Utsav{Fests} k marketing nd Publicity mein bizi tha...
4)Uss Mam ko sikhaane ko hi nahi aata..toh baith k no use....
5)Kitna bharna padega..Seedha Seedha Bolo...
5 things not to say to superman
2. My girlfriend name starts from 'S' remove that S from your shirt
3. Why do you always save pretty girls ? what about the ugly ones?
4. Batman has his own PHANTOM car .. what do you have (Tere paas kya hai )
5. Why so you were your underwear outside your pants ?
5 things you can say while being caught pee-ing (toilet ) on a public place
2.) " abey kya dekh raha hai ?? ghar main bap-bhai nahi hai kya ?? .... bhagwan ne diya nahi kya??" * 377 ke bad halat bade kharab ho gaye hain *
3.) " yar mujhe gardner banana tha bachpan se ..... bapu ne bnane nahi diya ....... and the thing i love the most was watering the plants ( so, apna sapna poora kar raha hoon) "
4.) "kya mast bricks use ki hain deewar banane main .....sexy paint as well.... asian paints + abc bricks = sexy combination "
5.) "kya sala roj ghar main pee karta hai ....... arey aaj bahar kar ke dekh ......nazara aa jata hai .... aaja tu bhi side main lag ja ....suduko khelte hain "
Five HOT news..
2) Mayawati gtng married to Arnold Schwarzenegger. All bach are Invited!
3) Penguins were seen in Sri-Lanka taking sun-bath.
4) ab is community main koi bhi thread delete nahi hoga...
5) Is baar se Holi ko "GABBAR jayanti" ke naam se jana jaega.!
sholey ke dialogues ki band bajane ki trying
phun task ek
Cool one liner to say to a girl
Places where u shud not date a girl
5 things to do watching d movie blue
1]throw blurberry squash and shoutt blueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
2]sing chiggy wiggy out load
3]neva expect that somthing mysterious is going to happen in d 2nd half
4]after watching d movie neva again recommend anyone to watch it
5]ppl who couldnt get d tickets donn worry iam sure u did somthing good in ur last janam.wait for d movie to b telacasted on sony/star or colours
five things you should never say if you call 100
2. hi. whats up? :P
3. do you think if i call 911 they will reach faster?
4. im out of balance. gimme a call back
5. please meri maths problem solve kar do na... they cant even if they wished to
Five excuses if your zipper is open
1. "Oh, maine bag ki zip band ki aur iski bhul gaya."
2. "Arre aaj kinni garmi hai " band karte huye
3. "Mai to dekh raha tha ki hw much you notice things around you. You are great "
4. "Arre sabko bahar ki duniya dekhne ka haq hai "
5. "Bas yahi sab dekho tum. Aur koi kaam nahi hai. Thank God ! Em wearing undies." Thinks "Thank god".
5 things not to tell in police station
2. gun rent mein mil saktha hain kya?
3. ek case per kitna miltha hain?
4. bin laden mere mama hain
5. mera bhai kasab kahaan hai?
5 Famous dialogues after yew get outta ur Xam Hall ::
2)Accha,ye aisa likhna tha kya..Ohh Shittt...Beep..Beep..
3)Ye Subject ka reference Book kaunsa tha...??
4)Tuitions k Sir ne toh kuch aur bataya tha naa...??
5)40 paasin hai naa.....Mujhe sirf 37 aa raha hai..Beep Beep..
5 things no1 is even bothered to listen ..
2) USA is short form for united states of America. wtf!
3) congrats!.. tumhe bhi angrezi aati hai..
4) useless, indeed... huh
5) DESHDROHI 2 coming! <<<<< constipated look!
things to say on a random telephone number
2.. hello mai Amitabh Bachchan Kaun Banega Crorepati se.
3.. i know what you did last summer
4.. ye wrong number hai kya?
5.. GUESS WHO?
5 things not to say to Rakhi Sawant!!
2. Your mom loves you right ?
3. Abhishek used you ? really in what sense ?
4. you don't look good dancing.. Try something different
5. MIKA still loves you he wants a kiss from you now
FIVE things never to say in front of a BHAI (Don)
2:- Bhai Chai lenge ya coffee ( abe desi loge ya angreji pooch )
3:- Hafta Ek saanth Du ya installment main.. (body single chahiye ya installment main)
4:- Bhai mere pass itne Paise nahi hain.. (kidneys to hain na )
5:- Bhai ye wale bank main robbery nahi karte hain wahaan security bahut hai..(Ab tu batak "duck" ke bacche ko tairna"swimming" shikhayega )
5 Things that Fat people do.
4: When they go out for dinner they order butter chicken,chicket biryani,chicken tikka
5 things not to say at the bigg boss house!
2. Meri naukrani italy se aai hai!
3. Ye bigg boss house ke property paper kaun rakhta hoga?
4. Chal diwal phang ke chalte hain.
5. Ha, that voice of bigg boss is of Keshto Mukherjee!
5 things not to ask from YOUR PARENTS..
2) Mujhe paida kerne ke pehle permission li thi?
3) Mujhe DOCTOR uncle ne 1st OCT ko kyun nikal diya 2nd ko nikalte to mein bhi GANDHI banta!
4) Agar aap mere DAD ho to BAPU kaun the?
5) Agar aap meri MOM hai to MOTHER TERESA kaun hai?
5 songs to cheer up your depressed girlfriend
2) sarkaaye lo khatiyaa jada lage...conditions applied...
3) any himesh reshamiya song
4) dil mein ho tummmmmm...aankho mein tummm....typical Bappi lehri isshtyle...
5) chances are that after listening these four songs she may dump you also...so dedicate the fifth song to yourself...
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