Five things not to say to your parents when your caught watching porn

1. I am sorry mom dad but i have grown up now (and get a tight slap)

2. We have sex education in school i m just researching on it ..

3. Daddy i found this CD in your cupboard.

4. OH!! so this is how i was born .

5. I Bought this CD from an old poor person , i was just trying to help him with some cash

5 things not to tell with SRK

1.Are you KRK?
2.Tum,Salman aur Aamir khan bhai ho na?
3.Karan Johar is your bf rite?
4.chalo khele Dus ka Dum.
5.hmmmmmmm * SRK STYLE*

5 things when you caught while peeing in public:

Five things which you never ever should do while on a date

* Directors of KRK's movies will be putting foreign models in their movies so that they can get KRK to work for free.

* Big Boss-Drohi to release next year, featuring the exploitation of rich people in big boss.

* And now he is out so he can give amitabh a role in Desh drohi 2

* Will make sure no one sees him going into his rented flat in Lokhandwala.

* Will be cleaning all the clothes he has taken to big boss.

1. As he has no other clothes left. Coz thats all wht he has.

2. No money to buy new ones (big Boss kahan jeete )

My Sweethearts and their beloved brothers,
Here I try to describe our MTV babes a bit further.
Do forgive if I forget to mention anyone,
Don’t worry there’s always a scope to add another one Done
.

Starting with a few forgotten faces,
Who are now, found at other bases.
“Toniya” is one sweet innocent girl,
No matter how hard you try, she would never furl.
.

“Pooja” a hot and spicy maiden,
With her around, Community is always laden.
“Raina” a sweetheart with brain,
Debate and find all your arguments stand in-vain.
.

“Stuti” the so called wannabe superhero,
Pawns all lamers and makes them feel zero
“Priyanka” A delhi kudi and sweet honey,
Together, our discussions use to be quiet funny.
.
“Meethi” the tarot Reader is always on feud,
Whatever happens she is never Rude
“Bhavu” the gal from Hyd is always so kool,
Challenges anyone if can defeat her in pool
.
“Vibha” a workaholic sweetheart,
Friendly and caring girl with a big-big heart.
“Reshu” a bomb-shell with multi aptitude,
Sweet, Charming, Intellectual, Good-looking, and honey with a hint of attitude.
.
“Madhvi” a cheerful kiddo,
Smile and make others smile, seems to be her motto.
“Sanjna” a lovely stranger,
Don’t know much, should try next on her.
.
“Anky” What a Adorable creature is she,
Fight with her and she go with a HEEEEEE
With “Prachi” talks like she is so much on the run,
With her RBG was so much fun
.
“Shikha” is cute yet so much dumb,
Fight with her,she will leave you Numb
“Parul” carries an affectionate charm,
Is the master of all 60 sec program
“Jelo” is the queen in the Ace,
Make fun of Darwin and she would scratch your Face
.
“Shriya” the kiddo is comm’s youngest,
A bright Student always tops her tests
At last “Anvy” would prove to be your besty,
Only when you write her something nice in testi(monial)
.

Smiling at my own creation above,
“Hit me if u gals want to, but kindly do it with Love”

Frnds

Cheers!!!

These all unforgettable moments are happened only before 3 months, while we were enjoying the last days in hostel during my college life. As usual, there is gang of friends, and 8 members in our gang. One happiest thing about our gang is that we all got best friends with in the group itself that is among these 8 people, we counts as 4 pairs of best friends. Our gang members are chinnu-minnu1 (I am minnu here), mammu-chinthu, tinku-minnu2 (this gal minnu 2 usually fights with me for the 1'st ranking, but all others never give a chance to take that position), and last sachu-dundu. We all celebrate, cracks, fights, teases, consoles and all. Even we fights 5 times per day, we never left to be in fight, and we will solve the problems soon after each fight. The most wonderful thing is that each and every one in our group is perfect for all activities.

Before 3 months, during our course viva time, there are only a few people staying our hostel at that time, and from our gang we 5 people only there. Me, tinku, chinthu, sachu, and mammus. As we got viva on next day we were struggling with all books from first year to 4’Th year. Actually nothing more based on those books is going on, except our crazy pranks on those materials. Around 1 pm we stopped our sleep over books and moved to bed. In my room me, chinthu and tinku, and on next room sachu and mammus only. After getting in to bed we were watching some movie songs for half an hour, and after that i went to take some water from cooler, with out even put on the lights. After coming back it was around 1.45 and we were trying to sleep off since we have viva on next day morning itself. After getting in to bed again we protected ourselves from those freely music providing mosquitoes by using blanket. 5 minutes later i heard the sound of sneezing someone. I thought chinthu got cold from morning itself, so it may be she, and after that it was hardly sneezing again. After 2 minutes, tinku asked me, what happened minnu, why you are crying?? I said, what you are saying girl, its chinthu sneezing because of cold. At the same time chinthu turned towards me and asked you got mad or what, i thought that’s you were sneezing and you got cold, and i was going to take some balms for you. So we understood, it is none of them making that sound, but we still hearing that sound with in a small interval. They really got scared, but i was little bit better, so i told them its OK, leave it. After some time again the same sound, at this time i thought that is mammus s making this sound from out, so i told them, let us keep silence and sleep off, otherwise if she came to know we got scared she will surely make fun of us. They agreed and we tried to sleep. Next time when we again heard the sound and tinku really trembled this time. So she gave a miss call to sachu, and she came to our room from half sleep, we told them what and all happened, she told, nothing will be like that, you are just feeling so, and you people pray well and sleep. She taken those prayer books and all and given to us. After she went out, i also understood that, that is not mammus doing all these. So I also got scare this time. After this, tinku and chinthu covered all over the body with blanket, and even put cottons on their ears. After one minute later I heard the sneezing sound in very low voice as if some one trying to control their breathe. We all imagine this sound as some one hardly breathing from next near terrace of our room, and thinking that some one from outside came to our terrace, and since the terrace is in third floor, he can't breathe properly. That is why making sounds like that. By the way when we heard the sound next, we blast off our all fear, and ran away from room by shouting loudly. It’s around 2.15 at that time. All of our hostel mates got up from deep sleep, and crowded in next room. We informed our warden, and security uncle. He searched all over there, he also informed other securities in college, and they also came to hostel and start searching. After all, they couldn't find anything and they went off by consolidating us. They told us, don't worry, go and sleep, we are here to look after you and all.

We went to bed again around 3.20, bt none of us couldn't sleep. First me and tinku put two beds together and lie down, 5 minutes later mammus also come between us, and with in 15 minutes chinthu and sachu also came to bed. Thus we 5 peoples were together on those 2 beds, actually only two peoples could lie on those single beds at a time, but only God knows how we 5 were lying down there, by keeping a space for another 6'th person. We were actually not making any sound, and analyzing each and every voice from outside, we could even say which vehicle is moving through where, which creature is making the sound. We all made research on these all topics and if we got a chance to show our knowledge in front of any reputed person at that time, damn sure they will give us PhD in those topics. I am not even remembering at what time i slept off.

Tomorrow morning around 6.30 we all got up and with out even opening books for that day's viva, we went to do more investigations on the things happened on previous day. We didn't get any more details, and left off those all, then continues the grapples with books. At the break fast time, we switch on the fan because food was too hot, and we don't have time to wait a long. After switch on fan, we again heard yesterday's sound again and shocked for a moment. After some moments we start to search its source and finally we find out the scary character of previous day. That was a huge balloon in our room, as it we placed there before 2 days, it start to shrink, by leaving air through small hole. And when we switch on fan it start to scratch on the wall, these both sounds gave an effect of sneezing and breathing hardly during silent mid nights

Climax of the story is that our gang got a new label at the last moment and it was ' scary balloon girls' and along with the many stories published on coming days. What ever this given the funniest moments of college life to each of us now.

The Fantastic Four - The Fake Destoyers! B-)

This is a thread completely dedicated to the team FD; Ragha, Simran, Nirmalya and Neeraj. No offence is meant to anyone! And still if anyone is offended by it, trust me, 'tis not our fault. Go, get yourself a life. And work on your humor, or, try to remember about the last time you had a laugh, you n00b! 

The initiative taken by them is completely fantabulous and deserves a mention in the community. Thus, this Article!

PS: If you're smelling sarcasm here, go to a doctor; Or, a psychiatrist! We can't help that!

PPS: Arjit and Devashish, here!

Introduction:
Concept inspired by:
Credits: Devashish

This is, for sure, not at all, pwn the Team FD thread. Team FD, a new and a revolutionizing term on Boddunan! They consist of our dear lovable brotherhood, Raghavendra who is loved by everyone. Er, I mean everyone except Chintan! ; Neeraj who loves to copy his posts again and again until anyone replies back to his posts! No, I mean, seriously; One should have guts to do that ; Simran - Er, no, not Ragha's sister. We're
talking about Simrandeep, our Punjabi bind-ass banda, and someone unknown Nirmalya! :| A fake profile in Team FD? WTF? And a visiting member, "Sanjana" - yeah, the one who used to create genuine threads. No, this is not the effect of Abhinav's lame threads on her! We are still wondering why is she here!?!? :|

And yes, we the community members, are "deewane and mastane" about team fd! Mwah!

And now, something just and just about them!

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1. Their THEME SONG!
2. Their conversation with Webbie, Fake Webbie and themselves!
3. What if you're stuck in a lift with Team FD? =))

The THEME SONG! :)

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When community was in trouble, and there were a lot of fake bubbles..
Arose from the nowhere some gladiators who brought fakes in trouble!

We are neeraj, nirmalya, simran, Ragha..
We're stronger than the jungle's "Bagha!"

When the community was in problem,
and our Webbie was in trouble..
They arose and kicked butt's of fake people;
'cause they are THE FAKE DESTOYERSSSSSSSSS!

Making a team of four..
we will remove fakes from the core!

They're the fake destroyers..
They're smart as the lawyers!

They're the fake destroyers..
And they're Webbie's employers!

Stuck in a lift with the TEAM FD!

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1) Make different voices saying “I am webbie, I am webbie”, they’ll get confused and will start shooting in air!
2) Start emphasizing on words which have no importance in the statement, You might get to impress ragha!
3) Ask them to report abuse your crush’s boyfriend. Just tell them he recently changed his name else it was “MTV” before. In
overexcitement they might even do it
4) Wear a mask saying “AN JALI KYA ANJALI KYA”, 1 of the destroyers will definitely say it wasn’t me it wasn’t me.
5) Ask about the pamphlet regarding the fake awareness they were going to create.
6) Tell them that the webmaster whom they had encountered was a fake.
7) Be emotional and cry over the fact that they will kill your friends in a short while!
8) Tell them that after getting those fake profiles deleted, urge orkut to enable anonymous postings, so that they’d know that anonymous is doing all
this!
9) Urge them to launch a orkut wide campaign to remove the fake profile
10) Take care coz you might witness a suicide as afterall they themselves are a fake profile!
11) Tell them that the fakes are the "mastane and deewane" of the TEAM FD and BOOM! =))

A conversation of the "Fake Destroyers" !

Ragha: Hey fakies, come here, I'm here with my sword given to me by Respected Webbie, bro!
Simran: I second Ragha, bro. Thank you!
Neeraj: I want someone to notice me!
Fake Webbie:*Bwaahhahahahahaha!* What do you want Team FD?
Nirmalya: I want everyone to know me the way they know you! :(
Webbie: Yes yes, this is the fake Webbie. Pwn them Team FD!
Ragha: Yes my lord. Don't worry. We will make them pwn you!
Simran: Sorry Webbie, lord. Ragha means he will make the fakes pwn us!
Neeraj: I'm also here. Someone notice me! Please!
*Neeraj types in RBG font!*
Webbie: WTF!? What do you guys actually want to do?
Nirmalya: Nothing Webbie, bro. We want to pwn! (Be Pwnd by the fakes! )

Ragha: Bro, I will irritate them by my RBG colour trivia. And they'll run away!
Webbie: *In low tone* - The way I also run away! :P
Simran: Dear fake webmaster, kindly be prepared. I am going to pwn you!
Neeraj: Huh? No one pays attention towards me. I'll create a thread about "Jammy!"
Nirmalya: Ragha bro, I've an idea to pwn these fakes! ;-)
Ragha & Simran bro: Speak up, sir.
Webbie: I too have an idea!
Everyone: SPEAK SIR!
Webbie: Ragha, why don't you write an IFM on the fake webmaster?
MODs: Chief, we want to pwn the fake webmaster. We're not interested in self pwnage!
Fake Webbie: *Gulp*, Tickrs by Ragha! NO WAY! Forgive me, Webbie!

Ragha: Dear fake Webmaster, do not worry. I will not write horrible Tickrs on you. My fake lord, I promise!
Nirmalya: Yes, we're your fake "diwane and mastane!"
Simran *sings*: Deewane mastane ham hain tumhare hamare bhi fake Webbie!
Neeraj: Yeah yeah. *Cp's post again!*

Webbie: I accept my defeat team Fake Fd!
Fake Webbie: I too accept my defeat. These people are just too much!

*Runs and deletes his account*

We're done with this!

In the end, I would like to thank Team FD for taking such an initiative and working for all of us, and specially our Webbie. And special mention to Devashish for thinking about this concept!

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PS: Yes, this is OUR way of entertaining you. Love us, or, hate us! You've to bear us! =))

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Arjit