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Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

G. K. Ajmani Tax consultant
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"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

~~~Socrates

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
- W. C. Fields :)

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally."

From the Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
- W. C. Fields :)

No sound in this world can be more louder than silence. If someone cannot understand your silence, they can never understand your words !
“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

~~Benjamin Franklin

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
- W. C. Fields :)

"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."

- David Bissonette

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
- W. C. Fields :)

Life is tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, nothing signifying.

Shakesphere.

@kalyani

why duck smiley for david?
There is always sometthings to be happy about..
i does not get the first quoto can you explin it after that rest are very interesting.
great humour quotes. Nice to know. thank you for sharing.

Slow and Steady Wins the Race.

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