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Some humourous quotes:

"Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!"

"I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash."

"When small we used to cry, even if we don't have tensions. Growing up, we learnt to laugh even if we have tensions"

Another popular one
"Who said nothing is impossible? I have been doing nothing for years now."

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Thanks a lot Chinmoy for your encouraging words..
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"Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back."
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"An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be"
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No comment from the doctor? ..I suppose he will tell that "the glass is full of germs".!!
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"I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife."
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A good one from Kumaresh! Rest assured his wife would steal it from the thief once again!!!
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HA HA HA!!! :laugh: ...
I am more worried and scared if thief would gift it to his wife... :silly: :silly: :woohoo: :woohoo:
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"Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning."
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A great one! So heaven is the source of so many things!!!
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"IT IS THE THINGS IN COMMON THAT MAKES RELATIONSHIP ENJOYABLE...
BUT IT IS THE LITTLE DIFFERENCES THAT MAKES THEM INTRESTING..."
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"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world"
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The financial situation at the moment is so bad that women are now marrying for love.. :P :P

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If you likes me, raise your hand...If not, raise your standards.. ;)
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"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul."
-George Bernard Shaw
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Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes..
That way when you criticise them..
You are a mile way and you have their shoes..
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An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. ~William Castle
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Definition of tears: It is the hydraulic force with which the masculine will power is defeated.
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