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    Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
    A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
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    A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
    Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
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    Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
    Banta: Me too, after u leave.
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    Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
    The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
    Santa: I think I'll take the money.
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    Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
    Santa: Hai.
    Frog: Nahin hai.
    Santa: Hai.
    Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
    Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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    Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
    The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du?
    Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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    Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.
    Guess what did he ask next...
    Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
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    Santa:Q: Why dogs don't marry? BantaA: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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    Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
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    Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
    Santa: Very long!
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