Two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was a-salted, what a pitty.

suni51 wrote:

Two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was a-salted, what a pitty.

GOOD ONE

ok now see this, Do you know why selling of mango is considered as a humble profession, or a innocent and nice job

answer:-- because it is sold by AAM AADMI 

At one point of time recently I thought I would carry a torch, I thought being heavy (sad) I will bear the light. But my CELLS failed. My horses broke the ropes and ran away.

Hahah they are al funny...

Q. What the orange say to the banana?

Ans. "Why are you so a-kela?"  

Q.What did the milk carton say to another? 

And. 'Whatsup doodh' 

Q.What is India's favourite cheese??

Ans Insaniyat

Here is one from me.

 A Cowherd dyes hundred times everyday,

In Mumbaia Hindi " Car mein carela kha key kya carela hai"

Q: Who is behind this Oxidant ?

A: Yet to be Defected.

With the rising price of pulses , my pulse rate is also rising

 Teacher: There are many spelling Mystics, corrupt them