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Question which never gets answer 'Yes'

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If you ask this question to a person, you can never get answer 'Yes', if it is true. What is that question? :)

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The question that is going to invite trouble with both 'yes' or 'no' is : Have you stopped drinking?


This is also not the answer. :laugh:
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well when I ask my husband to go for shopping the answer is never yes........ :(
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well when I ask my husband to go for shopping the answer is never yes........ :(



Really funny answer. Let others also say such funny answers. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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One more question

Can Cock give egg like Hen? I think your answer will be no .....
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yes it is ,red is black

how?

when we dont obey traffic rules and a bike overides the signal red, then death is certain....

when we show red cloth to a charging bull, then death is certain

when a married man comes home with red lipstick on his cheek,then black eye is certain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If the question is ,"Do you want to die?"
The answer will be no.
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Ram prosad

There are many individuals who want to die in order to escape from their troubles...
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Yes Ram Swetha is right. There are lot of sucide happen India daily so lot of people want to die.
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well another question is that when you ask your boss, " will i get a hike this time"....

the usual answer would be..." i will see what can be done about it"....but never 'yes'.
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Can Swetha's birthday be changed to 5th February!!

Can relativity be made absolute?

Can we put a square peg in a round hole?
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well another question is that when you ask your boss, " will i get a hike this time"....

the usual answer would be..." i will see what can be done about it"....but never 'yes'.


Smriti...I think you are going to kill your boss if he don't give you a salary hike.
Can you give me his id? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Can Swetha's birthday be changed to 5th February!!

Can relativity be made absolute?

Can we put a square peg in a round hole?


My wedding anniversary is on Feb 5th- 6 wonderful years of being together :P

I think, this thread is going to be a nice one.
Only Kalyaniji came with a logical answer.

It is a very very easy question yaar. Try. You will get today itself.
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I think in the entire world our India will come first in suicide cases.
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Will it ever get any???
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Chinmoyji,
I will give you a hint. It is in one of the threads you post most recently. :laugh:
I thought, you will answer it after posting that thread. But you didn't :laugh:
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