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Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it

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Q. What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?
A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit)
(Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet?)

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A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."
The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"

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This is a good one to follow the following previously submitted joke.
A: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
B: No idea. (No Eye Deer.)

A: What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?
B: Still no idea.

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A: Meet my new born brother.
B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name?
A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says.

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Q: When does the (English) alphabet have only 25 letters?
A: At Christmas time, because it is the time of Noel.

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Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
A: An envelope.

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Q: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
A: Wet.

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Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A: A stick.

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Q: Where do you find giant snails?
A: On the ends of their fingers.
(Giants' nails.)

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