Playing On Words...

Another favorite one of mine

A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice. Intrigued, the young man asked if he could be allowed to work the machine, but his request was denied. Said the store manager, "Sorry, kid, but baggers can't be juicers."

Two robins are lying on their backs, soaking up some sun.

A Mama cat and her kitten come walking by.
The kitten complains, "Mama, I'm sooo hungry, what can we eat?"
The Mama cat, spying the 2 birds replies, "How about some baskin' robins?" :laugh: :laugh:

A fun word play...

1, How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

2,A cartoonist was found dead in his home - Details are sketchy.

3,I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

4,They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

5,I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

6,I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

7,What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

and

8, Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

Really very hilarious play on words! Especially the Typo-O bit!! :laugh:

Here's another hilarious one:

A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice. Intrigued, the young man asked if he could be allowed to work the machine, but his request was denied. Said the store manager, "Sorry, kid, but baggers can't be juicers." :laugh: :laugh:

A fun word play...

1, How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

2,A cartoonist was found dead in his home - Details are sketchy.

3,I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

4,They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

5,I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

6,I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

7,What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

and

8, Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

hahahaha...i like the lost interest one...hahahah

your post made my day....i am still laughing!

This post reminds me of few words " Found missing , same difference, pretty ugly, original copies" hahahahahahahaha

a few more...

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Velcro - what a rip off! :huh:

Kneaded a dough is classic. This reminds me of that marvelous feature "Picturesque Speech" In the RD

Wow...Rambabu gaaru, you read RD? I really love reading especially the 'Laughter the best medicine' ' jokes at work' and all that!!!!

Really very hilarious play on words! Especially the Typo-O bit!! :laugh:

Here's another hilarious one:

A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice. Intrigued, the young man asked if he could be allowed to work the machine, but his request was denied. Said the store manager, "Sorry, kid, but baggers can't be juicers." :laugh: :laugh:

• I stepped on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer
• Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
• A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

Really very hilarious play on words! Especially the Typo-O bit!! :laugh:

Here's another hilarious one:

A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice. Intrigued, the young man asked if he could be allowed to work the machine, but his request was denied. Said the store manager, "Sorry, kid, but baggers can't be juicers." :laugh: :laugh:

Hahahha... that was very good indeed.

I guess we have mistakes like the one article usha ji had shared with us ( does Indians have humor? article)

some more stacked in my mind:

• I stepped on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer
• Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
• A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

my favourite one:
"It is possible to have a conjunction between two conjunctions or two prepositions such as with and and, and and and, and and and along with without breaking the rules of grammar."

a few more...

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Velcro - what a rip off! :huh:

Kneaded a dough is classic. This reminds me of that marvelous feature "Picturesque Speech" In the RD

Wow...Rambabu gaaru, you read RD? I really love reading especially the 'Laughter the best medicine' ' jokes at work' and all that!!!!

"All in a Day's work", "Humour in uniform" are my favorite features in Readers Digest. Yes i'm a regular visitor to their website too

a few more...

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Velcro - what a rip off! :huh:

Kneaded a dough is classic. This reminds me of that marvelous feature "Picturesque Speech" In the RD

Wow...Rambabu gaaru, you read RD? I really love reading especially the 'Laughter the best medicine' ' jokes at work' and all that!!!!

"All in a Day's work", "Humour in uniform" are my favorite features in Readers Digest. Yes i'm a regular visitor to their website too

Even life is like that is very amusing and come up with some very humorous real life incidents....Readers digest has lost its previous stature but it is still better than most ,magazines...

A fun word play...

1, How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

2,A cartoonist was found dead in his home - Details are sketchy.

3,I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

4,They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

5,I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

6,I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

7,What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

and

8, Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

A fun word play...

1, How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

2,A cartoonist was found dead in his home - Details are sketchy.

3,I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

4,They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

5,I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

6,I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

7,What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

and

8, Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

Wonderful sentences indeed ... couldn't stop laughing especially the 7 one is great.

a few more...

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Velcro - what a rip off! :huh:

Kneaded a dough is classic. This reminds me of that marvelous feature "Picturesque Speech" In the RD

Wow...Rambabu gaaru, you read RD? I really love reading especially the 'Laughter the best medicine' ' jokes at work' and all that!!!!

"All in a Day's work", "Humour in uniform" are my favorite features in Readers Digest. Yes i'm a regular visitor to their website too

Even life is like that is very amusing and come up with some very humorous real life incidents....Readers digest has lost its previous stature but it is still better than most ,magazines...

Yes, RD lost its sheen compared to early days. Still,it has its own uniqueness. I'm an addict to RD

@ sunil......England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.-


LOL :cheer: adding more in the same category ..

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pee soup!

I bet the butcher $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."