a few more...

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Velcro - what a rip off! :huh:

Kneaded a dough is classic. This reminds me of that marvelous feature "Picturesque Speech" In the RD

Wow...Rambabu gaaru, you read RD? I really love reading especially the 'Laughter the best medicine' ' jokes at work' and all that!!!!

"All in a Day's work", "Humour in uniform" are my favorite features in Readers Digest. Yes i'm a regular visitor to their website too

Even life is like that is very amusing and come up with some very humorous real life incidents....Readers digest has lost its previous stature but it is still better than most ,magazines...

A fun word play...

1, How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

2,A cartoonist was found dead in his home - Details are sketchy.

3,I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

4,They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

5,I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

6,I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

7,What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

and

8, Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

A fun word play...

1, How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

2,A cartoonist was found dead in his home - Details are sketchy.

3,I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

4,They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

5,I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

6,I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

7,What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

and

8, Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

Wonderful sentences indeed ... couldn't stop laughing especially the 7 one is great.

a few more...

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Velcro - what a rip off! :huh:

Kneaded a dough is classic. This reminds me of that marvelous feature "Picturesque Speech" In the RD

Wow...Rambabu gaaru, you read RD? I really love reading especially the 'Laughter the best medicine' ' jokes at work' and all that!!!!

"All in a Day's work", "Humour in uniform" are my favorite features in Readers Digest. Yes i'm a regular visitor to their website too

Even life is like that is very amusing and come up with some very humorous real life incidents....Readers digest has lost its previous stature but it is still better than most ,magazines...

Yes, RD lost its sheen compared to early days. Still,it has its own uniqueness. I'm an addict to RD

@ sunil......England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.-


LOL :cheer: adding more in the same category ..

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pee soup!

I bet the butcher $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."