Lawyer;"How many female friends
do you have?"
De-graft;"To be frank,
I have many, but to me
she was very unique."
Lawyer;"Did you sleep
with her?"
Defendant;"Objection, my colleague
is prying into my client's privacy."
Judge;"Objection overruled, you may
continue with your question."
Lawyer;" De-graft, I repeat,
did you sleep with her?"
De-graft;"No. She was a very good
girl and I respected her. I did not
want to take away her innocence."
Lawyer;" That it what you
all say, but I say you're lying!"
De-graft;"If you think so,
you can ask her yourself,
I know that even though
she persecutes me..."
Judge;"Just answer the questions
and stop adding remarks!"
Lawyer;"Is it true that you
liked one of her friends?
De-graft;"Me? and what is this
so-called friend's name?"
Judge; "Will you stop being
damn sarcastic?"
De-graft;"To be honest, I did,
but I did not approach her
because I loved her friend
dearly and wanted to stay with her."
Lawyer;"De-graft, you are a very
good liar. Your X's friend bears
witness to the fact that you
were making passes at her
in church."
De-graft;"Yes, but not all
the time, like I told you,
I had some affection for her
but didn't encourage
because I didn't want to
break my X's heart."
Lawyer;" Who was your
closest female friend?"
De-graft;"I have a lot
of close female friends."
Lawyer;" You mean girlfriends?"
De-graft;"No, not girlfriends. Just
friends that are female."
(court laughs)
(Lawyer smiles with glee)
Lawyer;"How many times
did your X's friend visit
you at home?"
(I reply in anger)
De-graft;"It is none of
your freaking concern."
Judge;"Watch your tongue,
gentleman or you shall be
loaded with more charges!"
De-graft;"She visited me
scarcely. Upon the time
when I was with her friend
she visited me twice. She was
very loyal to her friend, I must say."
Lawyer;"Aha! Very typical
to give a compliment about
someone you don't like!"
(Sarcasm)
De-graft;"Stupid lawyer!
I said I liked her but
did not act upon my feelings."
Judge;"Gentleman, I will
ask you to watch your tongue
for the last time!"
Defendant;" Your lordship,
my colleague is asking
unnecessary questions,
let us go straight to the point."
Lawyer;"Ask necessary questions
like what, like how your wig stinks?"
Judge;"ORDER! I will not
have anymore of this insolence!"
Both lawyers; "I apologize your lordship."
By Kakraba Afful
(I laugh hoarsely and murmur
to myself)
"His wig doesn't stink, it
just releases an unwholesome
stench. Foolish defendant,
serves you right for your poor
defence. Hahaha!"
(Judge stares at me, I clear my throat)
De-graft;"MMM!"
Lawyer;"Shall we also call, De-graft's
X's brother to the platform, your lordship."
Judge;"Permission granted."
(Stupid lawyer sits down my
oblivious lawyer (defendant) rises
to ask that brute questions)
Defendant;" May I ask,
why did you threaten De-graft?"
X's brother; " They had been
in a relationship for too long
and she was also disturbing
my sleep with phone calls."
Defendant;" How regular
were the phone calls?"
X's brother; "Nonsensically
regular, but it was she
who called him, because
he didn't have a phone
at the time."
De-graft; "I promised to
call her after I had a phone
the following year and you
didn't allow me to fulfill
the..."
Judge;" Shut up! Your would-have-been
in-law is talking."
(court laughs)
X's brother;" You were taking
advantage of her.
De-graft; " ME? I would
never do anything like that
to hurt your sister."
X's brother;" Big liar, have you
forgotten I was your senior in
high school?"
De-graft;"Yes and you were
the most magnificent womanizer
that ever lived!"
(court laughs vehemently)
Judge;"ORDER! ORDER!
De-graft, you getting irksome!"
De-graft;"Your lordship,
I very well, know that,
if you were in my position,
you would keep quiet
and allow me to fight
for her love!"
By Kakraba Afful
then he stabbed me
with these words;
"De-graft Afful, you are hereby
convicted with painful tears,
and sentenced with heartbreak,
and an additional sadness
in amore prison for repulsive
attitude in court!"
My eyes closed upon the
world, that foolish judge
called destiny, he didn't
understand that my heart
was racing after the very
honey that persecuted me
Then sadness came,
the cop
and chained me with limitation,
there was a dry taste
in my mouth,
I had been defeated,
I wanted to hide myself from
the world,
and the wore the robe of insanity,
my head, dizzy in this painful reality
As saw her, leave the courtroom,
my glory,
I felt deep within me,
it was not her choice to
bring me to court,
that ballistic brother of hers,
she left with tears,
she tried to hide,
but my heart saw them,
it was solemn with a silence,
and my lips spread out
with a hopeful smile,
but looking at the door,
and the heavy sentence
I had to carry,
wounds began to form,
regret,
insecurity,
paranoia,
pain,
and the death of my soul,
I became...
a convict of the heart.
By Kakraba Afful
And I realised, that as
my lawyer sat there,
objecting only two or three
times, that she was pissed
at his cowardice
And pretended not to
look at the cross of a platform
which I mounted,
the citadel of my romantic crucifixion,
I pretty much knew that
she hated me,
and even if she did,
I wouldn't blame her,
because I was perpetually
ignored her for my own good
I misunderstood love,
I should have move on
with her in bravery
and consumed her brother's
valor with its fire,
but the foul disease of cowardice,
just froze me in fear,
I stood there,
TRYING TO AVOID TROUBLE,
when her hands slipped off mine
Then I knew
that if truely my heart sang
of her name, an energy
would have overtaken me,
to subvert her brother's authority,
and the whole world
might have known that indeed,
indeed, love had made me strong
so, if you're reading this...
learn the lesson from this story,
if you truly love someone,
do everything you can to protect them,
or you might lose them,
and I can assure you,
that might be the end of your life.
By Kakraba Afful
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