(I laugh hoarsely and murmur

to myself)

"His wig doesn't stink, it

just releases an unwholesome

stench. Foolish defendant,

serves you right for your poor

defence. Hahaha!"

(Judge stares at me, I clear my throat)

De-graft;"MMM!"

Lawyer;"Shall we also call, De-graft's

X's brother to the platform, your lordship."

Judge;"Permission granted."

(Stupid lawyer sits down my

oblivious lawyer (defendant) rises

to ask that brute questions)

Defendant;" May I ask,

why did you threaten De-graft?"

X's brother; " They had been

in a relationship for too long

and she was also disturbing

my sleep with phone calls."

Defendant;" How regular

were the phone calls?"

X's brother; "Nonsensically

regular, but it was she

who called him, because

he didn't have a phone

at the time."

De-graft; "I promised to

call her after I had a phone

the following year and you

didn't allow me to fulfill

the..."

Judge;" Shut up! Your would-have-been

in-law is talking."

(court laughs)

X's brother;" You were taking

advantage of her.

De-graft; " ME? I would

never do anything like that

to hurt your sister."

X's brother;" Big liar, have you

forgotten I was your senior in

high school?"

De-graft;"Yes and you were

the most magnificent womanizer

that ever lived!"

(court laughs vehemently)

Judge;"ORDER! ORDER!

De-graft, you getting irksome!"

De-graft;"Your lordship,

I very well, know that,

if you were in my position,

you would keep quiet

and allow me to fight

for her love!"

                                        By Kakraba Afful