(Lawyer smiles with glee)

Lawyer;"How many times

did your X's friend visit

you at home?"

(I reply in anger)

De-graft;"It is none of

your freaking concern."

Judge;"Watch your tongue,

gentleman or you shall be

loaded with more charges!"

De-graft;"She visited me

scarcely. Upon the time

when I was with her friend

she visited me twice. She was

very loyal to her friend, I must say."

Lawyer;"Aha! Very typical

to give a compliment about

someone you don't like!"

(Sarcasm)

De-graft;"Stupid lawyer!

I said I liked her but

did not act upon my feelings."

Judge;"Gentleman, I will

ask you to watch your tongue

for the last time!"

Defendant;" Your lordship,

my colleague is asking

unnecessary questions,

let us go straight to the point."

Lawyer;"Ask necessary questions

like what, like how your wig stinks?"

Judge;"ORDER! I will not

have anymore of this insolence!"

Both lawyers; "I apologize your lordship."

                                                                      By Kakraba Afful