(Lawyer smiles with glee)
Lawyer;"How many times
did your X's friend visit
you at home?"
(I reply in anger)
De-graft;"It is none of
your freaking concern."
Judge;"Watch your tongue,
gentleman or you shall be
loaded with more charges!"
De-graft;"She visited me
scarcely. Upon the time
when I was with her friend
she visited me twice. She was
very loyal to her friend, I must say."
Lawyer;"Aha! Very typical
to give a compliment about
someone you don't like!"
(Sarcasm)
De-graft;"Stupid lawyer!
I said I liked her but
did not act upon my feelings."
Judge;"Gentleman, I will
ask you to watch your tongue
for the last time!"
Defendant;" Your lordship,
my colleague is asking
unnecessary questions,
let us go straight to the point."
Lawyer;"Ask necessary questions
like what, like how your wig stinks?"
Judge;"ORDER! I will not
have anymore of this insolence!"
Both lawyers; "I apologize your lordship."
By Kakraba Afful