Lawyer;"How many female friends

do you have?"

De-graft;"To be frank,

I have many, but to me

she was very unique."

Lawyer;"Did you sleep

with her?"

Defendant;"Objection, my colleague

is prying into my client's privacy."

Judge;"Objection overruled, you may

continue with your question."

Lawyer;" De-graft, I repeat,

did you sleep with her?"

De-graft;"No. She was a very good

girl and I respected her. I did not

want to take away her innocence."

Lawyer;" That it what you

all say, but I say you're lying!"

De-graft;"If you think so,

you can ask her yourself,

I know that even though

she persecutes me..."

Judge;"Just answer the questions

and stop adding remarks!"

Lawyer;"Is it true that you

liked one of her friends?

De-graft;"Me? and what is this

so-called friend's name?"

Judge; "Will you stop being

damn sarcastic?"

De-graft;"To be honest, I did,

but I did not approach her

because I loved her friend

dearly and wanted to stay with her."

Lawyer;"De-graft, you are a very

good liar. Your X's friend bears

witness to the fact that you

were making passes at her

in church."

De-graft;"Yes, but not all

the time, like I told you,

I had some affection for her

but didn't encourage

because I didn't want to

break my X's heart."

Lawyer;" Who was your

closest female friend?"

De-graft;"I have a lot

of close female friends."

Lawyer;" You mean girlfriends?"

De-graft;"No, not girlfriends. Just

friends that are female."

(court laughs)