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Akash

47 1.03k 10.4k

14 years ago

#55699

There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.

Akash

47 1.03k 10.4k

14 years ago

#55700

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

Akash

47 1.03k 10.4k

14 years ago

#55701

Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

vijay

18 488 6.81k

14 years ago

#58071

@akash

you are good at jokes i guess.

its good habit 2 make other laugh

keep going.
:woohoo: :laugh: :woohoo: :laugh: :woohoo:

Kumaresh Gupta

100 3.55k 24.2k

14 years ago

#58331

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!

Son: That's why I say she's no good!

Software Engineers never die...They just go offline.

http://jokesthegreat.blogspot.com

Kalyani Nandurkar

258 14.6k 108.2k

14 years ago

#61561

A sign seen outside a gym:

"Merry Fitness and a Happy New Rear!" :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
- W. C. Fields :)

Mathi

28 432 2.42k

14 years ago

#61570

B)
No way, she has to surrender. Be careful with his husband,because he is ready to answer.

and second thing is she has to ask like this " I was not dreaming about book" give me the diamond,. :woohoo:

then husband will like: :ohmy:

Chant Hare krishna and be happy!!

Kumaresh Gupta

100 3.55k 24.2k

14 years ago

#61576

ha ha ha

very funny !!

Nice jokes!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Software Engineers never die...They just go offline.

http://jokesthegreat.blogspot.com

jasmeet singh

36 1.23k 25.3k

14 years ago

#61593

Legal voting age for boys-18,legal marrying age for boys-21.
What does it prove?.
It proves you need more experience to control a wife than a country...

Kalyani Nandurkar

258 14.6k 108.2k

14 years ago

#62090

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich.

He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn’t even pay for your sandwich!”

“Hey, man, I’m a PANDA!” the panda shouts back. “Look it up!”

The manager opens his dictionary and reads: “Panda: a tree-dwelling mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”
:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
- W. C. Fields :)

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