I am planning a coal agency!!

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Do you think that would be a profitable business or have I a better choice?? Suggest a more beneficial business. I want to be rich soon. How about starting a cricket betting business, please do not confuse with batting as I have stopped playing cricket long before. :laugh:

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If decision is already made, why are you asking we people? :cheer:
Just listen to your heart and proceed........put cotton on your ears....because we people may advise you....


No, no you are welcome to suggest me som thing better than coal otherwise I shall have to pick one of these tried and tested jobs. :evil: :evil: :evil: Come on make it fast, I shall give 5% to the one who suggests right one for me. :laugh: :laugh:


What about beverages in Kerala?
You didn't answer it :angry:


That is too small a job for my standard. You gotta see boozers in Punjab. 1 Patiyala peg is enough for a malayali for whole of his evening where as Punjabi starts with that. :evil: :evil:

Perhaps you won't get license here :laugh: :laugh:

here, quantity is more required than quality :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
So, you can easily serve people a lot by adding water.
Giving you simple tips for your business ;)


Suggest some thing big, I am jealous of those earning big without doing much but scams, Do we need licences to do a Ghotala. I am interested to do some thing like Harshad Mehta. :woohoo: :woohoo: :evil:

Don't ask me anything about Harshad mehta....I know that 1 crore rupees bribery only...I think it's related to share market, not beverages :evil: :evil: :evil:
Don't fool me, even if am bad in politics :angry: :angry:


No, I don't do or try which I am not capable of so you are safe. Don't fool me I can't do that. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I am looking for some thing big, to be rich overnight.
Then take a lottery and believe in yourself and your luck.
Then take a lottery and believe in yourself and your luck.


Can't you think some thing big?? Lottery is nothing I am planning to sell Red Fort and Taj Mahal. If they can sell coal mines and spectrum so cheap why can't I sell these two buildings??? :( :(
Then take a lottery and believe in yourself and your luck.


Can't you think some thing big?? Lottery is nothing I am planning to sell Red Fort and Taj Mahal. If they can sell coal mines and spectrum so cheap why can't I sell these two buildings??? :( :(


Why are you behind coal mines.....still now I can't understand why :angry:

Now, it's time for fishing big ones......spectrum, 2G, 3G,4G......10G :woohoo:
It sounds nice :evil:
Then take a lottery and believe in yourself and your luck.


Can't you think some thing big?? Lottery is nothing I am planning to sell Red Fort and Taj Mahal. If they can sell coal mines and spectrum so cheap why can't I sell these two buildings??? :( :(


Why are you behind coal mines.....still now I can't understand why :angry:

Now, it's time for fishing big ones......spectrum, 2G, 3G,4G......10G :woohoo:
It sounds nice :evil:


These are nothing compared to coal scam that has stopped every thing in our political circle. This is valued at 2 lakh crore for the time being.
Then take a lottery and believe in yourself and your luck.


Can't you think some thing big?? Lottery is nothing I am planning to sell Red Fort and Taj Mahal. If they can sell coal mines and spectrum so cheap why can't I sell these two buildings??? :( :(


Why are you behind coal mines.....still now I can't understand why :angry:

Now, it's time for fishing big ones......spectrum, 2G, 3G,4G......10G :woohoo:
It sounds nice :evil:


These are nothing compared to coal scam that has stopped every thing in our political circle. This is valued at 2 lakh crore for the time being.


You are saying about 2 lakh Crore. But do you know how many zeroes that number has? :whistle:
Just count and reply :sick:
Then take a lottery and believe in yourself and your luck.


Can't you think some thing big?? Lottery is nothing I am planning to sell Red Fort and Taj Mahal. If they can sell coal mines and spectrum so cheap why can't I sell these two buildings??? :( :(


Why are you behind coal mines.....still now I can't understand why :angry:

Now, it's time for fishing big ones......spectrum, 2G, 3G,4G......10G :woohoo:
It sounds nice :evil:


These are nothing compared to coal scam that has stopped every thing in our political circle. This is valued at 2 lakh crore for the time being.


You are saying about 2 lakh Crore. But do you know how many zeroes that number has? :whistle:
Just count and reply :sick:


That is the problem of the people who have it, why should I count them for others. This is like robbers who said why should we count the money they will publish it in tomorrow's newspaper. But the amount is the same that I mentioned.
Ha ha.....
Now only i understood the real problem.....
Don't worry am here...I will count it for you. Just give me a moderate commission of 10%. It's enough for my 10 generations. Hoping you will accept my proposal without any hesitation ;)
If decision is already made, why are you asking we people? :cheer:
Just listen to your heart and proceed........put cotton on your ears....because we people may advise you....


No, no you are welcome to suggest me som thing better than coal otherwise I shall have to pick one of these tried and tested jobs. :evil: :evil: :evil: Come on make it fast, I shall give 5% to the one who suggests right one for me. :laugh: :laugh:


What about beverages in Kerala?
You didn't answer it :angry:


That is too small a job for my standard. You gotta see boozers in Punjab. 1 Patiyala peg is enough for a malayali for whole of his evening where as Punjabi starts with that. :evil: :evil:

Perhaps you won't get license here :laugh: :laugh:

here, quantity is more required than quality :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
So, you can easily serve people a lot by adding water.
Giving you simple tips for your business ;)


Suggest some thing big, I am jealous of those earning big without doing much but scams, Do we need licences to do a Ghotala. I am interested to do some thing like Harshad Mehta. :woohoo: :woohoo: :evil:


I think you don't want to become rich instead want to experience living in jail. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
If decision is already made, why are you asking we people? :cheer:
Just listen to your heart and proceed........put cotton on your ears....because we people may advise you....


No, no you are welcome to suggest me som thing better than coal otherwise I shall have to pick one of these tried and tested jobs. :evil: :evil: :evil: Come on make it fast, I shall give 5% to the one who suggests right one for me. :laugh: :laugh:


What about beverages in Kerala?
You didn't answer it :angry:


That is too small a job for my standard. You gotta see boozers in Punjab. 1 Patiyala peg is enough for a malayali for whole of his evening where as Punjabi starts with that. :evil: :evil:

Perhaps you won't get license here :laugh: :laugh:

here, quantity is more required than quality :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
So, you can easily serve people a lot by adding water.
Giving you simple tips for your business ;)


Suggest some thing big, I am jealous of those earning big without doing much but scams, Do we need licences to do a Ghotala. I am interested to do some thing like Harshad Mehta. :woohoo: :woohoo: :evil:


I think you don't want to become rich instead want to experience living in jail. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:


All big rich are living in jail these days and rest of them are ready to go. That is status of symbol buddy. wanna come? :evil: :evil:
If decision is already made, why are you asking we people? :cheer:
Just listen to your heart and proceed........put cotton on your ears....because we people may advise you....


No, no you are welcome to suggest me som thing better than coal otherwise I shall have to pick one of these tried and tested jobs. :evil: :evil: :evil: Come on make it fast, I shall give 5% to the one who suggests right one for me. :laugh: :laugh:


What about beverages in Kerala?
You didn't answer it :angry:


That is too small a job for my standard. You gotta see boozers in Punjab. 1 Patiyala peg is enough for a malayali for whole of his evening where as Punjabi starts with that. :evil: :evil:

Perhaps you won't get license here :laugh: :laugh:

here, quantity is more required than quality :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
So, you can easily serve people a lot by adding water.
Giving you simple tips for your business ;)


Suggest some thing big, I am jealous of those earning big without doing much but scams, Do we need licences to do a Ghotala. I am interested to do some thing like Harshad Mehta. :woohoo: :woohoo: :evil:


I think you don't want to become rich instead want to experience living in jail. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:


All big rich are living in jail these days and rest of them are ready to go. That is status of symbol buddy. wanna come? :evil: :evil:


May be that is the reason I don't want to be rich by adopting shortcuts. :P
If decision is already made, why are you asking we people? :cheer:
Just listen to your heart and proceed........put cotton on your ears....because we people may advise you....


No, no you are welcome to suggest me som thing better than coal otherwise I shall have to pick one of these tried and tested jobs. :evil: :evil: :evil: Come on make it fast, I shall give 5% to the one who suggests right one for me. :laugh: :laugh:


What about beverages in Kerala?
You didn't answer it :angry:


That is too small a job for my standard. You gotta see boozers in Punjab. 1 Patiyala peg is enough for a malayali for whole of his evening where as Punjabi starts with that. :evil: :evil:

Perhaps you won't get license here :laugh: :laugh:

here, quantity is more required than quality :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
So, you can easily serve people a lot by adding water.
Giving you simple tips for your business ;)


Suggest some thing big, I am jealous of those earning big without doing much but scams, Do we need licences to do a Ghotala. I am interested to do some thing like Harshad Mehta. :woohoo: :woohoo: :evil:


I think you don't want to become rich instead want to experience living in jail. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:


All big rich are living in jail these days and rest of them are ready to go. That is status of symbol buddy. wanna come? :evil: :evil:


May be that is the reason I don't want to be rich by adopting shortcuts. :P


Huh, you will always remain the same 9 to 6 worker of a private company :evil: think big ma if you want to be real part of this country. No one asks people like you. I shall be famous one day soon. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
If decision is already made, why are you asking we people? :cheer:
Just listen to your heart and proceed........put cotton on your ears....because we people may advise you....


No, no you are welcome to suggest me som thing better than coal otherwise I shall have to pick one of these tried and tested jobs. :evil: :evil: :evil: Come on make it fast, I shall give 5% to the one who suggests right one for me. :laugh: :laugh:


What about beverages in Kerala?
You didn't answer it :angry:


That is too small a job for my standard. You gotta see boozers in Punjab. 1 Patiyala peg is enough for a malayali for whole of his evening where as Punjabi starts with that. :evil: :evil:

Perhaps you won't get license here :laugh: :laugh:

here, quantity is more required than quality :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
So, you can easily serve people a lot by adding water.
Giving you simple tips for your business ;)


Suggest some thing big, I am jealous of those earning big without doing much but scams, Do we need licences to do a Ghotala. I am interested to do some thing like Harshad Mehta. :woohoo: :woohoo: :evil:


I think you don't want to become rich instead want to experience living in jail. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:


All big rich are living in jail these days and rest of them are ready to go. That is status of symbol buddy. wanna come? :evil: :evil:


May be that is the reason I don't want to be rich by adopting shortcuts. :P


Huh, you will always remain the same 9 to 6 worker of a private company :evil: think big ma if you want to be real part of this country. No one asks people like you. I shall be famous one day soon. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


I am happy with it I don't want to be famous at all. :evil:

I wish you could be famous soon. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
If decision is already made, why are you asking we people? :cheer:
Just listen to your heart and proceed........put cotton on your ears....because we people may advise you....


No, no you are welcome to suggest me som thing better than coal otherwise I shall have to pick one of these tried and tested jobs. :evil: :evil: :evil: Come on make it fast, I shall give 5% to the one who suggests right one for me. :laugh: :laugh:


What about beverages in Kerala?
You didn't answer it :angry:


That is too small a job for my standard. You gotta see boozers in Punjab. 1 Patiyala peg is enough for a malayali for whole of his evening where as Punjabi starts with that. :evil: :evil:

Perhaps you won't get license here :laugh: :laugh:

here, quantity is more required than quality :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
So, you can easily serve people a lot by adding water.
Giving you simple tips for your business ;)


Suggest some thing big, I am jealous of those earning big without doing much but scams, Do we need licences to do a Ghotala. I am interested to do some thing like Harshad Mehta. :woohoo: :woohoo: :evil:


I think you don't want to become rich instead want to experience living in jail. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:


All big rich are living in jail these days and rest of them are ready to go. That is status of symbol buddy. wanna come? :evil: :evil:


May be that is the reason I don't want to be rich by adopting shortcuts. :P


Huh, you will always remain the same 9 to 6 worker of a private company :evil: think big ma if you want to be real part of this country. No one asks people like you. I shall be famous one day soon. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


I am happy with it I don't want to be famous at all. :evil:

I wish you could be famous soon. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


okay come to meet me soon in Tihar, you can see me in the company of all biggies there. :laugh: :laugh:
How are you so sure that you will be kept in Tihar? :laugh:

But I have seen many of the biggies are given luxuries there which even they don't get at their homes. :evil:
How are you so sure that you will be kept in Tihar? :laugh:

But I have seen many of the biggies are given luxuries there which even they don't get at their homes. :evil:


Sanjeev, that is exactly the point, Tihar is the ultimate super-duper luxurious destination for many rich and the famous. Sunil wants to join their ranks probably!! :woohoo: :laugh:
How are you so sure that you will be kept in Tihar? :laugh:

But I have seen many of the biggies are given luxuries there which even they don't get at their homes. :evil:


Sanjeev, that is exactly the point, Tihar is the ultimate super-duper luxurious destination for many rich and the famous. Sunil wants to join their ranks probably!! :woohoo: :laugh:


Shhhhhh, there are so many who are willing to grab the coal blocks open for re-allotment. I wanna put my bid ahead of them. I am sure, I would make billions selling my allotment letter itself.. :evil: :evil: :laugh:
How are you so sure that you will be kept in Tihar? :laugh:

But I have seen many of the biggies are given luxuries there which even they don't get at their homes. :evil:


Sanjeev, that is exactly the point, Tihar is the ultimate super-duper luxurious destination for many rich and the famous. Sunil wants to join their ranks probably!! :woohoo: :laugh:


LOL, I am sure they have different categories of luxury suites there for all the VIPs and VVIPs, some of whom have a permanent residence there ... :P
How are you so sure that you will be kept in Tihar? :laugh:

But I have seen many of the biggies are given luxuries there which even they don't get at their homes. :evil:


Sanjeev, that is exactly the point, Tihar is the ultimate super-duper luxurious destination for many rich and the famous. Sunil wants to join their ranks probably!! :woohoo: :laugh:


LOL, I am sure they have different categories of luxury suites there for all the VIPs and VVIPs, some of whom have a permanent residence there ... :P


I would prefer to have a lesser luxurious one, provided they allow me to go and come at my will. :laugh: :laugh:
How are you so sure that you will be kept in Tihar? :laugh:

But I have seen many of the biggies are given luxuries there which even they don't get at their homes. :evil:


Sanjeev, that is exactly the point, Tihar is the ultimate super-duper luxurious destination for many rich and the famous. Sunil wants to join their ranks probably!! :woohoo: :laugh:


LOL, I am sure they have different categories of luxury suites there for all the VIPs and VVIPs, some of whom have a permanent residence there ... :P


I would prefer to have a lesser luxurious one, provided they allow me to go and come at my will. :laugh: :laugh:


Then....your problem is solved Sunil
Join politics.....but never choose opposition party........ :S :S :S

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