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Santa : gaadi ka engine kharab ho gaya
Mechanic: "Exide" laagado kya?
Santa : toh doosara side tera baap lagayega?

Swetha Shenoy
One man: I had lost my purse ..
Sardar: Does it contain anything valuable ?
Man: My wife's ID card
Sardar: Can't you recognise without her ID card?
Santa: Maine kal recharge wale ko Bewakoof banaya! Banta: Wo kaise? Santa: Humne usko 100 Rupees diye aur Number Galat Likhwa diya..
Santa
To
Bill Gates:
Tussi Bade
Pagal Ho,

Gates:
How?

Santa:
Tumhar Surname
'GATES'
Rakha He
Aur
Busines
WINDOWS
Ka
Karte Ho..!
Santa Ko 1 Machar Pareshan kar rha tha
Tang akar Wo Bed k Niche so gaya
Tbhi waha 1 Jugnu aa gaya
Santa-Kamine Ab Torch Lekar Dhund Raha hai
One day Santa came to exam hall with a plumber along with him.

On seeing this, the exam invigilator asked Santa.

Invigilator: Hey Santa. What is this plumber doing here?
Santa: Sir, I heared that the paper got leaked. So brought plumber to get repaired sir.

:) :)
Enjoyeee...

Thanks 'n' Regards,
Deepti.
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.

Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

Aastha Gupta
Judge: Y U've Stolen Money 4m Dis Man?
Sardar: My Lord I've Nt Stolen Money. He Jst Gave It 2 Me
Judge: Whn He Gave U Money ?
Sardar: Whn I Showd Him Gun ;-
Santa, banta dono bhai same class me the. Teacher-Tum dono ne father name alag kyu likha? Both-Madam tusi Fir kahoge nakal maar li isliye..
santa khali baitha tha,bnta:Oye kya kar rha h?
Snta:bdla le raha hu
bnta:kaise

snta:waqt ne mujhe barbad kiya,ab m waqt ko brbad kr rha hu.
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