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15 years ago
Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today.
Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!
Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!
15 years ago
Patient: Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? Once a doctor was treating his patient with pneumonia but the patient died of typhus.
Indian Doctor: Don't worry, it won't happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only."
Indian Doctor: Don't worry, it won't happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only."
15 years ago
Indian Wife & Naughty Husband
In a crowded elevator, an Indian Desi wife Rabri became angry with her naughty husband Lalu, who was delighted to be pressed against a beautiful girl. The girl suddenly slapped naughty Lalu and said, "This will teach you not to pinch any girl in future".
Bewildered, "naughty" Lalu was on the way to parking lot with his Wife when he choked, "I... I... didn't pinch that girl."
"Ofcourse you didn't," said Rabri consolingly. "I did".
In a crowded elevator, an Indian Desi wife Rabri became angry with her naughty husband Lalu, who was delighted to be pressed against a beautiful girl. The girl suddenly slapped naughty Lalu and said, "This will teach you not to pinch any girl in future".
Bewildered, "naughty" Lalu was on the way to parking lot with his Wife when he choked, "I... I... didn't pinch that girl."
"Ofcourse you didn't," said Rabri consolingly. "I did".
15 years ago
A Bengali babu returns from China.
Bengali asks wife: Do I look like a foreigner ?
Wife: No.
Bengali: Look carefully, do I look like a foreigner ?
Wife again replies: No.
By now Mr Bengali was fuming.
Bengali yells: All those women in China were fools. Where ever I visited, they all said: "Look a foreigner"
Bengali asks wife: Do I look like a foreigner ?
Wife: No.
Bengali: Look carefully, do I look like a foreigner ?
Wife again replies: No.
By now Mr Bengali was fuming.
Bengali yells: All those women in China were fools. Where ever I visited, they all said: "Look a foreigner"
15 years ago
A sexy Blonde (golden hair girl) went to a shop to buy US flag. On seeing the flag, she said something that confused and irritated the shopkeeper.
Guess what did sexy Blonde say.
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"Show me some more colors."
Guess what did sexy Blonde say.
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"Show me some more colors."
15 years ago
Haryanvi Tau: You cheated me. You sold me useless radio.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
Haryanvi Tau: Radio label shows "Made in Japan" but radio says: This is all India Radio.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
Haryanvi Tau: Radio label shows "Made in Japan" but radio says: This is all India Radio.
15 years ago
Pandit: I am so kanjoos that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
15 years ago
Santa Ne Apna Ghar Construct Kiya Construction K Baad Uper Wale Part Pr Color kiya, Aur Nechay Wale Part Pr Likh Diya"SAME AS ABOVE".
15 years ago
Santa-Shimla ja rha hu rste me biwi ko khai me gira dunga
Banta:Yar meri b le ja,use b gira
Santa:agar tu bura n mane use vapsi pe gira du?
Banta:Yar meri b le ja,use b gira
Santa:agar tu bura n mane use vapsi pe gira du?
15 years ago
Santa-Aaj pitaji ne pitai kr DiBanta: Kyo? Santa: Maine to sirf itna pucha tha ki"KAMINE..Film dekhne chal rahe ho kya?"
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