If tiger visits your home how will you respond

For the past one month, rumours are spread all over Thrissur town that a tiger is on parade :woohoo: :woohoo: . Some people even claimed that they have seen it, tail, body parts etc etc. But I think it's a vegetarian tiger eating only grass. No report of attacks...even a rabbit or hen. :laugh: :laugh: I even doubt, it's some man tiger who played Onam last month. Yesterday, our milk woman staying just opposite our home has spread news everywhere that she has seen it while she was milking the cow yesterday. :dry: :dry: :unsure: :ohmy: :silly: :silly: . Though no one has believed it saying some mysterious creature ;) ;) . Suppose if some tiger visits your home how will you respond? Do add some funny posts! Let's laugh for some time :P