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If tiger visits your home how will you respond

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For the past one month, rumours are spread all over Thrissur town that a tiger is on parade :woohoo: :woohoo: . Some people even claimed that they have seen it, tail, body parts etc etc. But I think it's a vegetarian tiger eating only grass. No report of attacks...even a rabbit or hen. :laugh: :laugh: I even doubt, it's some man tiger who played Onam last month. Yesterday, our milk woman staying just opposite our home has spread news everywhere that she has seen it while she was milking the cow yesterday. :dry: :dry: :unsure: :ohmy: :silly: :silly: . Though no one has believed it saying some mysterious creature ;) ;) . Suppose if some tiger visits your home how will you respond? Do add some funny posts! Let's laugh for some time :P

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i have edited my previous post...have you noticed?
now am sure, tigress will leave me to catch that tiger!!
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i have edited my previous post...have you noticed?
now am sure, tigress will leave me to catch that tiger!![/quote

Ahaha, quite smart of you. Yes, now no fears
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i have edited my previous post...have you noticed?
now am sure, tigress will leave me to catch that tiger!![/quote

Ahaha, quite smart of you. Yes, now no fears



am ok......ab tera kya hoga kaalia :P
Hyderabad is in Andra.
So, you too have treat of that tigress. If she doesn't catch ceem, of course you are in danger :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :ohmy: :ohmy:
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i have edited my previous post...have you noticed?
now am sure, tigress will leave me to catch that tiger!![/quote

Ahaha, quite smart of you. Yes, now no fears



am ok......ab tera kya hoga kaalia :P
Hyderabad is in Andra.
So, you too have treat of that tigress. If she doesn't catch ceem, of course you are in danger :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :ohmy: :ohmy:

Do goli aur che admi, ab goli kha.
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i have edited my previous post...have you noticed?
now am sure, tigress will leave me to catch that tiger!![/quote

Ahaha, quite smart of you. Yes, now no fears



am ok......ab tera kya hoga kaalia :P
Hyderabad is in Andra.
So, you too have treat of that tigress. If she doesn't catch ceem, of course you are in danger :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :ohmy: :ohmy:

Do goli aur che admi, ab goli kha.


No worries Sandhya. I have a safe haven-- behind my wife
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i have edited my previous post...have you noticed?
now am sure, tigress will leave me to catch that tiger!![/quote

Ahaha, quite smart of you. Yes, now no fears



am ok......ab tera kya hoga kaalia :P
Hyderabad is in Andra.
So, you too have treat of that tigress. If she doesn't catch ceem, of course you are in danger :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :ohmy: :ohmy:

Do goli aur che admi, ab goli kha.


No worries Sandhya. I have a safe haven-- behind my wife


hiding behind another tigress :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
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i have edited my previous post...have you noticed?
now am sure, tigress will leave me to catch that tiger!![/quote

Ahaha, quite smart of you. Yes, now no fears



am ok......ab tera kya hoga kaalia :P
Hyderabad is in Andra.
So, you too have treat of that tigress. If she doesn't catch ceem, of course you are in danger :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :ohmy: :ohmy:

Do goli aur che admi, ab goli kha.


No worries Sandhya. I have a safe haven-- behind my wife


hiding behind another tigress :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:


My tigress will not allow other tigresses even to stare at me.
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U
Oh God! you people compare your wife with what not.
She is also a human being. Do you think she needs your shoulder to hide?
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Oh God! you people compare your wife with what not.
She is also a human being. Do you think she needs your shoulder to hide?


read it again...
He is hiding behind her tigress :P

He believes, his tigress will save him from Thrissur tiger.
Even the last moment of our life, it's good to have hope and positive thoughts ;)
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Oh God! you people compare your wife with what not.
She is also a human being. Do you think she needs your shoulder to hide?


read it again...
He is hiding behind her tigress :P

He believes, his tigress will save him from Thrissur tiger.
Even the last moment of our life, it's good to have hope and positive thoughts ;)

There you are Sandhya. You picked the gist of my comment. Kudos
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Oh God! you people compare your wife with what not.
She is also a human being. Do you think she needs your shoulder to hide?


It's not 'She'. Its 'he'. And this is a humorous thread and let's live up to its spirit.
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U
If tiger visit my home I will just pass out from the back door of my room.
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If tiger visit my home I will just pass out from the back door of my room.


If there is no back door......?
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U
If tiger visit my home, i run fast and hide myself under the cot and later when it enter another room then i go out through other way. May be it come out and jump into other hosue
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If tiger visit my home, i run fast and hide myself under the cot and later when it enter another room then i go out through other way. May be it come out and jump into other hosue

Sarala, Thrissur tigers are smart. They check everything before they enter.
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U
Oh But Andhra Tigers are not like that. They just move on from one house to other. I have a experience. hehe:)
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Oh But Andhra Tigers are not like that. They just move on from one house to other. I have a experience. hehe:)


They i bet they might ring the bell. Ask for permission to enter , to eat and even to kill... Very smart... :evil: :evil: :evil:
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haha, It came into my tuition madam's house and sat under the bed. when tuition madam's brother went into that room for newspaper then it rored and tried to come out but he has closed it in the room. But the other open wanna see it and open the door and he is without any clothing on top and tiger felt him like jelebi sweet and it attacked him made injury and tiger jumped from upstair :)
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haha, It came into my tuition madam's house and sat under the bed. when tuition madam's brother went into that room for newspaper then it rored and tried to come out but he has closed it in the room. But the other open wanna see it and open the door and he is without any clothing on top and tiger felt him like jelebi sweet and it attacked him made injury and tiger jumped from upstair :)


Ha haa... Now i am sure tiger will die of diabeties.. He needs to be cautious , whom to attack... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Haha, Jelebi means not exactly jelebi, The boy looked like jelebi to the tiger as he is with no shirt
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