If an elephant is getting ready to kick you.......

What will you do? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Give some funny answers!!!!

I'd jump atop that elephant's back and kick it to make him or her give up that 'Kicking thought'!!
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What will you do? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Give some funny answers!!!!

I'd jump atop that elephant's back and kick it to make him or her give up that 'Kicking thought'!!
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Really a funny answer?
Are you sure, you can jump that much high?
Were you a school champion? :cheer:

I will teach the elephant that this work is not good and you should not do like a bad boy.

I will teach the elephant that this work is not good and you should not do like a bad boy.

Will you get that much time...
we have a proverb...."Kuthaan nilkkunna pothinodu vedamothiyittu kaaryamilla"
Meaning.....a buffallo that's getting ready for a kick.....no use of even "veda' before it :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
i.e. It won't listen to your veda, if it's out of control....

We usually use this phrase when someone is so much angry......
Silent words won't work here

I will show my licence of gun and it will get fear.

I will show my licence of gun and it will get fear.

Are you carrying that license with you always fearing an elephant? :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Also, is an elephant literate to read a license paper????

Have you not seen in circus elephant is doing math and adding?

Have you not seen in circus elephant is doing math and adding?

What a nice answer!!!! I really liked it

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Yet, will it understand your mathematics when it has lost its control? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Have you not seen in circus elephant is doing math and adding?

What a nice answer!!!! I really liked it

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Yet, will it understand your mathematics when it has lost its control? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

if it will be like human then may be understand.
i am telling you a story.A boy wants a service and any service.At that time in a circus a tiger died. So the owner kept the boy and his work will be just wearing a tigers apron he will be shown to public.So he was kept in a cage and he saw just beside him another one cage with a Royal Bengal Tiger. He said and thought that after post graduation may be this work is not suitable. Now he will be eaten by tiger when play will be going on.Then the tiger of another cage replied,"Don't worry, I am also post graduate".

Have you not seen in circus elephant is doing math and adding?

What a nice answer!!!! I really liked it

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Yet, will it understand your mathematics when it has lost its control? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

if it will be like human then may be understand.
i am telling you a story.A boy wants a service and any service.At that time in a circus a tiger died. So the owner kept the boy and his work will be just wearing a tigers apron he will be shown to public.So he was kept in a cage and he saw just beside him another one cage with a Royal Bengal Tiger. He said and thought that after post graduation may be this work is not suitable. Now he will be eaten by tiger when play will be going on.Then the tiger of another cage replied,"Don't worry, I am also post graduate".

I have heard this story before...really funny :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Have you not seen in circus elephant is doing math and adding?

What a nice answer!!!! I really liked it

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Yet, will it understand your mathematics when it has lost its control? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

if it will be like human then may be understand.
i am telling you a story.A boy wants a service and any service.At that time in a circus a tiger died. So the owner kept the boy and his work will be just wearing a tigers apron he will be shown to public.So he was kept in a cage and he saw just beside him another one cage with a Royal Bengal Tiger. He said and thought that after post graduation may be this work is not suitable. Now he will be eaten by tiger when play will be going on.Then the tiger of another cage replied,"Don't worry, I am also post graduate".

I have heard this story before...really funny :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Oh!No!then it is old.

What about my answer?
What else will you do? Ceemji has already jumped on its back....

i make that elephant to stand on the desk.. as like cirus.

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I will keep it locked in a small box picking it by a small chimti. I am good at that.

What will you do? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Give some funny answers!!!!

I'd jump atop that elephant's back and kick it to make him or her give up that 'Kicking thought'!!
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Really a funny answer?
Are you sure, you can jump that much high?
Were you a school champion? :cheer:

You have not mentioned the height!!
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What will you do? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

{CJATTACHMENT ["id": 7483]}
Give some funny answers!!!!

I'd jump atop that elephant's back and kick it to make him or her give up that 'Kicking thought'!!
{CJATTACHMENT ["id": 7485]}

Really a funny answer?
Are you sure, you can jump that much high?
Were you a school champion? :cheer:

You have not mentioned the height!!
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I think you have good experience ..jumping over walls to go to watch films at school hours....or a dog may have followed you somewhere and you broke the world records :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

What will you do? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

{CJATTACHMENT ["id": 7483]}
Give some funny answers!!!!

I'd jump atop that elephant's back and kick it to make him or her give up that 'Kicking thought'!!
{CJATTACHMENT ["id": 7485]}

Really a funny answer?
Are you sure, you can jump that much high?
Were you a school champion? :cheer:

You have not mentioned the height!!
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I think you have good experience ..jumping over walls to go to watch films at school hours....or a dog may have followed you somewhere and you broke the world records :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

I had experience riding on elephant back as a kid. In fact the temple town where I grew up ,had one elephant named "Reba" and I have very sweet memories involving her. She died in a tragic manner - out of a dog bite. She was so quiet,intelligent and playful that the entire town went into mourning.I ,as a kid, cried inconsolably!

I still remember...when I was just 3 years old, in a mela, my parents got me on the back of a baby elephant. I cried a lot in fear...i have not forget it till now...
Actually I have good memory of the past...ha ha

Will I get more funny answers???
Or should I give its answer???

When elephant is ready to kick then i will run away from there. :D