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If an elephant is getting ready to kick you.......

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Elephant love to eat coconut as it is ,Its the speciality of elephant


Coconut leaf..
I think, best idea would be.....just climb on the coconut tree just near you and plunk some coconut leaves and give it to him. By this way he will be happy and you will feel safety. Eppadi idea???? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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U
haha, I am saying that if elephant eat the coconut and the coconut come out of elephant without the pulp and only husk
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U
will run and escape from the situation. keep running...........
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U
Elephant love to eat coconut as it is ,Its the speciality of elephant


How elephat eat coconut?? :huh: :huh:
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You have to tell me because this is your elephant and your coconut. I am too far off. :P
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I will just move from there as quick as possible or i'll just jump to that elephant's trunk :laugh: :laugh:
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U
That would be like AA bail mujhe maar. Why should you jump on his trunk. Stay where you are. On the tree.
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SO it will kick you ronark with its trunk which is more stronger.
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I forget to add something, you can put coconuts on its head till it leave you. But no guarantee, it may shake the whole coconut tree and knock you down!! Its your own risk!!!! ha ha
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U
There is no other way but fold hands and remember Ganesha. That is the only way out.
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Why can't you find another elephant for its company as it's told a single elephant is always very dangerous. Find him a partner....ha ha
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U
I will just move from there as quick as possible or i'll just jump to that elephant's trunk :laugh: :laugh:


I think you should find a better way than this, this would be like committing a harikiri.
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sunil ji what is the meaning of harikiri? This is the first time am hearing
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I ran away from there because i am getting afraid of elephant.. :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
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I ran away from there because i am getting afraid of elephant.. :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:


But elephant runs more fast than you :cheer: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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I ran away from there because i am getting afraid of elephant.. :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:


But elephant runs more fast than you :cheer: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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I take the help oh any vechicles Sandhya......... :P :P :P :P
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I ran away from there because i am getting afraid of elephant.. :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:


But elephant runs more fast than you :cheer: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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I take the help oh any vechicles Sandhya......... :P :P :P :P


But I don't think that auto driver will come near you, if elephant is just in front of you. After all, he loves his own life very much :P :P :P

Best method is...climb on some coconut tree and plunk some coconuts in the head of the elephant. You can give him some coconut leaves too :P :P :P :P
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I ran away from there because i am getting afraid of elephant.. :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:


But elephant runs more fast than you :cheer: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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I take the help oh any vechicles Sandhya......... :P :P :P :P


But I don't think that auto driver will come near you, if elephant is just in front of you. After all, he loves his own life very much :P :P :P

Best method is...climb on some coconut tree and plunk some coconuts in the head of the elephant. You can give him some coconut leaves too :P :P :P :P

No ia Not so mad when i know i am afraid of welephant then i am not going to close to elephant without any precaution........ :P :P :P
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Don't worry...when it loses its control, he won't remember even his mahout. Then what about you???? h aha
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Don't worry...when it loses its control, he won't remember even his mahout. Then what about you???? h aha

Ya you are right that's why i am getting afraid from elephant........when i visit zoological park i am never going to see elephant...... :) :)
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