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If an elephant is getting ready to kick you.......

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What will you do? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Give some funny answers!!!!

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U
When elephant is ready to kick then i will run away from there. :D


I may stand there like a fevicol ad :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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U
you mean elephant may stand there like a fevicol ad or you may stand there
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you mean elephant may stand there like a fevicol ad or you may stand there


Of course me!!! :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
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Will I get my answer?
I think no one is interested in my elephant kick!!!!!
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U
Then if you stand then it definitely kick, you have to run
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U
I will throw banana so that It will fall down so I will run away.
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U
At that time from where you will get banana. These kind of incidents takes place suddenly mr arjun palwai
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U
So i will keep bananas with me so that i can escape from elephants.
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So i will keep bananas with me so that i can escape from elephants.


It is better you eat banana before you get the kick!!! :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
At least you get the satisfaction that I got at least a banana before my end :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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U
depends upon elephant in case he is not that big probably I will try a hand shake with him.
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U
Will I get my answer?
Or should i answer this funny question??
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U
No I will share banana with elephants and have banana party with them.
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U
No I will share banana with elephants and have banana party with them.


But sarala is asking from where will you get banana?
What about coconut leaves??


How a coconut will work???
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U
By throwing coconut on their head we can escape from them . When I am going to forest I will buy bananas.
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By throwing coconut on their head we can escape from them . When I am going to forest I will buy bananas.


If a lion comes in front of you instead of an elephant? :P :P :P

Also elephants are now more in our places than forests. Where are forests??? :evil:
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U
I am surprised to read, is that true if we throw coconut on their head they will spare us?
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U
Sasi know it well because he frequently visit elephants at forest!!!!
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U
I thought coconut works as a bomb in case of elephant, I am not sure though.
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Elephant love to eat coconut as it is ,Its the speciality of elephant
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Okay so their attention would diver towards coconut and they will spare us, good point.
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Created Wednesday, 06 June 2012 09:56
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