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If an elephant is getting ready to kick you.......

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What will you do? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Give some funny answers!!!!

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Will I get my answer?
Or should i answer this funny question??
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No I will share banana with elephants and have banana party with them.
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U
No I will share banana with elephants and have banana party with them.


But sarala is asking from where will you get banana?
What about coconut leaves??


How a coconut will work???
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By throwing coconut on their head we can escape from them . When I am going to forest I will buy bananas.
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By throwing coconut on their head we can escape from them . When I am going to forest I will buy bananas.


If a lion comes in front of you instead of an elephant? :P :P :P

Also elephants are now more in our places than forests. Where are forests??? :evil:
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I am surprised to read, is that true if we throw coconut on their head they will spare us?
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Sasi know it well because he frequently visit elephants at forest!!!!
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I thought coconut works as a bomb in case of elephant, I am not sure though.
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Elephant love to eat coconut as it is ,Its the speciality of elephant
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Okay so their attention would diver towards coconut and they will spare us, good point.
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Elephant love to eat coconut as it is ,Its the speciality of elephant


Coconut leaf..
I think, best idea would be.....just climb on the coconut tree just near you and plunk some coconut leaves and give it to him. By this way he will be happy and you will feel safety. Eppadi idea???? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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haha, I am saying that if elephant eat the coconut and the coconut come out of elephant without the pulp and only husk
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will run and escape from the situation. keep running...........
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Elephant love to eat coconut as it is ,Its the speciality of elephant


How elephat eat coconut?? :huh: :huh:
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You have to tell me because this is your elephant and your coconut. I am too far off. :P
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I will just move from there as quick as possible or i'll just jump to that elephant's trunk :laugh: :laugh:
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That would be like AA bail mujhe maar. Why should you jump on his trunk. Stay where you are. On the tree.
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SO it will kick you ronark with its trunk which is more stronger.
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I forget to add something, you can put coconuts on its head till it leave you. But no guarantee, it may shake the whole coconut tree and knock you down!! Its your own risk!!!! ha ha
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There is no other way but fold hands and remember Ganesha. That is the only way out.
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Created Wednesday, 06 June 2012 09:56
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