JOKE JUNCTION

Very funny ones...hope to make this thread very long with a collection all the jokes you know!!!

A register for late comers in an office was maintained. The late comers were required to write a reason. Usually, the staff would just write 'ditto' in the reasons column. Once a female staff wrote' Visit to maternity hospital for check up'. Other staff members also wrote 'ditto' in the reason column.

• Four Sardarji's were waiting on a Railway Platform for the "Punjab Mail".
As they were waiting an announcement is made about the train running late
by two hours. The train scheduled to start at 10 am will now start at 12
noon. Since there is lots of time to kill the four sardarjis decide to go
out into the city to spend the time. When they get back to the station
they see "Punjab Mail" just leaving the platform.So sardarjis start
running desperately to board the train.. One of them manages to catch the
6th boggie Another got almost the last boggie and the other two got left
behind. When the two Sardarji 's who managed to get into the train met
each other in one of the bogies they started laughing uncontrollably. They
go on laughing ....laughing ....and laughing. Now the other passengers get
bit curious and one of them asked the Sardarji's .... Arre, what's so
funny ? Why are you both laughing so madly? One of the Sardarji's managed
to reply Actually the two who were supposed to take this train got left
behind......we ...just came to see them off !!!!!!!!!!"

Patient: I would like something to stir me up and to give me some excitement.
Doctor: Here, I have listed out some tablets.. Take this and see the bill.

Amit- what you narrated may happen to any one- not only sardarji. I am giving another joke. Once a Bengali gentleman and a sardarji were traveling in same compartment. They were discussing as to which state- Punjab or Bengal had more freedom fighters. They decided that each one would name one freedom fighter and pull out one thread from beard of another. In the end they would count the threads. First Sardarji said- Bhagat Singh and pulled one thread from Bengali's beard. Then the Bengali said- Ras Behari Bose and pulled one from sardarji. This went on. Soon Sardarji's destination was arriving. so, he said- jalliawala Bagh and pulled out entire beard of Bengali Bhadra Lok.

Banta's son was sent to school. In Hindi class, they were taught Tense( Kaal). Bhoot kal (past tense), Vattaman (present) and Bhavishya (Future).
Banta asked his son- what you studied in school.
the son said- "Our maam knows nothing. she told sl many kaal. But she does not know Sat Sri Kaal.

Important health Tip for members,Don't eat burger,noodles,pizza,samose,golgappe,Ice cream, chocolate,spring roll and Pakore






Without me

Jasmeet, i eat all these things with sauce and not with you.

Yes sir you are right you eat this without me and i eat without you.But i hope u must have laughed........

In life

Birth comes once

love comes once

marriage comes once

death comes once
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Then
why this bloody exams comes again and again

Good question!!

A village went to a doctor and complained of stomach pain..

Doctor gave a tonic and told him "Have 2 spoons of this tonic"
Villager looked confused
" But, doc.. I have only 1 spoon in the home"!!

nice joke yar!!!!!!! sri devi

Thanks Pradeep!!

once a man asked to the man who supply milk to bring milk before 5.30 am suddenly the milk man reply that it cannot be possible because in public pipe water will come only after 7 am B)

post nice jokes everybody

Nice one dude!!!!!

Nice. I just saw how you tried to befool all on 1st April by writing 'without me' so far from the main message. Definitely you made April fool of so many.

I am seeing nice jokes collection in this forum . keep posting this type of post which make good collection .

common frnds keep posting jokes more and more

A British Officer posted in India engaged an Indian servant. The servant did not know English. As the servant cooked good food, he liked him and did not want to engage some one else. One day, he told a friend- "I have some difficulty with this servant. I don't know Hindustani and this guy does not know English." His friend inquired as to what he wanted the servant do. He told that he wanted him only to open the door and close it when he instructed." The friend said- "It is so simple. You just speak English sentence as I say, and he'll do your job."
"What' inquired the officer.
The friend told- "When you want to open the door- say 'There was a cold day.' When to close this, say "There was a banker." The trick worked. The officer would speak in English and the servant could grasp the desired meaning in his language.