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DUDE... WHERE'S MY MOBILE??

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What according to you is the one gadget that todays youngsters just cant do without..that has to be there..wherever they are, whatever they do??? An i-pod..the current rage among youth?? umm... comes close. A laptop may be?? A DVD player??? Not quite... or is it the Mobile phone???

Nine out of ten will give the last option an emphatic YES!!! Indeed, the mobile phone has well and truly become an indispensable possession, especially for college goers ... So much so, that one may step outta the house without tying the shoe laces but not without carrying the mobile phone. And i wont be lying if i say that there are a few who amy even forget pulling up their trouser zips but not putting their mobiles in...

An interesting anecdote set me thinking on this topic... It was New years eve and I was on my way back home from Bangalore... In the bus, i was joined by a hilarious group of forty odd engineering students hailing from Chandigrah .. the mood was upbeat as all of them were singing and making mery in anticipation of the clock joining its hands to welcome 2006 .. the excitement and exuberance were palpable and it toook very little time for the other passangers to get invloved in the fun and frolic...

But the soaring decibel levels came to a screeching halt when we had discovered that something had gone missing. t turned out that one of the college girls couldnt find her 'MOST' precious belonging -- her cellphone!! As news spread pandemonium set in. A frantic search ensued.. All passengers were thoroughly checked but the exercise proved futile ... Scenes of utter chaos, confusion and commotion had to be seen to be belived!! Then it struck someone that it might be left behind at the road eatery where the bus had stopped about 20 mins earlier. the hapless driver had no option but to bow down to the vehment dmeands of the students.

The bus made its way back to the eatery. The moment it halted..the studnets burst out like the battalion of soldiers heading for a mission. After interrogating each and every soul present at the place, the group returned without tasting success . Dissappointment loomed large on their faces . the atmosphere... which not too long ago was abuzz with zealous chanting and cheering ... now wore a funeral look. Consoling words flowed for the GRIEF STRICKEN girl over the loss of her beloved cellphone. We were left wondering.. Is this punny object goin to gatecrash our celebrations for the night??? Are these gung-ho youngsters destined to kick start the New Year on suchha sad note?? ur thought process received a jolt when all of a sudden, like a bolt our of the blue someone yelled aloud and announced its recovery... Apparently, it was switched off and lying snugly amidst clothes in its owners very own baggage.

In a dramatic transition, the stony silence prevailing just moments ago was replaced by deafening roars and hurrahs and the celebrations resumed with renewed vigour How apt is the saying--Alls well that ends well!!!

For me though, one fact became clear ... that the mobile phone is not just another ordinary gadget. It has  this uncanny ability to weave its way into its owners heart creating for itself a larger then life status. And why not?? It does bring your dear ones much near when ur away from them.. Apart from that, some find it extremely usefull to ward off unwanted visitors anytime anywhere by just pretending to be engrossed over the cellphone. Few innovative and law flouting individuals feel that the best way to spice up a boring lecture is by playing a catchy ringtone at an opportune moment. For others who find it hard to keep themselves from dozing off during class hours , the cell phone has myriad things to offer. From addictive games, to witty messages , from latest news and sports updates to hot and crispy movie gossip .. you name it and ul get it!!!

But still, for how long can you stick with the same handset??? with newer, more tempting chic-looking brands flooding the market, over hyped cricketers and cine stars screaming out what facilities their new package provides it becomes impossible to resist the lure... In addition there is this over powering desire to go one up in the company of peers. So even before the next sunrise, out goes the old and in comes the new!!! Your once beloved possesion gets shorn off all the attention it had got used to.. thus it wont be wrong if i say that nowadays handsets are getting replaced just as frequently as footwear!!!

Needless to say, manufacturers of this wonder gadget are making brisk business the world over. The 'Mobile plague' has already gripped the young and old , the rich and poor alike ... With plummetting prices... It surely doesnt show signs of dying out anytime soon!!!

INTRO..PP..PLEASE!!!

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Just cant get rid of the thought of being ragged for the first time. Was it the worst day ever?? Think again ... your very first day of ragging a junior could turn out to be worst than that.

When you enter the second year you wish to carry forth the tradition of ragging. You have long cherished a dream of being shortlisted as one of the best raggers of the college.

On the first day.... your eager eyes scan the crowds for sight of a junior just as a vulture looks out for a carcass in a long stretch of the desert. You pass across a sign board saying - ''Do your studies..Dont rag" You laugh it off. You surely do not want to begin your first day with such an ominous note.

One of the greatest challenge in the business is fishing out a junior from a sea of "all new" faces. Half of them look 7 times as old as you. A smart beginner always gears up by asking "1st year?? Come here!! "

"What??" asks the lad in a cool manner as he rises form his seat .. The guy turns out to be heftier than you imagined.. He comes and stands before you with his hands in the pocket. while you wondr if you made the right choice while you fumble for words.

"Is this the way you stand before seniors?" you stammer. The poor fellow shrugs helplessly not knowing how to alter his poise, which he acquired long since childhood. His hands suddenly land on your shoulder and he says "Hows second year yaar??" you are in a fix... you vaguely mumble a few words conveying how a junior should always stand with his hands crossed behind his back.

Suddenly you have a flash of ideas, your volume amplifies and your gestures become more confident "Introduce yourself" .. The junior goes blah...blah..blah... happy to be asked this question. You start developing interest in what he is saying but you check yourself each time reminding yourself of your aim in calling him.

After wrecking your brains you finally manage to come up with another question ..."sing a song for me" ( You are in no mood to a song but you have to continue with the ragging as your "izzat" as a senior is now at stake)

"No!! Why should I??" Comes the reply. You are aghast!! "Is this how you speak to your seniors?? stand straight, dont show your teeth" is all that you can muster. Trying to take charge of the entire situation you try screaming at the young one. Very soon you realise how poor you are at it. You miserability brings a grin at his face. "Dont show me your teeth...Now sing"... you say with a stern voice.

"How can i sing when i am not allowed to show my teeth??" That oversmart moron is turning the tables on you. You are nervous but there is little you can do. Your brain ceases to developany innovative remarks.God!!! This is getting worst then the worst viva in anatomy. You curse your instincts of having called the junior.

In the midst of all this you are caught ragging by your seniors,as if things werent bad enough( consider yourself lucky if spotted by a teacher who will at the most lecture you on how you should treat your juniors)

What could be worst then being ragged along with junior??

You try to mask your tears. At the same time you try to pretend that he is your long lost friend. Your senior seems to take no notice of this effort. Terror grips you as his question downs on you " Is this the way you are supposed to stand befor your senior?? Have you wished me as yet??" In times of crisis you tend to hear your innervoice in this case. Practice what you preach. the image of a stern senior which you had been trying to build up vanishes into the thin air. you cannot comprehend the sudden display of affection by the senior towards the junior. this goes to show whether you hit a stone on the apple or apple on the stone.. what suffers is the apple.

You seem to go through the same ordeal as you wanted your junior to go through.. By and by the truth gradually dawns on that ragging is not everyone's cup of tea!!!!

COLD FEET !!!

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Aeons ago, when english was a baby, home men in England made their living by spreading words without concrete meaning. Mankind polished this words and used them without comprehending their purpose.

Butter finger, Nosey parker, cold feet etc. became parlance. So today for the ultimate benefit of the Supreme animal (Thats we humans ... lol) , i choose to satte the instances where the term COLD FEET can be used...

COLD FEET is when:

# You are all set to answer a paper in Physics and you over hear people discussing chemistry.

# You are about to go through an open heart surgery. As it is an emrgency, you have agreed to accept anybody's heart without knowing the donor. Just as your entering the Operation theatre ... you spot a caged monkey in the corner.

# You have just yelled at the filth person who overtook you bike on your way to college. As you enter late for your class of the new semester, the familiar face of the new lecturer recognises you with a wicked smile.

# You take all your friends for a grand treat to a posh hotel and after they finished yu realise that the only thing your wallet contains is holes.

# You are under epidural anaesthesia undergoing an organ removal and you over hear a doctor saying how tasty human flesh is and that cannibalism (Killing and eating humans) should be legalised

# You are half done with the "potty" and the tap thinks it enough of pouring for that day and all this when you have also run out of toilet paper.

# You answer a viva question and the teacher laughs louder than the sonic boom of an American Military supersonic aircraft

# You are going past the dimly lit mortuary and you hear a errie  sound followed bye a tap on your shoulder

# Your an upcoming doctor , and after an operation you realise you have removed the wrong kidney of the patient.

# You are out koochi-cooing with your bf/gf and suddenly you see your dad right infront.

I hope none of the readers have ever faced any of these situations ever...


The Three Stages in Life

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It is rightly said the life is too short to attain all the knowledge of the world.  Also, it is very difficult to find all the three valuable things in life or , in other words, the elements in life viz time, energy and money.

 

Life can broadly be divided into three stages. But, unfortunately, no stage in life has all the three elements required for human fulfillment and satisfaction. So, does this mean that we are not satisfied with life?

 

The three stages are:

 

Teenage:  Here we have time + energy, but no money.

  

 

teen

 

 

Main Characteristics:

 

  • Freasking out (with parent's money)
  • Perusing College books and sometimes taking notes
  • Exam tension, though overall less stress
  • Less Social resposibilities
  • Bunking colleges and having fun at home or with friends
  • Chatting and video games
  • Dating
  • Less family pressure, but more of peer pressure.
  • Moody and slightly rebellious
  • If interested, can engage in extra cirricular activities
  • Dependant, mostly on parents 

 

Working age: Here, we have money + energy, but no time.

 

work

 

Main Charateristics:

 

  • No time to freak out of have fun. Going out occasionally with colleagues.
  • Stress at work, though no exam stension as such.
  • Resposibility at work and also towards society.
  • More family pressure, less peer  pressure.
  • Less Moody and less rebellious.
  • Less holidays/vacations.
  • Independant.

 

Old age: Here, we have time and money, but no energy.

 

old

 

Main Charateristics:

 

  • Free from stress,work and hassle.
  • Lots of time to go out and relax.
  • Less family and peer pressure.
  • Less social responsibilities.
  • Not at all moody or rebellious
  • Less independant. May be dependant on children.

So, there is no stage where there are all the three essential elements of time, energy and money. Therefore, let us all try to find fullness and satisfaction in between these stages and be happy!

Boasting..

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Superman and i once arm-wrestled.The loser had to wear his underwear outside his trouser...

I am the only person on this planet who can eat just one lay's chip...

There is no 'ctrl' button on my computer,I am always in control..

I can slam a revolving door...

I don't wear watch; I decide what time it is..

I can divide by zeroes..

Nobody has ever dared question my motives...

 

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