HI FRIENDS write here jokes and also read
dont write adult jokes please
THIS ONE FROM ME
Santa: Yaar Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhu?
Banta: Yhi k IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK He
JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH NAHI Hai :silly: :silly: :silly:
be happy and make happy
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Question Paper in year 2050:
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1. Name the cities of Pakistan where Electricity is found.
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2. How does Sugar taste? Explain in your Own words.
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3. Draw a Neat and Labeled Diagram of a Suicide Jacket.
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4. In Ancient Times, What was Petrol Used for? Support your answer with examples.
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5. Which Parts of Pakistan are not Yet sold to US?
Santa's son Mintu attended Hindi grammar class. The teacher gave them a lesson on Kaal (Tense). She explained that there are three Kaal- Vartman (present), Bhoot (past) and Bhavishya (future). Mintu said- Maam, there is one more Kaal. What?- Ma'am surprisingly exclaimed. Mintu replied- This is Sat Sri akaal.
G. K. Ajmani Tax consultant http://gkajmani-mystraythoughts.blogspot.com/
Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me Janice, who created the universe?" When Janice didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good" and Janice fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Janice, "Who is our Lord and Saviour." But, Janice didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good," and Janice fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Janice jumped up and shouted, "If you stick me with that thing one more time, I'll break it in half and stick it up your ass!"
