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Woman is like blue tooth ,
You are next to her,
she stays connected,
you go away,
she finds new device

Man is like wi-fi,
many devices can connect to him at a time

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    In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
    WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
    SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing the battery of my camera..

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    Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
    Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

    Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
    Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

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    Wife:-I will die.
    Husband:- I will also die.

    Wife:-why will you die?
    Husband:-because main itni khushi
    bardasht nahin ker sakta

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    Could u fax me your photo very very urgently ?
    Mind u - it's really very very urgent,
    damn serious and very imp ....
    I'm playing cards and
    we've misplaced the JOKER.

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    Having "WIFE" Is A
    Part Of Living...
    But
    Having "GIRLFRIEND"
    Along With The "WIFE" Is
    Art Of Living

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    A Simple fact:

    Boys Can Never be satisfied with
    3 Things In Life:

    -Mobile
    -Bike
    -Girlfriend

    Because;
    There Is Always
    A Better Model
    Available In Future

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    God thought that since
    he couldn't b everywhere
    he made a mother.

    Then devil thought that
    he couldn't be everywhere
    he made a mother-in-law.

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    Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
    Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

    Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
    Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
    Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

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    thanks for sharing with us this is really a funny text message.
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    Thank you for sharing these jokes.Really very funny.Can't stop laughing.
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