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fazelath Imraan

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13 years ago

#141108

Do the following !!!
1) go to google translate
2) type in "Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?"
3) translate English to Arabic
4) Copy the Arabic version
5) choose translation from Arabic to English
6) and the truth will be unleashed!!!!

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!

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fazelath Imraan

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13 years ago

#141117

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

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fazelath Imraan

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13 years ago

#141135

Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.

Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we dont need it.

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fazelath Imraan

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13 years ago

#143601

Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without a brain...
So, Kindly tell them your age plz......

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ajay

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13 years ago

#144002

Really a long list of funny text messages by Fathima and I really enjoyed going through them....

deepu

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13 years ago

#144478

thanks for all the funny message send by you in this thread i love this all text message.

ajay

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13 years ago

#144483

Question: What is the thinnest book in the world?
Answer: What men know about women!!!!....

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