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Thursday, 23 June 2011 12:39

Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid.

This is really very nice one,

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Saturday, 25 June 2011 23:37

Postman: I have to come 8 miles to deliver you this packet.
Jack: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.

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Monday, 27 June 2011 11:04

When things go wrong,
when tears flow from your eyes,
when sadness fills your heart,
please inform me-coz my friend sells tissues BUY ONE GET ONE FREE.

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Monday, 27 June 2011 11:16

hahhahaha

This is good joke

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Monday, 27 June 2011 14:12

Air and students have the same mentality....

How???

Both turns the book's pages without reading!!! :laugh:

Godd joke

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Wednesday, 29 June 2011 22:29

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

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Friday, 01 July 2011 10:56

You are the one who is CHARMING,
Your are the one who is INTELLIGENT,
Your are the one who is CUTE, and
I am the One who is spreading these RUMORS.

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Friday, 01 July 2011 11:15

Sir - Birbal kon tha?

Student - Don't know!

Sir - Padaye pe dhyan nahi doge to kaise bataoge!

Student - Akash, Ashok , Ajay kon hai?

Sir - Don't know!

Student - Beti pe dhyan nahi doge to kaise bataoge!

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Saturday, 02 July 2011 13:20

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a big car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

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Saturday, 02 July 2011 13:21

Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Love makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above... So always Brush your Teeth

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Saturday, 02 July 2011 13:21

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

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Saturday, 02 July 2011 13:23

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

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Saturday, 02 July 2011 13:24

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.

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Sunday, 03 July 2011 10:35

Full form of Maths:

Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students!!!

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Sunday, 03 July 2011 12:56

Full form of Maths:

Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students!!!


Good thought, and true to some extent

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Sunday, 03 July 2011 12:59

A 5th standard kid wrote in his maths answer sheet:
Dear Math,
I am sick & tired of finding your x
Just accept d fact that she's gone!
Move On dude!

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Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:01

A Sweet demand by a kid.
A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came n asked- what happen son?
Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore,
I want my own.

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Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:29

twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

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Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:29

Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured....

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Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:37

Whos hot... Its YOU,
Whos Charming... Its YOU,
Whos Sweetest.. Its YOU,
Whos Intelligent... Its YOU,
Whos dear and near friend... Its YOU
Whos a liar.. Its me

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