Funny sms

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When you get this SMS,
send it to 1 person you love,
1 you hate,
1 you always think of and
1 you wish to kill.
Now,keep guessing why I sent it to you.

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Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid.

This is really very nice one,
Postman: I have to come 8 miles to deliver you this packet.
Jack: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.
When things go wrong,
when tears flow from your eyes,
when sadness fills your heart,
please inform me-coz my friend sells tissues BUY ONE GET ONE FREE.
Air and students have the same mentality....

How???

Both turns the book's pages without reading!!! :laugh:


Godd joke
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!
You are the one who is CHARMING,
Your are the one who is INTELLIGENT,
Your are the one who is CUTE, and
I am the One who is spreading these RUMORS.
Sir - Birbal kon tha?

Student - Don't know!

Sir - Padaye pe dhyan nahi doge to kaise bataoge!

Student - Akash, Ashok , Ajay kon hai?

Sir - Don't know!

Student - Beti pe dhyan nahi doge to kaise bataoge!
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a big car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Love makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above... So always Brush your Teeth
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.
Full form of Maths:

Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students!!!
Full form of Maths:

Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students!!!


Good thought, and true to some extent
A 5th standard kid wrote in his maths answer sheet:
Dear Math,
I am sick & tired of finding your x
Just accept d fact that she's gone!
Move On dude!
A Sweet demand by a kid.
A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came n asked- what happen son?
Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore,
I want my own.
twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar
Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured....
Whos hot... Its YOU,
Whos Charming... Its YOU,
Whos Sweetest.. Its YOU,
Whos Intelligent... Its YOU,
Whos dear and near friend... Its YOU
Whos a liar.. Its me

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