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A fun word play...

1, How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

2,A cartoonist was found dead in his home - Details are sketchy.

3,I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

4,They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

5,I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

6,I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

7,What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

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8, Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

Pay no mind to those who talk behind your back, it simply means that you are two steps ahead !!!

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    A fun word play...

    1, How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

    2,A cartoonist was found dead in his home - Details are sketchy.

    3,I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

    4,They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

    5,I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

    6,I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

    7,What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

    and

    8, Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?




    I liked all, particularly, "A cartoonist was found dead in his home - Details are sketchy."
    A hilarious thread
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    A fun word play...

    1, How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

    2,A cartoonist was found dead in his home - Details are sketchy.

    3,I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

    4,They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

    5,I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

    6,I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

    7,What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

    and

    8, Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?


    hahahaha...i like the lost interest one...hahahah

    your post made my day....i am still laughing!

    This post reminds me of few words " Found missing , same difference, pretty ugly, original copies" hahahahahahahaha
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    A fun word play...

    1, How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

    2,A cartoonist was found dead in his home - Details are sketchy.

    3,I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

    4,They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

    5,I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

    6,I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

    7,What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

    and

    8, Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?


    Yes, these are all wonderful. I liked about the Dinosaur and Anti-gravity.

    Want to make each day Accountable

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    a few more...

    I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

    Broken pencils are pointless.

    I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

    Velcro - what a rip off! :huh:

    Pay no mind to those who talk behind your back, it simply means that you are two steps ahead !!!

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    a few more...

    I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

    Broken pencils are pointless.

    I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

    Velcro - what a rip off! :huh:


    Kneaded a dough is classic. This reminds me of that marvelous feature "Picturesque Speech" In the RD
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    a few more...

    I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

    Broken pencils are pointless.

    I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

    Velcro - what a rip off! :huh:


    Kneaded a dough is classic. This reminds me of that marvelous feature "Picturesque Speech" In the RD


    I dint get it , which one was that....

    Pay no mind to those who talk behind your back, it simply means that you are two steps ahead !!!

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    a few more...

    I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

    Broken pencils are pointless.

    I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

    Velcro - what a rip off! :huh:


    Kneaded a dough is classic. This reminds me of that marvelous feature "Picturesque Speech" In the RD


    I dint get it , which one was that....


    Feature's heading Is " Towards picturesque Speech". At one time it was a regular monthly feature in The R.D. This feature used to give such sentences as you posted in this thread
    Thank you said by: usha manohar
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    A fun word play...

    1, How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

    2,A cartoonist was found dead in his home - Details are sketchy.

    3,I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

    4,They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

    5,I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

    6,I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

    7,What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

    and

    8, Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?


    hahahaha...i like the lost interest one...hahahah

    your post made my day....i am still laughing!

    This post reminds me of few words " Found missing , same difference, pretty ugly, original copies" hahahahahahahaha


    They are known as "Oxymorons." Examples : open secret, Good grief,
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    Really very hilarious play on words! Especially the Typo-O bit!! :laugh:

    Here's another hilarious one:

    A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice. Intrigued, the young man asked if he could be allowed to work the machine, but his request was denied. Said the store manager, "Sorry, kid, but baggers can't be juicers." :laugh: :laugh:

    "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
    - W. C. Fields :)

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    Another favorite one of mine

    Two robins are lying on their backs, soaking up some sun.

    A Mama cat and her kitten come walking by.
    The kitten complains, "Mama, I'm sooo hungry, what can we eat?"
    The Mama cat, spying the 2 birds replies, "How about some baskin' robins?" :laugh: :laugh:

    "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
    - W. C. Fields :)

    Thank you said by: chinmoymukherjee, usha manohar, Rajani K
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